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Nutritional Q & A

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RE: Breast Cancer Pink Ribbons invasion of the NFL

You know, anger and negativity are directly connected with cancer!
Do you have a mirror handy by any chance? roll eyes

Nutritional Q & A

1. Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A. Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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2. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

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3. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine; that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the
goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


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4. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one,etc.

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5. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

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6. Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil .. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

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7. Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

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8. Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A. You crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

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9. Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

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10. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a Ride!!!"

RE: Remember When



Don't you remember
The fizz in a pepper
Peanuts in a bottle
At ten, two and four
A fried bologna sandwich
With mayo and tomato
Sittin' round the table
Don't happen much anymore

We got too complicated
It's all way over-rated
I like the old and out-dated
Way of life

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

I love my records
Black, shiny vinyl
Clicks and pops
And white noise
Man they sounded fine
I had my favorite stations
The ones that played them all
Country, soul and rock-and-roll
What happened to those times?

I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies
Cause they put pop in my country
I want more for my money
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

Give me a flat top for strumming
I want an ol' wurly hummin'
Just keep it coming
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

RE: Very Interesting Advice!!

doh

A room key is storing information specific to the place that issued the key. Therefore, it can be only seen on that property.
For instance, hotel X is issuing room keys - they can see the information on that room keys only through their operating system that holds the database, being Fidelio, Opera, PMS or whatever.
If you take the key somewhere else, even if you have the same system, it won't recognize the card because the information is not on their database.

Second: what's on the card? Logically, once the card is swiped through, it will pull up the profile of the room the card was issued for; but again, it only works on the property that generated the card.
Credit card information is not detailed anywhere; what it could show, depending on the way the system is programmed and the access of the person checking it, is the "method of payment" that could be a Visa- xxxxxxxxxxxxx0000, MC - xxxxxxxxxxxx0000, AMX-xxxxxxxxxxx0000

and....rook keys are quite easy to demagnetize, depending on the quality; if you keep them next to a phone, they are wiped out.IN a pocket with keys sometimes works the same.

RE: How Often

ewwwwwwweeee.....so that's where the smell in East Europe is coming from! doh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Anyone in Amman, Jordan??

doh Oh, almost forgot: rent a car and go to Jordan Valley ( 45 min drive) . The lowest point on Earth !! at -418 m under the sea level, you have to swim in the Dead Sea!
You haven't been to Jordan if you haven't done that!

RE: Anyone in Amman, Jordan??

Amman has lots of things you could do/see and the taxis are cheap and absolutely safe.
It used to be called Philadelphia back in the ages!
You have to go to the souq in downtown and if anybody is telling you to stay away from downtown, don't listen!
It's such a stereotype that the tourists should not visit alone the parts of the city where the real , mid-low class Jordanians live ; and it's a shame, because you won't get to know the real soul of the place.
walk the streets, get the flavored coffee at the street vendors, buy nuts and sweets and bargain for souvenirs...
There is the citadel in downtown you have to see, which is the core of the old city, then you have the amphitheater,the great King Hussein mosque

There are great neighborhoods to hang out in the evenings - shopping, restaurants, clubs : Shmeisani, Abdoun, Jabal Amman...
But better not plan that; one thing about Amman is that places are changing constantly, every newly opened place, be it restaurant, club, terrace, mall...attracts the majority of city's social life for a while; then something newer comes along, so the place will eventually close down for luck of customers.

Jordanians are extremely friendly and hospitable, I am sure there will be many offering to drive you around and show you places.

RE: retards

teddybear I'll send you the list of ingredients laugh

RE: retards

roll eyes I know, I might charge them for emotional trauma!
Coming to think, how many asylums out there are still looking for them! conversing

Anyways...what kind of tea? flirty

RE: retards

doh doh doh Gee.....

RE: Going to NY end of this year

Since you decided to go to NY, you have to come up with things you like to do. Why did you choose NY? For the excitement, the buzz, the glamor, the madness...

Do your homework before you go, especially since you have only 4 days to spend in there.

Sketch your itinerary and everybody else will help you expand it.

A quick google search will bbring you loads of info.

This site is great for free passes; it really saves you loads of money


Other freesbies



And, here's a list with all/most of the hostels in NY, you can pick

RE: What Would You Do

Sign up on the waiting list; since you're waiting anyways, you might as well wait with benefits. When they will have openings, they will let you know.

RE: horror movies

here's a box of Kleenex please

RE: horror movies

Brrrr....blues
I don't like them at all, so I usually don't watch them.

Even in action movies, when somebody gets killed/tortured I usually look the other way until it happens...not because I am scared, but it really fills me with useless negative energy that I have to get rid of afterwords...

I saw the movie "Snakes on a plane" with Samuel Jackson....I've listened to half of the movie...way too many snakes biting, spitting, moving in and out....doh
But the movie was not bad at all roll eyes

RE: ''age is just a number baby''

There are always exceptions, generalizing is not the best way to go.
I think it's important to mention your ages.

It makes a big difference if now I get into a relationship with somebody 14 years younger ( it would be a 34 yo with a 20 yo) versus if , when I am 60, I will get involved with somebody who is 46. Completely different mind frames for both partners, completely different outcomes.

After you enter your 30s, things start to add up and life has new meanings, the perspectives are different.

It is a huge maturity step from the previous years. Dating somebody in their 20s can be challenging because they won't be able to relate to that.

But then again...it's not a rule and there are plenty of couples in great harmony , with decades of age difference.
It's down to the individual expectations and perceptions really.

RE: ''age is just a number baby''

OP, your profile asks for it!!

If you don't want any hits from younger men, remove the invitation or specify an age bracket that is acceptable for you.

It won't stop them completely but at least it will give you something to argue back.

At this point, you don't mind younger men. period. So they fall for that!
dunno

RE: Care for a jig?

How interesting, thank you for sharing it with us!
Made me look into it, I found a local link to the Ontario metis community that explains the jigging:



Not that many links out there to detail it.
I loved this piece also:

RE: Should You Wear White After Labor Day?

White makes my butt look bigger, so I use it with extreme careinnocent

But, what is that" no white after labour day" thing? Why?

RE: Fancy Anyone On The Site?

Ken, come on, reality check!!!doh
You are more than worthy!
Considering the circumstances, you are the best you can be and that is quite impressing!

I remember the messages you were leaving us when during/after the fire ...if I would have been in your place, i would have flipped, become depressed, hysterical, god knows what...you were so "all together" and so positive and upbeat...you were keeping all of us positive and full of hope!

Your attitude makes the difference in your condition Ken, and you are way better than you give yourself credit.

The right woman to deserve your heart will come along, stop locking the doors!innocent



typing Note to CS people: we need to find somebody really, really nice for Ken!Let's brainstorm! wink

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

99 sharp or give few months? would be nice to be summer....laugh

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

Sure, blame it on me now! roll eyes

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

confused Unkind.....if you go in your 90s? Nooooooodunno

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

hmmm giggle waiter JD it is then!

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

doh hmmm

bartender a tonic...to keep him up wink

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

roll eyes is he out of breath already?

RE: I AM PSYCHIC

Is nobody going to die young anymore? as in 85, 90....97....?confused

Roll up your sleeves!

Ewwwwww doh


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Roll up your sleeves!

Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

And the number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

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