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RE: BIBLE;HOLY BOOK OF CHRISTIANTY OR TERROR HAND BOOK ???

Christians burn others, Muslims stone children who misbehave? I don't do religion. I think they're both wrong. I would never do either.

RE: For the women: What turns you on most about a man?

Met a good friend, some years ago. He reeked of cologne, smeared it all over my velvet coat.
I really liked the guy, had to put my coat in the trunk, turn the heater on high and roll down the windows to make it home.

I stripped at the door. left the coat in the trunk, took a shower and I've razzed him for years, about his stench. I still adore him, I just don't want him close to me. I don't like the way he smells. It's like 6 years later. I smell that stuff, when I see him.

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

What I want.

In real life, Ozzy turns me on. I like short guys who swim. I like the fuzzy Ozzy best! Can I have a short, skinny, cute guy? I want the guy all the girls ignore.

RE: what matters more: looks or personality?

RE: Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

I agree with you. Women should be treated like men. I've been expected to perform like a man, on my job and I want the same pay for performance. I've expected the same pay, dealt with the treatment and I've been in court. My treatment was five years probation and ten years jail time hangs over my head. I've watched men get half my sentence.

I've always had to work twice as much, it's normal, for me. I've come to learn to live with it. Women work twice as hard as men, for the same pay. How do men feel knowing that?

RE: Where have all of the beautiful 45yr olds gone?

I've not seen the other thread and you've replied the most, on this thread, as I've read it.

I've had fake teeth since I was in Elementary school. Your stipulation about teeth, lets me out!

RE: Ermm some of you may want to check your questions and answers on your Profiles..

Ignores anything from Claayer, on the off chance it's not her,

RE: Ermm some of you may want to check your questions and answers on your Profiles..

Are you saying there's fake Claayer? Pardon me while I giggle.

How does one fake a Claire?

RE: Oklahoma to feds: Don't tread on me

Personally, I hate the state law. I don't think I should be a criminal for giving someone a lift. I have to check my Spanish-speaking neighbors for a visa? What about Indian accents? Should I check work cards?

What do legit cards look like?

RE: guys don't read profiles

When a guy is younger than my kid, that's just gross.

RE: Don't buy cheap toilet paper!

Everyone wants me to take a job in the nursing home. I've cared for relatives with infections and the smell is nasty, but crap is really bad and makes me gag. I'd rather smell gangrene, rotting flesh and deal with it, than crap.

Go figure, crap makes me puke, rotting flesh, not so much.

If I had to work in a nursing home, I'd be puking all the time. I really hate crap.

RE: The Dark Thread

I'm guilty. I need to clean cobwebs.

I'm liable to grab the baseball bat and use it on the wielder. Did you know crazy people have special skills?

RE: First Sign Your Relationship is Toast

Damn! You win!

I've also gone to work early and volunteered for OT. In my case, I got PTO to move.

RE: Would you work in Afghanistan or Iraq & why or why not

Damn, the dude is well below 50, doesn't sound bitter...he does sound experienced.

RE: Would you work in Afghanistan or Iraq & why or why not

I used to want to go back to work for oil companies. Not so much, these days. They paid badly sent me to school and paid well, another time. I read about a guy who was kidnapped for months. I would lose it forever, if I were kidnapped. I barely remain rational these days. Knowing my luck, I would be taken off the bat. That would be the last straw. Best to try to avoid that, for my mental health.

RE: Is this a Dating Site?

Is that a bad thing?

RE: Is this a Dating Site?

Do you own guns? If you do, maybe you're not so cute.

RE: Is this a Dating Site?

short-shorts and stilettos? That sounds more like my group! How'd I get left out?

I'm good at drama, I even make it up, when bored!

RE: trying to meet girls

If you get bored, move on. It's up to you to convince a girl to meet you. Call it 3 e-mails before you meet, then you move on. If she's not willing, then you move on. It's really up to you.

RE: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE LIES ON THEIR PROFILE AND YOU MEET THEM AND FIND OUT?

Why? What did you have invested? Some e-mails, some minutes?

"Thanks, nice to meet you!", then they go away. Done deal. What's the problem?

RE: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE LIES ON THEIR PROFILE AND YOU MEET THEM AND FIND OUT?

Some guy told me he was 5'8" Then made plans with me when I said I was 5'5". He was 5'2" at best. Even if he said 5'3"or something shorter than me, that would have been fine to know. When I had to look down to meet him, I was done. I had already said I liked short guys. If he hadn't lied, things might have been different. Hard to make yourself 5'8" when you're really 5'2" A 5'5" chick might notice.

If it's a profile lie, I toss everything and leave.

Luckily for me, a guys girlfriend sent me an e-mail. I don't put too much into this.

RE: FAVORITE PERFUMES for a WOMAN.

I spray in my bathroom. walk through and most men have to get close, to smell.

I'm NOT the woman stinking up Blockbuster! Most people have to get very close to smell me.

RE: FAVORITE PERFUMES for a WOMAN.

I miss my Asian scents like Obsession and Poison. Wore Cinnabar, once. I want a scent that suits me. I love Asian scents with multi-notes that last all day.

RE: FAVORITE PERFUMES for a WOMAN.

Chanel smells like my grandma, to me.

RE: FAVORITE PERFUMES for a WOMAN.

I've given up perfume. My preferences are too difficult to find. Better to smell like clean from a shower.

RE: FAVORITE PERFUMES for a WOMAN.

I want the real POISON! It hard to find!

RE: First Sign Your Relationship is Toast

Oh yeah, that dude.

RE: First Sign Your Relationship is Toast

If it's so bad you don't want to go home, break up and get your own home.

RE: First Sign Your Relationship is Toast

This girl used to hate me. I think she lives in a sad household.

RE: Is this a Dating Site?

I'm not sure why, but matched with truck stops, your statement hurt. pissed me off and I was DONE!

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