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RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

railing

RE: Bonsoir

Indy and Valley sitting in a tree...

K I S S I N G

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RE: what's in your garden!

My pole trimmer???

RE: what's in your garden!

jesus...get out there and clean up that garden...

need your bush trimmed???


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Things you shouldn't do when you're drunk....

Yeah, troopers came, and we had to leave in a hurry.

It made the news.....rolling on the floor laughing

I'm a freaking celebrity.....

Things you shouldn't do when you're drunk....

Try to hold a conversation with the guy in the convenient store while buying smokes and beef jerky for the walk home.

Set up a volley ball court in the median of the freeway.

(Bringing a grill for said volleyball game)

What's the whackiest thing you've done when cranked out of your mind?

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

"Hard B*tch!!!"


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tongue

The SLAM Obama Threat......

If there were another 9-11 type attack, he'll probably say, "I wasn't there when it happened. Go ask Michelle, she's proud of America now, or didn't you hear?"

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The SLAM Obama Threat......

Obama said he has visited 57 states and on Memorial Day.

He saw "fallen heroes" in the audience.

He said his Uncle liberated Auchwitz although history confirms that the Russian Red Army liberated the camp, not the Americans.

His mistakes are now tarnishing Obama's articulate rock star image and instead, is showing the world that Obama's weakness is his own tongue.

Oh, I forgot, he was tired and had "Senior Moment."

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I worked 18 hour days for 15 years, and I remembered that there are 50 states, and that Russia liberated Auchwitz, and I can certainly tell if people in an audience are dead or alive....

The SLAM Obama Threat......

I think it's funny that Otis Moss III invited that Catholic Priest...(known as the "renegade priest") to TUCC as a guest speaker.

They knew what he would say in his sermon, he's known for it. Moss is no different that Wright.

His (Moss')Father lives here in Cleveland, but I haven't heard anything from him yet....

The SLAM Obama Threat......

And The Weatherman thing.....I'd have to look up his name, but the leader was tried for a terrorist bombing, but the prosecution dropped the ball on the warrant and he got off.

And Obama has contributed $ to that group.

Obama doesn't like white people, IMO, and it's starting to show.

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

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RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

Why did Obama cross the road???



Sorry I got no punch line for this...

Maybe to meet Wright?

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

You're gonna get hate mail too....


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RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

That's a good bit of information for a secular source.

But let's ask a muslim, shall we?? I think they would know a bit more, no?


Origin of Islam: According to Secular History
The origin of Islam can be traced back to 7th century Saudi Arabia. Islam is thus the youngest of the great world religions. The prophet Muhammad (circa 570-632 A.D.) introduced Islam in 610 A.D. after experiencing what he claimed to be an angelic visitation. Muhammad dictated the Qur'an, the holy book of Islam, which Muslims believe to be the preexistent, perfect words of Allah.

Origin of Islam: According to Islam
The origin of Islam is generally accredited to the prophet Muhammad but to the devout Muslim, Islam began long before Muhammad ever walked the earth. The Qur'an was dictated by Muhammad but, according to the Qur'an, it did not originate with Muhammad. The Qur'an testifies of itself that it wasgiven by God through the angel Gabriel to the prophet Muhammad. "This is a revelation from the Lord of the universe. The Honest Spirit (Gabriel) came down with it, to reveal it into your heart that you may be one of the warners, in a perfect Arabic tongue" (Sura 26:192-195). "Say, 'Anyone who opposes Gabriel should know that he has brought down this (the Qur'an) into your heart, in accordance with God's will, confirming previous scriptures, and providing guidance and good news for the believers'" (Sura 2:97).

The SLAM Obama Threat......

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You know what happens when religion influences people...

Inquisitions, crusades, witch hunts, Blood labels, lynchings, Holy Wars.......

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

Don't you just hate dumbing down? Maybe I should use smaller words. Or









talk











real








slow........

The SLAM Obama Threat......

Whaddaya got?

Racial Churches, political inexperience, etc etc etc etc.......


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RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

HAHAHA.....too bad all these Emails you send me are a "childish and innane thing to do."

Goon!!!!

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

Really, Dude, stop spewing about religion. You obviously know nothing about any of them.

Buddism is not a religion. Don't let a real Buddist hear you say that.

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

You can't handle a debate....That's funny. SO you have to attack and blow everything out of proportion so as to try and get us to miss your silly posts.

That's an excellent tactic that Obama uses as well as you.

Sarcasm is sarcasm. No need to use it if you don't have an arguement. I have all sorts of things, and remain sarcastic. You're a bit of a dullard.

And I find it funnier still that in an earlier post you more of less wished Conrad to be diagnosed with something fatal and/or brain tumors for his kids. UNCALLED FOR!!

THAT shows your lack of an arguement. And lack of a better education. You went to private school at some point, I'll bet.

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.

R.

Feel better, man. Take it easy and keep your head up.

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

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I just peed a little.....


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RE: Damsel in Distress

Single, too!!

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RE: Damsel in Distress

My line of work.

Capping them for the time being is fine as long as you cut the wires back first. Cut them (with the power off) back to the rubber sheath. So no metal is showing. then cap them. It'll be fine.

RE: Being a Christian....

Wooden teeth???

RE: Being a Christian....

Sorry, Hugz, I missed your post.

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I dig the new pic, BTW....Hubba hubba.

RE: Being a Christian....

Just like old times, huh, mike? Taking over a religion thread.....all we need now is trish.laugh

Here you're saying that God is still a vengeful Old Testament God. A punisher.

Not what Jesus would say.

RE: Being a Christian....

But (probably for a different thread) if your free will does not coincide with worshiping God, then you are damned. What happened to unconditional love?

RE: Being a Christian....

What about tsunamis, and other natural disasters???


Good to see you, too. We still have to go out for a beer. But no religion talk, we'll just oogle delicious babes....


devil

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