My house is actually haunted, lots of cold spots, light bulbs always goin, electricity always trippin, a candle once blew out by itself, 1 night i saw a shadow move across the landing into the wall. I was drunk with last 1 admittedly but it still happened
I am 2 tall 2 carry so think that wud be equally hazardous. During lockdown the life expectancy in my area actually shot up due to just me remaining indoors
I was once rubbing an old lamp n a genie popped out n granted me three wishes. However i misheard n thought he said 3 washes, n beat him up in a fit of rage with his wand thinkin he was accusin me of bein smelly. Obviously he retracted his offer. Bit of a missed opportunity lookin back
I have freakishly long arms n literally have no control of them wen i run. Last time i went 4 a run i accidentally knocked 17 ppl into the canal. Though most ppl who saw me coming actually turned round n started runnin the opposite way
I did politics at school, in my exam i started every answer with "well the real question is" and then just waffled on about a load of crap whilst avoiding the actual question. Obviously i got an A*
I woke up the other morning on the sofa with a killer hangover, a half spilled can in 1 hand, a half eaten pizza in my hair, and asked myself this very question. Then i just decided to finish my beer and pizza and go back to sleep
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id like to be a lifeguard n just sit on the beach all day 
RE: Neighbor
Well i half joke, it was actually my old house n wen i say handy i meant kind of scary, but hey its a story 2 tell