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EPIC EPIC FAIL

No offense....!! But this site blows..too be honest. In my opinion lads, ye would have better success at just being social with people in a real life situation, it doesn't matter if you're shy, they aren't going to eat the head of you..and even if they do, move onto the next one, simple as!!...it beats staring at a laptop/pc screen on a nightly basis in fairness, wishing and hoping on responses...I've been on here a year and a half and during that space of time, i figured that i have had more success in gaining friendship leading into possible relationships through going out and having a good time rather than cribbing about it on the threads.

I don't know if that fits into CS's grand scheme of things exactly, if it is it's excellent reverse psychology!!

So with that...See ye later

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sure that billy could make it onto his radio slot...or else "it would be a shambles"

Billy now after reaching puberty used his new hairy hands....

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That's when he realised....

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"it really isn't worth taking that fiver...you know where it's been" laugh

Billy said I was on my way to the shops to....

To all those people out on the tear last night!!

Oh gods no...not the hair of the dog!! Drink water instead!! barf barf barf rolling on the floor laughing

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Billy looked on.....Stunned and asked "Can I go home now?" jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing

To which the policeman said....

To all those people out on the tear last night!!

You woke up in horse trailer in naas with a swine flu patient licking your face rolling on the floor laughing

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Okay here's how this works you add a line from the previous post, it can make sense or it can be completely surreal, you can introduce characters as the story goes on applause

So I'll start off the story banana

One day Billy was walking down the road, when a group of people from CS were...

To all those people out on the tear last night!!

I was on the belgian beer barf rolling on the floor laughing banana

To all those people out on the tear last night!!

party HAPPY HANGOVER!!!! party buddies danceline

So....Are there any eligible cork women who would actually like a date (no kidding!!)

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So....Are there any eligible cork women who would actually like a date (no kidding!!)

How's that for a proposition!!? grin

Rejected

"the spuds do taste different here"

Indeed they do!! sigh

Rejected

Welcome aboard the rejection boat tgwstw!! wine laugh mumbling rolling on the floor laughing

Rejected

I'm going to a stage play then i'm babysitting mumbling

No rugby sessions for me i'm afraid!! thumbs down

Thanks for the offer though!! thumbs up grin

Rejected

sigh One too many CS rejections this week moping

It has kind of killed my happy mood now uh oh

Time to mix it up a bit!! :)

I most certainly have not!! tongue

Time to mix it up a bit!! :)

rolling on the floor laughing .....No!! scold very mad laugh

Time to mix it up a bit!! :)

Somehow I don't think they want cake!! rolling on the floor laughing

Time to mix it up a bit!! :)

In an echo of the previous what do men/women want threads, I ask you this.... grin


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What do trannies want? professor confused dunno laugh

God I'm mad after Older Irish Chicks!!!

Woo Hoo rolling on the floor laughing

God I'm mad after Older Irish Chicks!!!

Ow my head lol...

just kidding!!

This is the best thread yet!! applause

More to follow!! peace

God I'm mad after Older Irish Chicks!!!

You bet it's dole day....lock up your daughters...I'm coming to get ye devil

God I'm mad after Older Irish Chicks!!!

Oh i'd totally plough them all into next week!!thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

God I'm mad after Older Irish Chicks!!!

I'm talking 50 plus....you know what i'm saying...I'd tap that!!

I would yeah!! applause

I like 'em vintage!!!

What is your status in the dating game?

I am commonly in the category known as "The Wing-Man" which means that when my friend is talking to the alpha female of the group i distract the other girls with my respectable and witty banter and randomness, which has earned me the nickname "dodge".

Basically I am the catylst for most of my friends relationships!!

So from socialising on the dating circut, what status would fit you the best (e.g. "the human shield" "The Poser" etc)

Well, This is interesting....!!!

Yeah I really don't like having a needle jabbed into me on the first date!! rolling on the floor laughing

Well, This is interesting....!!!

It's saturday (sunday possibly? confused ) and i'm stuck at home.

Why am I stuck at home? I've got sinusitis barf sigh frustrated

Still, I'm on the quest to get someone on CS at the moment despite this awful illness!! thumbs up

So, if anyone wants a peek at my profile or something, please feel free to leave me an e-mail or something

Kevin

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Lock up your wives and daughters.....

Depends on what you mean.... devil jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing

OoOoh!!laugh went a bit naughty there!!

I'm looking for an excuse to go on the tear with randomers grin party

Lock up your wives and daughters.....

That is true!! Now I can have mad banter with ye in person conversing tongue head banger

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