mike1937mike1937 Forum Posts (554)

RE: Whats The Biggest Turn Off In A Man For A Woman And In A Woman For A Man?

Biggest turn off in a woman for a man.

When she removes the wig, two prosthetic arms and two legs all at once.

RE: last letter new word

weep

RE: last letter new word

yaw

RE: blonde .Vs. Dark hair

bald is best

RE: last letter new word

case

RE: Frank Kelly - 12 days of Christmas

wave
Hi Angel
Try this



wine Mike

RE: put a present under the tree

50 kilos of HE timed to go off at midnight on the 24th

RE: Bedside Manner

So - Pray tell us
Are your boys *Poms* wink devil grin

RE: What Are You Listening To?

RE: Frank Kelly - 12 days of Christmas

Priceless

RE: Morning fellow peeps

Thats good - Hope it works out - Confidentiality about 'X' is traditional and essential
thumbs up

RE: What Are You Listening To?

The sound of Silence

RE: last letter new word

nanny

RE: Who Would You Say Is The Biggest Tart On CS ?

Points
1. I have listened and READ the BQ, SB and others comments regarding mine as expressed ON THIS THREAD

2. If any apologies are due to anyone they are hereby GIVEN

3. I intend to stick by traditional values I was brought up with.

4. Alsio Ref. 3. It is patently obvious that any oipinion I expresed opposite to those who are all much younger than I, will be questioned and deemed unaccepable no matter what I said either to correct or explain as you live in a different world so I have the equal right to say that it is YOU who need to look at your attitudes closely just as YOU think I do.

5. The alleged *humour* given the title of *this thread* claimed by its Author in retrospect, is very OBVIOUSLY not for me as I do NOT like seeing women whom I have some respect for beig called tarts and denigrating themselves in the name of spo called humour and/or to get cheap laughs

I am not *Lighetning up* or *chilling* as the modern misuse of English phrase goes and intend in future to leave such *humour* to the younger element exclusively.

RE: Who Would You Say Is The Biggest Tart On CS ?

Ho Ho B&Q - PUT downs - rolling on the floor laughing Never - laugh teddybear
There are a few on here diddums who could probably not lift you or the dummy you chucked oput of your pram -dunno BUT
IF the cap fits etc wink grin devil yay

Cheers wine wine Mike

RE: last letter new word

erudite

RE: Who Would You Say Is The Biggest Tart On CS ?

Hmmmm? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bedside Manner

Good on yer - Now that's what I call bein *Bedantic* laugh

RE: Who Would You Say Is The Biggest Tart On CS ?

Nice one - Cyril rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

BABY P CASE - Belated justice? - If it can be called that! - Have your say?

Haringey Council said Sharon Shoesmith was dismissed from her £100,000-a-year post with immediate effect and would not receive any compensation.
But she will still get her gold-plated civil service pension, estimated to be worth up to £1.5million.
The 55-year-old head of Haringey's children's services was removed from her post last week after Children's Secretary Ed Balls said she should be replaced, but remained on full pay while the north London council considered her future.
She had provoked widespread anger for her refusal to apologise over the torture and death of 17-month-old Baby P at the hands of his mother, her boyfriend and their lodger.
She insisted her department had 'worked effectively', although Baby P was seen 60 times by social workers, health officials and police.
She said she saw no need for officials to lose their jobs, handed out graphs showing her department's performance and defiantly announced: 'I certainly won't be resigning.'
She added at a press conference: 'The very sad fact is that we can't stop people who are determined to kill children. I am satisfied that the action that should have been taken was taken.'
Haringey has since admitted spending £19,000 on media training for high-profile employees involved in the case. Mrs Shoesmith and Liz Santry, Haringey's Cabinet member for children and young people, who resigned earlier this month, are thought to be among those who received training.
The death of Baby P provoked widespread anger against Haringey Council and Sharon Shoesmith
There were fears that Mrs Shoesmith, a former teacher and schools inspector, would receive a substantial pay-off to ensure she could not sue the Labour-run council for unfair dismissal.
Last night a Haringey spokesman said her contract was studied by the council's lawyers before her fate was decided by a panel of three councillors. Mrs Shoesmith was at the disciplinary hearing.
Two other council officials, Mrs Shoesmith's deputy Cecilia Hitchen and the head of safeguarding children, Clive Preece, have also been suspended on full pay.
No decision has been made yet about their jobs. The council spokesman said: 'We are acting as quickly as the law allows.'
Three people have been convicted of causing Baby P's death
Three social workers who were involved with the case - Maria Ward, Gillie Christou and Sylvia Henry - have been told their positions will be reviewed. They are not currently working in child protection.
An emergency report into the state of Mrs Shoesmith's department after the Baby P case highlighted a catalogue of failings.
Inspectors condemned everything from poor record keeping to a failure to identify children at immediate risk of harm.
Haringey council was severely criticised for failing to prevent the murder of eight-year-old Victoria Climbie in 2000.

Local MP Lynne Featherstone said: 'Hopefully this marks a break with the culture of secrecy, failure and deceit that failed Baby P.'
Susie Squire of the TaxPayers' Alliance said Mrs Shoesmith should lose some of her pension benefits. She said: 'There's no reason why an individual who has overseen such a debacle should receive the gold-plated benefits of a civil service job.'
A spokesman for Mr Balls's Department for Children, Schools and Families said: 'The Secretary of State is satisfied that Haringey appear to have moved swiftly to resolve this in the right way.'

RE: Bedside Manner

Now Sisters and bretjhren - Let us pray *speculate* and I don't mean spcsavers eithergrin

Do you think that Jo is off to Tesco's for batteries or Nun's Comforts ?
and if the latter - specify - giant, large medium or small wink thumbs up yay

RE: Bedside Manner

Sssh Jo again - don't mention Nuns comforts to the P o L or he might admonish me or even remove my titles tongue

RE: Bedside Manner

Mein Got Vimmin - I ddn't know you were into those - I thought you had enuff real access from what you've been sayin wink devil

You can do it even cheaper without any batteries - professor

Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) - laugh
and lengths - and need no lubricant either. thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin

RE: Bedside Manner

Brilliant stuff
Thanks for sharing

BAB Y P - Should the Director of Childrens srvices and all involved be sacked.

Agreed and what is more - they and the esteblishment *authortities* have been actively trying to stop anyone from advocating and successfully achieving a national referendum on the matter for years, through the manipulation of Propaganda mechanics in order to maintain control over the masses.

Information - Dis-information amd Mis-information

handshake cheers

Mike @ Broadstairs

RE: cant be nice having a glass shoved in the boat

I see - You might have a point BUT - Better still - Jones and harder men than him would not be able take 2 years in our main military jail (Colchester) with Home office approval which I am certain through *inside* knowledge - could be arranged very cheaply.

RE: cant be nice having a glass shoved in the boat

Who the hell cares?

Jones asked for trouble in public on and even when he was off the field. He has courted publicity to boost his violent reputation so he should take the consequences.

RE: IF YOU HADE TO RE-NAME SANTA'S 9 REINDEER.....

How about these ?


Auburn
Buick
Cadillac
Deusenberg
Edsel
Ford
Hudson
Jeep
Lincoln

RE: so whos doing what

Nothing unless I can get a visit from a lady CS member who wants an intimate encounter. wink

RE: Hate Mail.....Why send them....

are u nuts....


like i say tell um to foxtrot uncle charlie kilio...off[/quote]

Well said Angel -

However May I please advise and correct your International code just in case the mods don't now it tongue rolling on the floor laughing

It shoud have read * Foxtrot Uniform Chalie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot * but you were right anyway - rolling on the floor laughingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wine Mike

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