muppetkillermuppetkiller Forum Posts (310)

RE: gotta love those texans!!

Bahahahahaha! Glad I spent time in South Texas to learn Spanish, if I wanted to eat. Glad I grew up with Spanish.

RE: i'm going to a demonstration march today ! what have you ever demonstrated about ? and why ?

I demonstrated against a nuclear plant when I was young. Chernobyl happened, after Three mile and we were done.

My protest didn't mean jack. Chernobyl was serious, and real. It spoke for everyone.

I'm tempted to march against the new immigration laws and march with gays.

RE: Are you more of a city or country person?

Having lived in the country for years, I'm a city person. Currently a ******* fruitcake. I've tried it, gone mad and I really need a city to be sane.

RE: Okaayy.. what are you wearing right now...

Might need to introduce this guy to trim. since he smiles often.

I'm wearing yoga pants and an embroidered t-shirt.

RE: How come.......

Muppets don't change color, they just go limp. Boyfriends lose color, go limp and I've never killed one, even though I wanted to kill the last one.

I'm so proud of myself!

Thanks, I'm not very good with emoticons and have a tendency to torque-off others with my opinion.

First time I've been bashed for with-holding my opinion. I'll make sure I clue you in, before I write anything, next time.

Thanks for sharing!

I'm so proud of myself!

I started to respond to two threads tonight, and backed out. I was going to give my full opinion, but sometimes it's better to be quiet.

Anyone else have to learn to hush?

RE: getting laid

I love this girl! I thought I said stuff! Most people probably don't understand what this girl says!

She snaps and rocks! She's my hero!

RE: OIL IS CRASHING

If you went long, sucks for you. Doesn't have a big effect on these consumers.

RE: What are you doing at the moment

I don't have any balls. I don't have to polish them, or show them off. I'm not obligated to any balls at all.

You can polish your balls, as you wish. The next crisis comes, I stick around, help others, because my balls don't hold me back. I can also RUN, because I don't have balls.

I've seen enough. I'll run from here on out, the balls can stay behind!

RE: Which one would u be if u were a color?

I would be caribbean blue, until I got stirred up, then I'd be teal.

Some days, I'd be old fashioned dark emerald, then I'd get cloudy. Green eyes are mischief.

My eyes are better than a mood ring. I call them Hazel, because it's easy.

I'm a moody person and my colors change.

RE: Give me *5*

Jag x 12 cyl convertible
1963 Corvette
Pontiac LeMans 1971 Convertible
1978 Honda Civic CX(Nearly indestructible)
Amc Pacer. Who doesn't love a good fish bowl?

Give me your favorite 5 cities

RE: What to cook

Are you trying to get back with him? Any guy who's had an accident will love you for caring for him. Cooked hot food endears all guys, even your mans friends, if you feed them all.

Do you expect him to stay with you, if you do this for him? If yes, don't do it.

If no, you could take a steak, potato, ceviche, or a sub sandwich. When one is in the hospital, all food is better.

Would you be upset to take him food and be company, while he's in the hospital and if he doesn't call you after he gets out? What then?

Take him decent food, be his friend, don't expect anything.

RE: San Francisco Names Sewer After Bush??

We're actually using our rights to speak badly about our president, and crack jokes. Hate has nothing to do with it.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

Coons and squirrels have a tendency to pee in my attic, they're out!

Is your attack possum litter-box trained? If I could train a possum, that wouldn't be bad. Hissing, sharp teeth and they're scary. If I could house train it, I'd have one.

RE: HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR BETTER HALF?

Some are more jiggly than others.

RE: There are people on here...

It's not now. My loss. You have a rat?

RE: There are people on here...

Don't you live in Eastern, OK?

RE: There are people on here...

Usually not into menkini's, but hey, post 'em if you've got em!

RE: There are people on here...

If you stand next to me, they'll forget anything you ever said, trying to smack me. I'm good like that.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

My aunt had a bobcat for years. I loved that cat! Did you know bobcats kill rattlesnakes? I've had rattlesnakes. I'd rather have wolves and bobcats. No rattlesnakes in my yard. It was great!

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

We don't have cougars, just a paw print, or 4, maybe. No cougars here.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

Bats in your house? YUCK. I wonder if Claayer's hedgehog poops in her house. Rodents are not welcome in my place.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

I had a wolf at my old house. Christmas morning, 2003, I had a bobcat on my back porch. I would pee my pants if one came in. I danced around, because one snoozed on my porch. I've seen two wolves, since. A cougar comes through my Dad's farm in the spring. We've only seen his prints.

Shhh, don't tell anyone. He doesn't kill anything, gets a drink of water and we look at one another, "Do you see what I see?" My step-dad says, "I don't see anything, and neither do you." We go down, count the cattle and rub out paw prints.

Wolves, bobcats and cougars, I feel very safe with those neighbors. It's the people, I worry about.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

I live 30 miles from any city. My aunt and uncle used to leave keys in the truck. It was stolen. Prolly best to keep keys inside. Even when I leave my doors open, I lock the storm doors. Never leave my keys in the car, even if I leave the windows down. The nasty police chief got run off, along with his friends, so girls are pretty safe and I feel okay leaving my windows open.

I'm happy to live in a piss-ant town, where I can leave my doors open, for a change. I can even walk around, without being accosted. The country's tough, but it has good points.

RE: San Francisco Names Sewer After Bush??

I think it's fitting and I'll just snicker, to myself. I never voted for either Bush. I'm about 80 percent Democrat, myself. The older I get, the more liberal I get. I don't feel badly about it, either.

RE: Do you feel safe in your neighbourhood?

I'm with Claayer. I rarely lock doors, people rarely walk in. If they walk in, I have a fit, for about 3 days. I used to meet them at the door with a shotgun, when I lived in the city. Now, I'm accustomed to my privacy and open doors, with good weather. Affairs are other people's business.

RE: Alone and/or Lonely?

I've been lonely in many relationships. I'd rather be alone, any day. Currently alone and it's nice!

RE: Ladies,Why is it?

Nothing for me. Love the guys. Nothing for me, thanks.

Nothing for me, love Roast Beef. Roast Beef takes everything. I want to work, for my girls. Nothing on my part.

May I just let the women chat, snap a couple of photos and be on my way?

Quircky stuff, makes me tuff. This stuff is hot, makes me grumpy and I'm growling. What do you want?

RE: What are the odds?

I like some of these guys. Chances are good!

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