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RE: Mental hospital today...!

head banger

RE: Jealousy

I used to be jealous.
Later it matured into protectiveness.
Theses days its morphed into a 1.5 million volt stun gun.
Go ahead... wink at my gal and make my day.

RE: How many women on CS...Are attractive to you?

Honestly, I'm not here for that. That ship sailed long ago. I'm here to goof off.

RE: My da started smoking aged 7

Both at 13. My older sister was a hippie.
:P

RE: How often have you been sent to prison.

LOL... I've known Merc longer than two of my marriages. bouquet

One thing they make you do in Federal Prison is take an IQ test to evaluate your intelligence. The test is 4 hours long. I (and another guy) finished it in an hour. The clerk handing out the tests in the education dept was a convicted lawyer that I had become friends with.
Later that day he asked me 'What did you do, just color in the circles?' (It was multiple choice).
I said 'No, I did the test' He said he would check my score. A few days later two suits from the government showed up with my file and they began to interrogate me about the test. Questions like... 'Did I have the answers... How could I have completed it in such a short time'...etc., etc.
I shrugged and said I just did the test. I did acknowledge on the math part that I didn't do all the equations as I could pretty much discern what the correct answers would be by any incorrect answers listed in the multiple choice.
They said "So you guessed"
I said "Yeah, I guess you could say that." With that they closed my file, got up and began to leave my cell. I remember saying "Yeah, but they were intelligent guesses" . They left and I never heard anything else.
I suspect they were from sort of alphabet agency considering my score and the 'crime' I had committed in the first place, as well as my family name.
Eventually I saw my convict lawyer friend out on the yard and explained the strange visitation by the feds and their questions to him. I asked him if he knew anything about it. He said 'No' but did add that I scored scary high on the test. I never took an I.Q test before so it was rather strange for a score to be 'scary high'.
"How high is scary high?" I asked.
"Higher than Einstein" he replied.
Ahhhh. That explained the alphabet suits visiting. And their pushiness that I must've cheated or guessed.
Since then I have found out that an IQ test is an Intelligence Quotient test, generally describing a score on a test that rates the subject's cognitive ability NOT actual smarts. But it is what the government looks for in certain recruitment procedures.

Trump: Pelosi ‘broke the law’ by ripping up SOTU speech

Never-the-less... It was in poor form.

Trump: Pelosi ‘broke the law’ by ripping up SOTU speech

The president isn't the first to claim Pelosi's action were illegal.

Speaking to reporters today, President Trump said it was “very illegal” for Speaker Nancy Pelosi to rip up a copy of his State of the Union speech.
“A Terrible Thing”
“I thought it was a terrible thing when she ripped up the speech,” the President said.

“First of all, it’s an official document. You’re not allowed. It’s illegal what she did. She broke the law. But I haven’t been asked the question other than a lot of people that viewed it, they couldn’t believe that she did it.”
President Trump added Pelosi’s actions were “disrespectful” to Congress and the country at whole.

“I got very high marks on the speech and I didn’t know she did it until I was walking out and some of the congressmen and women were saying can you believe what she did? But I didn’t know she did it,” he added.

“I think there’s a lot of evil on that side,” the President continued. “They’ve gone crazy, they’ve gone totally crazy, it’s too bad! I’ve gotten tremendous amounts done, more than anybody’s gotten done in 3 years, by far. They’re not constructive people.”

GOP Senators Take New Action In Investigating Hunter Biden After Impeachment Vote

Two top Republican Senators sent a letter to the Secret Service immediately following President Donald Trump’s acquittal in the Senate on Wednesday requesting information on Hunter Biden’s travel records while his father Joe Biden was Vice President.

Finance Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley and Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee Chairman Ron Johnson said in the letter that they were “reviewing potential conflicts of interest posed by the business activities of Hunter Biden and his associates during the Obama administration, particularly with respect to his business activities in Ukraine and China.”
The Senators told the Secret Service that it had two weeks to provide the following information:
Please describe the protective detail that Hunter Biden received while his father was Vice President.
Please provide a list of all dates and locations of travel, international and domestic, for Hunter Biden while he received a protective detail. In your response, please note whether his travel was on Air Force One or Two, or other government aircraft, as applicable and whether additional family members were present for each trip.

