Guy says to blond colleague at the office : "right had enough for today, I'm going home" Blond replies: "oh yeah, we still have to go"
Guy says watch me then proceeds to unscrew the lightbulb from ceiling light fitting. He then hangs onto light fitting with feet and hands like a monkey.
The boss walks in and asks: "What do you think you're doing?" Guy hanging from light fitting: "I'm a lightbulb" Boss: "You're clearly overstressed, you'd better take the rest of the day off"
At which point the blond grabs her bag and coat and starts making her way out
Boss: "And where do YOU think you're going?" Blond: "Well, you don't really expect me to work in the dark!!" and walks off!!!!
thats it.. we can tell jokes like that.. if we ARE like that..
Why are fat people always happy and jolly? Because they can't fight.. and they cant RUN! A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
See.. I CAN tell those.. because I am fat.. and blonde.[/quote]
The one things you are Claire, clear for everyone to see is beautiful with a beautiful soul
A similar thing happened to my brother and his friends ...
They were driving down the road at night when they caught sight of a young woman walking by the road side carrying a petrol can ... They slowed down to see if she needed any help but as they came level with her she threw the petrol can at the car's windsreen ... then vanished into thin air!!!
They were quite shaken by the whole thing. They realised that in spite of the long strechy road they had not spotted an "abandoned" car on the road side at any time ...
They later found out that a young girl, a couple of years back, had been run over in the dark as she walk along the road with a petrol can after her car had run out of petrol ...
If she is really doing what you say and it's not a matter of perception, why don't you all join forces to set her up and play her at her own game? Example: all discuss within earshot of her something like one of your colleagues (decide between yourselves which one) is just soooooooooooooooo not going to be ready for a deadline (for instance) and talk (still within earshot of the stirrer) about examples of things that haven't been done yet when they should etc. The person who is allegedly not gonna be ready for deadline could also be overheard saying he/she hasn't had time to do whatever ... Stirrer person is gonna run to the boss to warn him that "things aren't getting done" and boss is gonna go and check (coz he's the boss). He's going to find that all the "reports" from his friend are false and she was talking a lot of drivel. Hopefully after that he will take everything she says with a pinch of salt!!!
I know I read too many books and watched too many films!!!!
There was once a Flower of the Snow Who was fed up with UK's sun lack of show She hopped off to beautiful sunny Spain Where the rain falls mainly on the plain To live on the montains with her new beau.
She changed her name to Flower of the Sun! And does miss daughter, grandkids and her son But life is sweet while she waits for the day When for their holiday they come to stay Guarantied sunshine, good food and fun!!!
Open my eyes, see the sun shinning through the window, smile as I look round to meet my lover's eyes who just happens to open his eyes at the same time, shuffle accross to the middle of the super king size bed (which came with the house!!) and snuggle up for a hug!!!
A beautiful moment ...[/quote]
Just before we remind each other whose turn it is to make the first cup of tea!!!
Open my eyes, see the sun shinning through the window, smile as I look round to meet my lover's eyes who just happens to open his eyes at the same time, shuffle accross to the middle of the super king size bed (which came with the house!!) and snuggle up for a hug!!!
Hahaha! Talking with one's mouth full of food!! Yucks!!! It's not a sight I enjoy either!!! especially when they chew with their mouth open or partly open!!! Agreed!!!!
Should have come to our last party Smoky!!! Very unusual as most guests were either musicians, beautiful singers, poets, artists, healers with and without sound vibration etc. everyone left with their batteries recharged due to the different skills guests shared with everyone including vibration healing ect.. Was beautiful evening with beautiful shared energy ...
It gets very complicated doesn't it? My ex got a job through me in same place as me and then also used to talk to my friends about private stuff to do with my kids etc... and it used to p*ss me off. One thing I realised later is that his behaviour made me want to be more and more controlling. It was like a protection mechamism to try to regain some controle over what was happening in my life but it's a very unhealthy step to take although when you are in the middle of it it seems like the right thing to do ... It's up to you but wouldn't it be better to explain to her that it's not fair her being anonymous while she's chatting to your friends and encourage her with your help to be introduced properly?
I think there was (on my part) some lack of trust because he appeared to be wanting to hide things... may be the problem about chatting to your friends stems from the fact she is not being honest with them about hwo she is (and you don't know what thay chat about)?
I have seen devine energy at least 4 times ... long stories not for this forum but I have shared them with a few close friends and my kids of course who as they have been growing up have stopped looking at me funny
My last husband had chemical depression problems and was on medication ...
He also went through phases were I didn't exist while he was "hooked" on some scheme or other on the internet or other ... He'd spend half the night on it then couldn't get out of bed in the morning ... But all the while he felt secure because I was there, in the background ... He had all sorts of excuses why and why and because ...
Anyhow I think that the fact that she can see that you are on the board means that she can indulge in what she wants to do, knowing exactely where you are ...
May be if you could hold back from logging on and actually go out and meet up with some friends (a few times) she would trully get to miss you because she wouldn't know were you are ... if that is what she wants to experience ... I am not an advocate of mind games believe me ...
I never really managed to work out "what to do" with my ex and spent a lot of energy trying to rationalise irrational stuff until it made me ill and I had to bail out of the marriage ...
I am trully sorry for the suffering you (and your girlfriend) are feeling now, I don't know that there are rational explanations for it
Just had a look at the other thread!!! Sounded like quite a laugh ... but also plenty of ladies sticking up for 45 yr old men!!!! Only read the 2 first pages though!!
BUT were the women who were outraged in this thread the same ones who poked fun in the other? Because I sure don't remember taking part in the "lets run down the men" thread. And I certainly wouldn't dream of doing so in respect to age ... but have been know to do it in respect of their attitude to women!!!
Don't you worry Claire!!! Life starts at 40!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than 30 for many many reasons!!!!
One of the main reasons is we don't give a hoot anymore about convention or what society says we should look like or should sound like or should be doing!!! We can just be ourselves because by then we have achieved to strength and wisdom to know what matters
Well I have both here and in EU forum but it's preriodical, in phases ... still unecessary though!!
And yeah so I get marriage proposals from 25 year olds from India or some other Eastern place ... who need a mummy figure ... big deal!!! hahahha!! Actually what they need is MY bank account!!!!
So sometimes the choice seems to be "be insulted or used"?
Redhead, I've just turned 48 and proud of it!!! Women over 40 don't need "breaks" from guys like this ... be honest ... would you really enjoy his company? There are plenty of trully lovely guys out there, who value women to spend time with ...
Judging by the way you describe womankind, my guess is they all run when you appear as most women over 40 would have more respect for themselves than to hang out with someone who puts down their gender AND age, whatever that age may be
Like all the women (over 40 or not) who have posted on this thread I find your choices insulting ...
Why be insulting to others? Is that how you boost up your own self-esteem?
Defenately sitting at a table, now the weather's beautiful, in the shade, on the top terrace overlooking the mountains ... I like chatting while we eat ... if I'm on my own I still prefer to sit at a table ...
RE: Hello...
BajanBLue? or something like that