mike1937 Forum Posts (554)

RE: hi

Hi Laura

Hope you have fun here -


TIP - We're nearly all insane
so let loose with wot U like n we'll probably join ya


Mad Mad Mike

RE: Quiet tonight...

Hi goils & bruvs
Mornin fro sunny Broadstairs

Me wake up, see dis bit fro B&Q loved it gal

So me check de connex qiuck and den my peepers see B&Q spellin Lady P's name near like the famous set o wheels PORSCHE so she tink loadsadosh n I tink Wos all diss mean man, innit

*But its par for the course in Kingston*, I hear the posh lady say n she no meanin *Jaaamaica* - Oh No - Y dig

Any ole how - So fro what she say here, meez NOW tinkin dat she tink dat Lady P a sporty party chick (like me do 2) and dat she got a 'orizontal engjin if she haz de fuel - innit


Only four chaps - Double them up and you have the 8 cylinders


from me - Off now to start de day
be back late tonite
C ya

Y no Hoo

RE: Quiet tonight...

OK OK Y got me Lady P - so me off to by byes now - to keep me strenf hup for all dat runnin 'bout 2 morri I gots 2 do in the Dennis chariot innit.

g'Night all
Mike

RE: Quiet tonight...

Oh S..t - Wot a bluddy shame -
n 'ere wos I trained fro me potty to treat all ladiz like they WOZ ladiz

Anyway - Dig this - Me still tink yo is a grate lookin bird innit

Y no hoo

RE: Quiet tonight...

So - I pose this question

Why are all cows generically called *DAISY* ?

and this is possible

Maybe the wise mystic *Lilo Lill* will have anudder answer

RE: Quiet tonight...

Thanks very much lady P - n have another on me

Now for another bit of Bradstow Wagglespoke.

Thou shoudst remember thus - Thou didst have a pop before at SB poor sod, but Methinks 'twas I dear lady, that first didst venture to calleth thee by that honoured epithet and did I so with regard for thy beauty and out of respect, when in adversity thou didst nearly lose thy cool

So done yE knock it luv



to all
Mike

RE: Quiet tonight...

Hiya lady P - 'It's Nice to see you - to see you - Nice
(More plagerism but what the heck - Its true)

Great new pic and glad to see you back with the crazies.

So I salute you and if it doth please thee to take
with us

I say to thee

Y all no hoo by now

RE: Quiet tonight...

Achtung Achtung punters

I believe I read somewhere, that Zella (Helga)
will be back at her Gestapo HQ control centre soon, sorting out the national flags and SS stickers as ordered, to wind up the BB HQ pen pushers -

and I can't wait to see it all happen


I too am here NOW - having sorted out what I should have been doing tomorrow if I was *not* meeting my *CS Does work* lady.

She is coming to Broadstairs, looking at a flat she has secured with my assistance and staying in a B& B overnight.

She is moving here with her 13 year old son as and I quote, *Our lifes will be far better and more healthy there, than living in London* and theyb are both interested in airraft so a trip to the MANSTON Spitfire & Hurricane museum is on for her son. - More illegal advertising

From what she has said to me thus far and to paraphrase with a big ration of licence old Willy Wagglepoke again

Methinks 'twil be much that I doth have, to look fiveward to. as she's going to adding a teaching cert to her BA and Masters degrees

So for you ladies and to the lads

Mike

RE: three chavs

Priceless

BUT - Typical - Sounds just like Thanet's woodentops

Mike

RE: Hi

Yeah Seconded - Its Ghostly
4 U

Mike

RE: Interview tips...

Well done from the solar panelled odd sod too SB





and go have agood pi$$ up
Mike

RE: Hi

Thanks Eric and like I said B4
- Keepin my options open for a while yet, but looks promising - We meet this week end, and as she's already got a BA and just doing her dissertation for a Masters, I am bloody thick, even with my Engineering qualifications

and BTW - I missed you load o nutters anyway
and will keep y all posted on developments


Mike

RE: Another new one

Hi - Like Lil's already said
to the CS nutters club

:

from Me @ very dull outside
Broadstairs - Yes it does exist

RE: Hi

Hi & welcome from HIM


Hope you enjoy the stuff from all the gang - I did, which is why I came back 'tother day

This one, despite the age is still a nutter bordering on insane

Mike

RE: Interview tips...

Good luck 2 morrow SB - Here's 2 ya

CS DOES WORK

Hi Folks

Please excuse the Engineering analogy and sarcasm - Its intended. SATIRE if applied by a degree education and its sacracsm if anyone *on the bench* can apply it, especially at management. -- read on please and take note !!

Having had my *Where's Zella* (innocently intended) thread stripped completely by cross theading ShutzStaffel PC numb nuts at Big Brother HQ and received a waring from the duty OberSturmBahnFurher
I now say this.

Fortunately CS Does work and I think I have found someone in London with whom I can get close and as she has pulled her profile I am about to act similarly.

I would like to keep in touch with any possible cyber friends I may have gained on the UK threads so please read on

I now feel that I must go and try this out with this lady and will remove myself from your highly amusing company. BUT

In defiance of Big Brother - If anyone wants to keep in touch please punch in on Google
(Model engineering with Meccano) and look for my name and details at the bottom as you look at the articles and models and linke therein

I would like your comments on it, the hobby and anything else if you wish, or perhaps you might even become new or returners to the adult hobby which in this country is represented by over 20 clubs all with International membership and we educate the kids too into socail skills and discipline by making things.

If intersted punch in on Google *Model engineering with Meccano* and my details are at the bottom. If you look at all the items and models there and on the various links from it you might even see something different.

