Elmo...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

RE: Dealing with rejection

Live with it and move on.

RE: what is your wish for 2009?

In 2009 I look forward to my life taking a new path.

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

Need to drown my sorrows.....crying crying

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

Are they done yet? The butcher did say latest by 4pm.

RE: what is your wish for 2009?

Greetings to you too Holly. wave

RE: what is your wish for 2009?

Concrete would be preferable. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

Do you know they could not salvage any body parts coz they were all second hand?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what is your wish for 2009?

Is that right??? Well, well, one christmas gift sorted out.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what is your wish for 2009?

That gravity will get reversed so we don't have to worry about our 'physicals' going south.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you planing on going to a Christmas Service

I know what you mean but still, I hope you get a wee bit of joy out of it.cheers

RE: Parents

wave

RE: Parents

I'll take it! super Zooms off to make contact with underworld..

RE: Parents

Steveno, I was just kiddin!!! I'm from India, you know.laugh

RE: What is the easier way to understand American joke?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave

RE: Parents

Truer words were never spoken - can I be the go-between?? I need some Christmas money.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you planing on going to a Christmas Service

And am sure she spoils you with her love and affection....so how can you say you won't be celebrating Christmas this year??scold

RE: Are you planing on going to a Christmas Service

That is so sweet!! wave

RE: What is the easier way to understand American joke?

Just laugh and act like you do - never let the face reflect what the brain does not understand.laugh

RE: Parents

Inheritance???? What's that????
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RE: New here and have another question

Thank you!! handshake wave

RE: Happy Birthday, Riyablossom !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIYA.

Loving Dog......

Thanks!! Keep it going!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: New here and have another question

Fans are those desperate pests who harrass you for a scrawl you call your signature - they are the ones who bump up your ratings at the box office while favorites are the paparazzi who capture you on film at the most uncanniest of places, positions and situations - they are the ones who can make you famous.

RE: Are you planing on going to a Christmas Service

What are 'non-denominational' churches?? confused

RE: Name a word

Morose

RE: True or False 2

False.

The person below loves the summer sun.

RE: WHY WOMEN PLAY HARD TO GET?

Mother-in-laws are a menace in your neck of the woods too???
They are a breed apart at this end, especially in the Hindu community. We have a very popular soap opera dedicated to them titled Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi (Mother in law was also once a daughter in law).

RE: Are you planing on going to a Christmas Service

Absolutely! We have a midnight service here which is very nice. The best part is the fellowship after the service - you get to meet and greet other parishners over coffee and cake.

RE: Love in relationships

Its CNG again!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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