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RE: ok!

Multumesc, frumoasa!hug wine teddybear sad flower

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

It's a oil you would put inside your engine to keep your piston liner wall from over heating and freezing up.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ok!

Buna dimineata....draguta doamna!wave laugh

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

Did you check out the joke I posted on the Easter Wish's thread?laugh

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

PLUS...PLUS...if you call me right now, I'll even throw in a case of 'Slick 50.'rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

And best of all, I come with a, get this....not 1, not 2, not 3, BUT, 4, count them, 4, 90 day inhouse warrenty's.

You won't find a better deal anywhere!!!laugh

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

Did I mention I come with a 5 star rating and A Good house keeper's seal of approval....not to forget a USDA government inspection OKAY!laugh

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

I also do group studies to make everything time efficient. Of course private research allows for deeper concentration and probing.laugh

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

Yep! It is very time consuming and labor extensive, but the rewards are substantial.professor laugh

RE: Say something to SOMEONE...be yourself:)

I doubt if I was lot of help, then again, he did sa,"A lot of help you are!" laugh

RE: Say something to SOMEONE...be yourself:)

Hello ladies!wave

RE: Happy Easter Wishes

So much for a clean joke!roll eyes

RE: Happy Easter Wishes

Once upon a time there was a man who was driving down a winding road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man could'nt stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.

The man cried out, "Oh no! I just ran over the Easter Bunny!"

The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was. The man said, "I just ran over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it is all my fault."

The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped and waved again. It did this over and over again, until the man and woman could no longer see the bunny.

Once out of sight, the man asked, "What isthat stuff in the bottle?"

The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."



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RE: SHOULD AGE BE A PROBLEM ??

I would'nt worry too much, at a certain age, you'll forget what you wanted each other for anyway.laugh

RE: SHOULD AGE BE A PROBLEM ??

If I had a souped up wheelchair, I would probably have to have training wheels installed and a mandatory refresher course on why I would need a wheelchair to begin with.laugh

RE: i bet none of you people are even intelligent enough to discuss how they created the universe ?

I think two things need to be considered and remembered.

1) In Gen. 1:27, God say's that a) He created man in His own image...b) male and female, created He them. That is all inclusive. He made more than one! From a male's rib, He created a female.

2) "The Bible," was intended to be God's revelation of Himself to His chosen people who would eventually become the Jewish Nation....and by extension through Jesus death and resurrection, the gentile's at a furture point in time. As gentile's who have accepted the fact that Jesus paid for our sin's as well as those of His own, we become adopted into His family. Adam and Eve were the first of what would eventually become the Hebrew people. This is as good as I can explain it.

RE: SHOULD AGE BE A PROBLEM ??

If one was 120, and the other 100, quite possibly; for any number of reasons.laugh

RE: i bet none of you people are even intelligent enough to discuss how they created the universe ?

Wrong....read the Bible, don't just ask question's that you already have the answers to in your mind. Why would God answer your question, if you, in your arrogance already claim to know the answer? He can not teach you if you are unwilling to learn.hug

RE: i bet none of you people are even intelligent enough to discuss how they created the universe ?

Hi pretty lady! God clearly identifies His gender in His Word! In the word History, you will notice that it is a run on of 2 words, His and story, not herstory!

In Genesis 1:11, the very first reference to any gender is made inthe masculin.

The next occurence is in vs. 16 where He identifies Himself in the male gender, 'He made the stars also. Again in vs 26, He say's, 'Let us make MAN in our image, after our likeness.

In Gen. 1:27 He say, "So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him."

Please no hate email! laugh

Any complaints should be directed to your creator, who has all the answers.sleep hug laugh

RE: Ojibway Prayer

I know your Grandfather; He made a beautiful and gracious granddaughter!hug

Happy Easter!

RE: MEN ONLY PLS: curly question time! who would you choose?

I like them somewhere between 'Nuskin' and "wait til I find my key's and we'll drive out of here."banana

RE: Obama Rocks! Is Obama a great president or would McCain be better?

I'm sorry Tom, you just blew a circuit in Dude....he thought Barney Frank was a designer hotdog.grin cheers

RE: Obama Rocks! Is Obama a great president or would McCain be better?

He may have to go back to the 'Cro-Magnon Diaries For Simplistic Understanding,' to get to his level of discernment.laugh

RE: Obama Rocks! Is Obama a great president or would McCain be better?

I have to agree with you Bob....Dude is very....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: OK tonight, Im hurting and need some love and hugs........

Consider yourself loved and hugged....My Heavenly Father, I ask you to calm my sister's spirit and to give her comfort in this time of sadness for her....in Jesus name..Amen.comfort hug kiss teddybear bouquet

RE: Happy Easter Wishes

Thank you! Jesus lives!wave handshake

RE: " EASTER BUNNY SHOW DOWN.......!"

You NEED translation???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Bend over and CRACK a smile!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: " EASTER BUNNY SHOW DOWN.......!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmdunno confused devil grin

RE: I finally got my $13.00 tax reduction Obama promised. YESSSSS!

NUCLEAR SUBMARINE-THREE BILLION DOLLARS

WORLD DEFICIT-40 TRILLION DOLLARS

OBAMA IN A BUNNY COSTUME WITH A CARROT HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH-PRICELESS!!!

RE: " EASTER BUNNY SHOW DOWN.......!"

If you have a carrot in your tunnel, it's not mine....mumbling mumbling mumbling frustrated frustrated frustrated grin I'm better now!laugh

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