My family has a motto which says do the honourable thing butv in Latin - We are straight in the traditional sense with all people regardless of all colours and creeds until as an individual, they do us wrong.

With that, I say with sincerity.

Good bye to you all and thanks

Mike Dennis
Broadstairs Kent

RE: normal

Welcome to the club

Believe it, None of us on here are *normal* - Too damn dull

so from me

RE: new to this internet thingy lol

Hiya Ruby and

to choice
Mike

RE: What Are You Listening To?

OK Lil - I know but I was thnkin

it would be a nice change from seein you lookin so intelletually *thoughtful*

Anyway from me -
and I just had a thought - rare
PS Perhaps you could will roped in by the secret Master planners to go on Celeb come dancin with Brendan Cole as yer partner against SB - Now that WOULD be fun

Cheers & respect from HIM

RE: Anyone in?

As SB's now got rid of the mafia look, apperently there is a new secret * Master plan* 'afoot' in the club, to get him onto Celebrity Come dancing so you could be right, and he's practising As for me I can't wait to see Buiscuit bein interviewed by Brucie - and crumble
Wopps - will get a warnin for dissin again so in case e's locked the missile on

Nice to C U - To CU ----- Nice

Mike - The even older one

RE: My new profile pic..

Shh - Careful SB - The BB SS might have bugged us to report us to the Pc OOblies n Wooli'ats -

Q is tho' When is Zella, aka Helga, comin back to the club ?

I'm gettin withdrawl symptoms
having started it off but having no *Allo Allo* reciprocal repartee with her - still maybe she's working on the Enigma codes

Tha'l give em something to think about at BB HQ
Cheers for now - Off to Deal (No) - The town

RE: My new profile pic..

OK SB - Aaah - Suit Y say - I say yay
Thats better
from me

And PS - The birds'll love it too

RE: Anyone in?

Ho Trish chick - Ok gal - me take shufti on the foreign jobs in a mo hopin t see y all -

But hey, Yo'se still ain gi me no leads or card to your cool gigs y'all nashin about, innit ?
So be cool as me want have pops at de Pc's and bouncers, toot sweets ? - Y Dig me mama ?

so meantime have or with Him @ blasphemy hall

RE: My new profile pic..

Ho SB - But yo aks for the spiel

So Hokey Pokey - Hey man - Like me said befo we was shut down by Big Bro's thought cops - bein well under arf me age got street cred but me still tinkin yo is too mean in the mug on the original t argue wid innit -

BUT BTW - That mafia sweater's apparentlly scaring all the Plymouth Brethren

anyway from me

RE: My new profile pic..

OK SB
That's actually an improvement -

SO - Wossup ?

Are you actually washin that all singin, all mafia sweater ?


Mike

RE: Sorry

I don't know your true name to say this BUT for now

I say - Thank you for that - Apology accepted here

It takes a man to do that
SO - respect -

Please now let us try again to respect each others talents and humour.

Mike Dennis
Broadstairs Kent UK

RE: Is this not meant to be a dating site?

Well then - Gute nacht Sehr geehrte Dame

Mikel, Herzog von Bradstow
(Englische - Near as dammit) Duke of Bradstow
Kommondant, Kaiser Bill's Geschwader fur die old Fokkers
Blasphemy hall
Planet Thanet UK

RE: never been asked

Hiya Lady P's little sis - Cheers - - Nuff said
See page 5 near the bottom.

RE: never been asked

Ailechem shalom Ladies & Gentlemen,

Oi veh ! - The self-elected Aryan Cornish Dictator has had another pop at me so I am quaking in my neo hebrew shoes and crying - with fear already? If wit was faeces this *bisel nishtikiet* would be constipated.

For the record folks - Please feel free to draw your own conclusions and make a democratic decision at least based on facts. All the others involved with this thread can judge who has, by all the evidence set before the *court* thus far *spouted* more *wind & water* on the matter.


BTW - It was not me who originally said *fascists fear democracy* - I admit to 'borrowing' that *truism* but cannot remember its original source. I belive such confession hopefully demonstrates to the intelligent a lack of any *alleged* or implied *superior attitude*
meanwhile,

Shtik naches and mazel tov to all non fascists.

Please excuse use of yiddish phrases conveying joy health and peace.

Moishe aka Mike @ Broadstairs Kent

RE: Is this not meant to be a dating site?

Hello Lady P - I do thank thee again BUT fair damsel I sayeth thou hast been an dun it
After U told me your real name last week when I went for the Cornish puss head when he wound you up N you exploded like a wino on Nitro Clycerine, I've since tried not to blow your cover old darling, hoping I might have a chance -

But now you've gone Kamikaze an committed suet puddin by admittin it I have to admit, you DEFINTELY look to me as you would make a great Hilda to my Rumpole n to tempt you old luv I,ve got loadsa wine & single Malts too at Blasphemy Hall.

BTW Lady P & LiLo Lil (Thats a cover name) - Not the tart, love if you is still a lookin mama - I've posted THE suggestion to *that* thread if u am interested in readin it chicks and care to participate

Cheers 4 now and respect as always from HIM @ Broadstairs near to Sea - for swimmin wimmin - In Cosmo small piece mode - Ooooh!! -Knickers Knackers Knockers

PS - BTW 2 - Willy de Wagglespoke doth re write the sonnets
Observe - Methinks still thou art of such beauty to behold fair damsels. Wouldst thou not such positive an answer give to a lonely old semi Jew's pleadings for thy company?

Forsooth tis said in parts to wit - A damn good long larf n life herewith and thus be plied regularly with quality Frog n Bulgarian plonk would be hopefully of great benefit and much mutual mischief.

Offus tobeddus
( Latin ) Mike