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The Fortune Cookie Game....

I found my car keys....in bed.

Corrupt a wish.....

anyone anyone?

RE: What did u do today that made u feel good?

touched myself

























twice

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

I need a beerrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: CS Victim's Unit.......Please tell us your war stories..........

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Oh, I'm so sorry for laughing at your plight, P4S, here's a little huggie for you.hug


Because I'm abusing emoticons today.handshake cheers hug comfort

Phrases you can use to take someone down a notch....

Ugly stick? You got hit by tht Ugle TRUCK!!!

RE: how can we solved the African proplem

You already did this thread.


Holy de ja vu

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

movie

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

later

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

eat

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

chubby

The Fortune Cookie Game....

I just saw tina...in beddevil

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

us

RE: My America

And would that be like comparing the latest edition of the Bible to the scrolls of 2000 years ago?

RE: My America

And there you are gnomie. You must be the twister CHAMP.....

Good ideas to annoy people......

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

Yummy

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

Mole

RE: My America

Stretch. not a change, fella. good try though.

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

Thanks man......

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

promises

Good ideas to annoy people......

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

hey green and John....


I'm jim.

I'm only gay on saturdays...



What's today?







cheers

The Fortune Cookie Game....

We used to play this game with the fortune in the fortune cookie. YOu had to read it out loud and end it with the phrase "in bed."


Post a sentence and end it with "in bed"





I was just picking my nose...in bed.

Good ideas to annoy people......

End All your sentences with the word buttlick.

Good ideas to annoy people......

Make REALLY loud grunting noises while in a public bathroom stall. Then yell.....


A) "I remember eating, but I don't remember eating THAT."

B) "I think I'm gonna c*m!!!"


Then reach under the partition and ask for toilet paper.

Good ideas to annoy people......

Grab some stranger off the street, tell them about your "personal relationship with Jesus" and ask them to get down on their knees and pray with you

Good ideas to annoy people......

leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll for the nexy person.

Good ideas to annoy people......

Pick THEIR nose.

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

Where's my drink.......I've been stripping all night, and I'm parched

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