Well, it's like this. I HATE scammed. My girlfriend got scammed once. That was enough. Many years later she was going to the toilet and it was kinda crowded and she slipped on a puddle of pee and well you know what I mean and she also kinda twisted her ankle and a stiletto heel came off and you can I aging how she done gone cried and cried and then she couldn't blubber no more and she is crippled and can you find it inyour heart to lend her fifty quid like and baby Jesus will shower you with white wine and other good stuff and God bless 'cos you is a good person, innit?
Just joking in case you thought I was a complete a**hole. When the novelty wears off in any relationship that's the time you have to really put in the effort to make it work. Nothing is just fun and happiness as we have to learn the calmer, more sober side of true love.
I met a lady yesterday and she told me she was a virgin; not only that but she wanted to die a virgin. I was amazed and asked her why she wanted to die a virgin. She told me she wanted to be a good example to her children. Sweet lady.
1.) Having a roof over my head (at least for tonight as I'm getting kicked out) 2.) I have enough money to go out and buy myself a coffee for breakfast (as I'm banned from the kitchen) 3.) That tomorrow (Thursday) I'm off on holiday for a week (a welcome break)
Thanks. I only have tomorrow to get through then I am flying away on holiday for a week. I need a break. I hope to meet a certain lady but shall say no more!
I have an ego. I hope it's a healthy ego in that I do not rate myself too highly or have low self-esteem. Yes, ! have an ego even if it isn't a huge one!
[ slips ego away in back pocket and pretends to be nice and considerate]
I went to three in Malta. I only made two girlfriends not three! I mean to say...... most of the other men were rather 'sad' so I stood out; if there is no competition then what could one expect?
The first woman I ever met through CS succumbed to my charms at a CS do; then another later at another CS do. Either I had a pretty good 'strike rate' or I was very, very lucky. NOT a waste of time!
It's ok - you can cook and your man can always take a mistress. You have the security and he has the best of both worlds. That sounds fair, doesn't it?
It sounds good. I've only been to Ireland once before (although my first wife was Irish). I hope it's a lot less expensive than Dublin, which I hear is VERY expensive.
And to think I thought you wrote the thread and how I thought how well written it was and then some woman intimated you had cut and pasted it all and then i thought how sad this situation was because how could it be that such bold and brave sentiments posted obviously from your heart could possibly be something not thought up by your good self but merely copied from the thoughts, i think, of some other personage and then I was thrown into a deep despair for I thought that it might be that we men could actually stoop so low as to steal the very thoughts of some other thinking man just to ensnare some feeble woman into thinking we were noble creatures instead of just some lusting animals which is what I think we are - don't you think?
'Stop! Stop!' said Bill I shall not!' said Mary 'Do not get out of my truck' 'I shall - do not stop me' 'I shall' 'You shall not' 'Okay' 'Okay' 'Help' 'No' And so it was...
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RE: Last to post wins
Excuse me folks please, but I have a deeply philosophical question that has been puzzling me for years.It’s this:
‘Is there life on earth?’
You see, it’s like this....... I’m just visiting - from Pluto.
Pluto is a really cool place to live. To tell the truth it’s bloody freezing!
Answers on the back of a postage stamp would be greatly appreciated.
Robert. xxx