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RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

See there... now you figured out why boats are always referred to in the feminine...it's the way their heads bob up and down in the water.grin banana

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Nahhh...I prefer the real thing! I'd just keep a roll of duct tape handy.grin

RE: I am a D.I.Y girl!

Yup...and I would'nt mind plugging you while I'm fanning you. I can multi task.grin

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

If she fart's in front of me, I'd send her drifting.drinking grin

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Jeeesh Pat...I don't know why you have to mince words all the time.wave cheers

RE: Bang Or Pass

For S...rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose hug teddybear bouquet

RE: Bang Or Pass

Ditto,John...but very gently?

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

The one's creepin up from behind wearin sneeker's...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

What's wrong with that? Everytime you take the boat out, you can pretend your dunking her.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

Especially when they creep up from behind, to your behind, wearin sneeker's.grin

RE: Bang Or Pass

pass

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Why don't you just tell her you want your boat repainted and be done with it?doh grin

RE: How to tell your GF not to wear too much make-up ?

Sweetheart...I have'nt seen that much base and powder since we went skiing!grin

RE: What do you like about the country where you live?

All the cherrie's you can eat.grin

RE: What do you like about the country where you live?

The same thing could be said for England...tongue grin

RE: What do you like about the country where you live?

It's still mine and it's still free...for the time being!thumbs up

RE: Did Barack Obama's Speech in Cairo swell you with pride?

'Numb Nuts' has had more than enough time to show his color's, and they are NOT red, white and blue!very mad

RE: Did Barack Obama's Speech in Cairo swell you with pride?

He actually makes me want to puke...barf

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

and he passed the 'nuts' with the dressing and 'tater's, me thinks!wave grin cheers

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

You can give Bodey the birdlaugh ...tell him a turkey sent you.grin hug teddybear bouquet

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

Good morning, beautiful Sue!

It means I love them both, but only have one for Thanksgivinggrin wine hug teddybear bouquet

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

It's all Greek to me...confused grin wine

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Yeah, it makes me laugh to...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I love mashed potatoe's with gravy BTW! Especially garlic potatoes.grin

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Good morning sir, how are things in Jakarta? Well I hope.wave grin

RE: what you think about TURKEY?

There's Turkey...then there's turkey!yawn

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Aint it great??? I just get 'gooder and gooder' lookin by the minute...grin

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Who say's confused ...I have a reputation to uphold!grin wine

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Good morning, pretty lady!wave hug teddybear bouquet

RE: “Wasting Your Time” Am i right ?

Ok, I won't...

RE: Are you good in bed?

I can sleep better than anyone I know...rolling on the floor laughing

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