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RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

You bet, I worked in a gay bar for a while, remember?


devil banana devil

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

Alimony is a payment for a woman to "maintain her standard of living" Which I think is BS..she can get a job.

There is no alimony in Ohio any more.

Splitting assets has nothing to do with alimony.

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

Speaking of which.......
















devil

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

Shhh....I'm trying to dacne over here....


GAWD.......

Answer a question with a question....

Anyone want to play this again tonight?

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

I'll be fine. I can tape my floppy to my leg and keep it out of the way....

RE: The Bar is open.......................Ladies night

Who wants to see me ride the mechanical bull?


Woooo hoooooo!!!! YEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!



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RE: Earth Hour.

Last time you posted this you said it would save on evergy.

What's your stance?

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

You don't "attempt suicide"

You kill yourself, or you're looking for attention.

Let me guess, he tried to leave thrice....

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

Commit her to the streets.

It's just like someone saying "I'm pregnant" so the guy doesn't leave.

I bet she wasn't going to kill herself. I may be wrong, but I doubt she did.

If you want to kill yourself, you do, you don't TRY.

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

Stay in the relationship...no....


Get her committed...yes.

Cheating....still, no way.....no excuse.

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

End the relationship BEFORE you start getting the root from somewhere else.

It's called respect.

It's called morals.

RE: HELLO everone

Welcome....cheers

RE: Earth Hour.

And firing up all those lights after that hour will over work the generators and transformers to turn them all back on at the same time.

It's just like not buyng gas on a certain day as a boycott. Yeah, monday is "don't buy gas day". But we all have to buy gas on tuesday to get our asses to work.


But turn off you lights.


Like I said, while you're sitting in the dark, I'll be over here int the corner stealing your stuff.

RE: Why do so many women go for married men?

sorry no huggie emoticons for you.

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

reuse

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

junk

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

shaft

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

milk

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

wedding

Corrupt a wish.....

Granted: but when the ink dries, it dissappears

I wish Farts smelled like roses

Corrupt a wish.....

Granted, but the door is locked.

I wish cars ran on air instead of gas.

Corrupt a wish.....

Granted, but you speak it backwards


I wish I could walk on water

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

Everything

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

take

Corrupt a wish.....

Granted: But you will always burn your food

I wish I could wear a thong.

What's the first word that pops into your head.....

no commentdevil smitten

Corrupt a wish.....

Granted: But everything freezes and all the men you are interested in suffer from shrinkage


I still wish I had a monkey

Corrupt a wish.....

add on---And everything goes perfect

I wish I had a Monkey

Answer a question with a question....

Almost....do I look tired?

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