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Never said I played by the rules wink

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I'd be better at it than someone with no arms laugh

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Then a flannel it shall be! Again it may only be suitable to use on Barbie dolls and Action men, but it will be a flannel

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a table cloth you say... it may look more like a tea towel but still..

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I could turn my hand to it banana

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All round but in particular.. Everything banana

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Of course not, 'cause i'm so bloody good

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Say what you mean eh laugh... Still, you keep replying wink

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Confident is what your looking for.. Maybe a bit cocky and arrogant as well laugh

Still, I used to be a complete melt and that sucked.

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I'm very talented

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What? I lost the other fingers in a horrific biking accident

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Yeah well, theres only one finger on the 'hand' you were thinking of... laugh

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'Cause your filthy laugh

I'm obviously not going to be talking about anything else, being the good clean lad I am

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IT would be my brain of course

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Not the first time it's been called a double laugh

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Never been called an entendre before laugh

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Thats not the force you felt.... Ooooooooh Matron

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I'm like a Jedi.. I just sense these things. laugh

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Been known as a bit of a risk taker in the past but how do I know your not really some middle aged balding bloke called Frank? Or even worse... The Bogey man! laugh

The Premiership

Behave fella! We (Everton) will win the Uefa cup and finish 5th again..

Whereas Liverpool will do their usual trick of doing nothing in the league despite all the media 'promise' and will end up running to FIfa or Uefa to get the rules changed for them again..

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Always good to know what a person looks like as well... My parents always told me not to talk to strangers wink laugh

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Well, knowing who I'm emailing is always a good start wink laugh Then you just gotta be nice to me laugh

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I would email you them but only the very luckiest of people get an email from me banana laugh

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I would tell you one of his jokes but it'll get me banned and we don't want that laugh

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If you want really wicked watch Jimmy Carr... Don't get much more controversial than him laugh

The Premiership

C'mon I know deep down your all football fans.. Who's gonna win it and who's going to go down?

I reckon Man Utd or Chelsea for the title and to go down Fulham, Stoke and Hull..

Can see Hull falling away after the first 2 results, wouldn't surprise me if they failed to win another game all season either.. Still, old Dean Windass deserves his season of glory

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I've seen that DVD I think... V v v funny!

Also very good on the Friday night project... Did a skit about cold toast once, hilarious!

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I do hope that wink wasn't suggesting I am like Alan Carr?! scold

As gays go he's alright, far far far to camp to be natural but is very funny

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Not all of them aspire to be me thankfully... Graham Norton for example..

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I did... I'm the original funny man, me

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