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Interview tips...

Nice one ladies, ta.

I've interviewed people in the past, also fired them..(Horrible thing to do) but always looking for ways to improve my interview 'skills'

Interview tips...

Anyone got any?

I have 3, yes 3!! Job interviews tomorrow and although I usually do alright being that I can talk to anyone, was wondering if anyone has any tips? Things you do in an interview that stands you in good stead?

A proud day..

Starts off - I looked over your resume... And ends up asking me to go on to another site to talk properly..

Funny thing being she never viewed my profile laugh

A proud day..

As the title of the thread says today has been a very proud day for me! Something that I have been waiting to happen for a long while has finally happened and can live easy again!

This genuinely is the happiest I have been for ages!!

Whats that I hear you say? "Come on SB tell us whats happened"??

Okay, I will..

Today I got my very first...... Scam email!!!

banana banana

RE: What did you do today that made you feel good?

I had a cup of tea and a bacon and egg butty whilst downloading the Kooks new album... I'll tell you waht.. The days are happy!

RE: Hands up if you're looking for someone

Mate, all the 'good stuff' tends to happen in the private mail rather than the forums.

cheers

RE: When boredom strikes...

Seriously, I'd rather sit and watch Crossroads! And nope, no shame whatsoever laugh

No gravy... Gotta be neat.

As for which one... Has to be Chucky, I'd fancy my chances against him in a fight.

Punished by either the guy from Saw or people from Hostel?

RE: When boredom strikes...

I take it 'mince' means bad, if so then yes, yes I am laugh

100% silent but violent! Although I claim my glory in either situation..

Having to live on a diet of solely Sprouts or Cabbage?

RE: When boredom strikes...

Get used to it playing Rugby laugh

Absolutely regret something I didn't do.. Not left with what if's.

Would you rather be bound to a chair and forced to watch Home and Away from the first episode or forced to watch Neighbours?

RE: Need Cheering up !

No worries mate cheers

RE: Need Cheering up !

Angus - I'm in no means religious but if I ever need cheering up or inspiring I have a read of this..

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

RE: When boredom strikes...

Oooh! Just the thought of either is bad enough laugh

But it would definitely have to be the wedgy.. After time you'd just get used to it.

As a woman, would you rather have to live with hairy arm pits and wear a vest or hairy legs and wear tiny shorts?

RE: When boredom strikes...

I'd rather be gummy than have mega smelly giblets and BO to be honest lol

Okay, would you rather never be able to taste again or smell again?

RE: When boredom strikes...

Thats a tough one!!

I think i'd rather go without brushing my teeth.. Nothing worse than being dirty! At least you can buy Polo mints and the likes..

Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of
this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I
lost the sausage in.'

Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of
this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I
lost the sausage in.'

RE: normal

I'm normal.. banana

Welcome aboard

RE: new to this internet thingy lol

Welcome aboard cheers

RE: Worst thing that has happened to you....

Other than being glassed in the back of the head nothing to bad..

Anyone in?

Celebrity dancing on whatever? No thank you.. Gimmie Celeb BB anyday head banger

RE: decribe your life partner in one word ? ????

AWOL

Anyone in?

Not decided yet.. Meant to be having a few beers with a mate to celebrate his engagement, so it may well lead to me strutting my stuff..

What about you?

Lets play a game..

Awesome programme!

There are loads on Youtube

Anyone in?

I'm here.. I'm there.. I'm nit quite everywhere...

Yeah, I noticed the thing about the post times as well, tried changing it in my profile but it did nowt..

My new profile pic..

blushing Thanks, R.

Had to change it back to a 'grown up' one.. Something doesn't seem right about me having a toddler pic on a 'dating' site laugh

My new profile pic..

R, have put it back on just so you can have a look.. laugh

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Today I shall mostly be listening to The Enemy - We Live And Die In These Towns

RE: Hands up if you're looking for someone

Hmmm I'll answer this as I'm completely comfortable with my straightness...

"No Geoff, you amazingly nice guy with good taste in shirts, I am not looking for a relationship at this time but if I was looking to bat for the other team, I'd choose you without question".

laugh

My new profile pic..

What one do you mean, R? Do you mean the one of me in a suit?

I've changed it since I asked the question.. The one I was asking about was me as a toddler.

My new profile pic..

Don't be dissin the jumper! It's my badass don't mess with me jumper is that laugh

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