Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.
Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend .
Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.
Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."
So Hamid looks up and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "
Thanx for sharing Sommerauer. I have just cut him dead. I do not communicate with him in any form because the rare occasions when I have tried to discuss stuff about our kids, he has acted like a jerk off.
Joe and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Joe paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked, "What's wrong?"
Joe looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst. "I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."
One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"
Joe stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice, "This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very hole."
"Oh my God," the other golfers said, "That must have been horrible!"
"Horrible? You think it's horrible?" Joe cried in disbelief. "It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day, all the way back to the clubhouse it was 'hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice...'"
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. 'I'm in sales.' He replied 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?' She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said, 'I sell tampons.' He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'. He replied 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you.'
I am just wondering if its 'normal' for the spouse that's being walked out on, to make things so bad that you ask yourself if you ever really knew the person. How was it for you?
Thanx Crotalus. I learnt something new today. But just for academic knowledge, what does the current do? Can it detect a leak? Isn't that the whole idea of testing?
I think this site has moved away from its initial intention of 'connecting singles' to a more wholesome and healthy environment where anyone can hop on, air their views on anything under the sun and make friends. Credit for this goes to the CS population who are very friendly and warm.
I belong to the 'separated' category of the CS population - yea, the same category that people prefer not to date and that's cool. I can honestly say that I come to the forums to have a laugh and add my two cents to a couple of threads. Yes, CS is addictive.
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