RE: in a marriage should the house work be equal or a womens job

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Hi

Hi Everyone,

Joined CS lately and a CS buddy suggested I check out the forums.
Lounged in the International forums for a bit and thought I'd check out the action on the Oz-NZ forums.

Look forward to spending some time here and making new friends.


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RE: is there some one for everyone?

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RE: can people read?

Just block them out.

RE: The "I Love Game"

Hi Tina.wave rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The "I Love Game"

Make sure you don't choke............on the smoke.smoking

RE: Describe yourself in 1 word

Honest.

Pushy Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

F**k off! Said the old lady. I haven't got any money. And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap all over her hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all the traces of this
horse crap from your carpet Madam I will personally eat the remainder.
Well, she said, I hope you've got a good f**king appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning.

RE: What's on your bucket list?

Riya, take your life into your own hands and make it what you want it to be. Difficult - yes; Impossible - No. hug

RE: Hello.....

cswelcome party

RE: TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Hi EnSilencio....thanks for the vote.beer

RE: Okay, 1 Date And No More For 9 Months!!!

Leana,
At the risk of seeming like am beating down on you, I've got to say that it was a bit silly of you to post this incident 'twice' on the same forum. Letitroll did exactly what his name said the first time round, he just let it roll (is my assumption correct??) but expecting him to do so a second time was a bit much. Hope you learnt something from this.
Letitroll..... comfort hug

RE: I'm having a problem

Lounge in the forums - have fun, air your views, chat up some of the wonderful ladies, back-slap some of the guys and just chill out. You will eventually meet someone 'hopefully' but if you don't at least you would have made a bunch of 'chat pals'. cheers

RE: ok guys, say something good about the person above you

Don't Look Now is kind, gentle, still.angel

When opportunity knocks - grab it!!

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

RE: What do you think of a long distance relationship?

Never done it before sooo dunno

RE: Temperature

About 84F.

RE: Helloooooooooo

cswelcome party

RE: Don't Know Where My Son Is

Kitty, we on the forums cannot fully comprehend your worry at this time but please know that we are with you in spirit and our prayers are with you and your son today. Hope he gets in touch sooner than later. Keep the faith! comfort hug

RE: Are you more of a city or country person?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

But to answer the question - I'm a city person by birth - born and raised in the city and programmed to think the countryside is for picnics.

RE: Who To Trust

comfort hug

RE: Who To Trust

You don't - if there was some gauge by which one could know who to trust, wouldn't we all be happier? I guess that is what trust is all about - taking a chance, putting your heart out there and hoping for the best. If it works out, fine but if it doesn't, move on and always believe that you are worthy of so much more.

If you like this guy, go for it. You will do fine Seuss - just trust in yourself. hug

Loose living and cheap women

A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket.

He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?"

The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior snapped "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!"

"Well, I'll be....," the man muttered and returned to his newspaper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized, "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

RE: can ex-bed buddies be friends when the other enters a relationship with another person?

Sure. Why not. You bed him, not wed him. dunno

RE: Sky is clear tonight

Here three. wave

RE: Do men have blonde moments?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Show us your pets

rolling on the floor laughing
You've got to see him hide from them when they decide its time for a change in attire. Think he now recognises the smell of turpentine.laugh

RE: Show us your pets

Tell me about it! I keep telling them that just coz he's not expressing an opinion, doesn't mean he's happy looking like Joseph's amazing technicolor dream coat.

RE: This feels like public speaking, I'm freezing up...

wave cswelcome

RE: Show us your pets

They don't. They lap him around - no pun intended.scold

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