Joined CS lately and a CS buddy suggested I check out the forums. Lounged in the International forums for a bit and thought I'd check out the action on the Oz-NZ forums.
Look forward to spending some time here and making new friends.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
F**k off! Said the old lady. I haven't got any money. And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap all over her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all the traces of this horse crap from your carpet Madam I will personally eat the remainder. Well, she said, I hope you've got a good f**king appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.
Leana, At the risk of seeming like am beating down on you, I've got to say that it was a bit silly of you to post this incident 'twice' on the same forum. Letitroll did exactly what his name said the first time round, he just let it roll (is my assumption correct??) but expecting him to do so a second time was a bit much. Hope you learnt something from this. Letitroll.....
Lounge in the forums - have fun, air your views, chat up some of the wonderful ladies, back-slap some of the guys and just chill out. You will eventually meet someone 'hopefully' but if you don't at least you would have made a bunch of 'chat pals'.
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Kitty, we on the forums cannot fully comprehend your worry at this time but please know that we are with you in spirit and our prayers are with you and your son today. Hope he gets in touch sooner than later. Keep the faith!
You don't - if there was some gauge by which one could know who to trust, wouldn't we all be happier? I guess that is what trust is all about - taking a chance, putting your heart out there and hoping for the best. If it works out, fine but if it doesn't, move on and always believe that you are worthy of so much more.
If you like this guy, go for it. You will do fine Seuss - just trust in yourself.
A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket.
He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?"
The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior snapped "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!"
"Well, I'll be....," the man muttered and returned to his newspaper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized, "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Tell me about it! I keep telling them that just coz he's not expressing an opinion, doesn't mean he's happy looking like Joseph's amazing technicolor dream coat.
RE: in a marriage should the house work be equal or a womens job