“In addition to several letters that the committees have sent to other agencies as part of that inquiry, the Committee on Finance also has written to the Department of Treasury regarding potential conflicts of interest in the Obama-era CFIUS approved transaction which gave control of Henniges, an American maker of anti-vibration technologies with military applications, to a Chinese government-owned aviation company and China-based investment firm with established ties to the Chinese government,” the letter stated. “That transaction included Rosemont Seneca Partners, a company formed in 2009 by Hunter Biden, Christopher Heinz, and others.”

The Senators said that they were specifically requesting information “about whether Hunter Biden used government-sponsored travel to help conduct private business, to include his work for Rosemont Seneca and related entities in China and Ukraine.”
Hunter Biden’s activities in Ukraine were at the center of House Democrats’ articles of impeachments against Trump, which he was acquitted from on Wednesday, specifically, his work at Ukrainian gas company Burisma while his father was vice president.

“In addition to business dealings in China, Hunter Biden also served as a board member for Burisma Holdings, a Ukrainian energy company,” the letter continued. “In April 2014, around the time Hunter Biden joined Burisma, Vice President Biden reportedly became the ‘public face of the administration’s handling of Ukraine.’ It is unclear whether Hunter Biden received government sponsored travel or a protective detail for these endeavors.”
The letter came immediately following the Senate acquitting Trump from both of Democrats’ partisan articles of impeachment on Tuesday.

“President Trump has been totally vindicated and it’s now time to get back to the business of the American people,” Trump 2020 campaign manager Brad Parscale said in a statement. “The do-nothing Democrats know they can’t beat him, so they had to impeach him.”
“This terrible ordeal was always a campaign tactic to invalidate the 2016 votes of 63 million Americans and was a transparent effort to interfere with the 2020 election only nine months away,” Parscale continued. “And since the President’s campaign only got bigger and stronger as a result of this nonsense, this impeachment hoax will go down as the worst miscalculation in American political history.”

EXCLUSIVE: Trump Vows to DeClassify Intel from Obama DOJ’s Deadly Fast & Furious Mexican Gun-Running

The mother of Brian Terry, the federal border agent murdered by the Barack Obama DOJ’s & Eric Holder’s illegal Fast and Furious scheme, said President Trump vowed to her in a private meeting last week to unveil classified materials from the botched and illegal Mexican gun-running Operation.
On the Thomas Paine Podcast, Josephine Terry revealed she and family members had a private conference with President Trump just days ago where he pledged to help unveil the still-hidden details of the wayward operation where Brian Terry, a U.S. Border patrol Agent, was gunned down by Mexican cartel members with one gun of thousands supplied by the Justice Department to Mexican criminals. The guns were illegally trafficked as part of the DOJ’s deadly and illegal Fast & Furious scheme. Terry’s mother said she was relieved to receive President Trump’s pledge to uncover the facts in the case, which were classified and locked down by President Barack Obama.

Josephine Terry spoke about her son’s murder in a revealing and shocking interview where she talked about her recent White House meeting with President Trump. She also detailed harassment by the Justice Department and FBI after her son’s death, including the possibility that she was illegally wiretapped by the Feds.

“There are so many troubling and disturbing things in this interview that the public has never heard before,” said True Pundit’s Thomas Paine. “You have to wonder why no one in the Justice Department is in federal prison. And it was shocking to learn that Brian Terry not only feared for his life, but tipped off his superiors that something very wrong was going on at the border before his murder.

Terry said her son feared for his life before his murder and knew the government was engaged in a wayward scheme. He also kept a secret journal with details of the scheme hidden away from the Feds, who raided his home after his murder. What was in the journal? Find out here:

The Pocahontas Drinking Game

Take a shot each time Pocahontas says the word "afraid"

RE: Television/sitcom families

Curb Your Enthusiasm

When my 2nd wife was talking to an old friend long distance on the phone and the friend asked her what my personality was like she said Larry David.

RE: Television/sitcom families

Curb Your Enthusiasm

When my 2nd wife was talking to an old friend long distance on the phone and the friend asked her what my personality was like she said Larry David.

RE: How often have you been sent to prison.

The day before I was to transfer from D Wing to A Wing a "friend" named Bones came up to me and asked if I would like a Sealy Mattress. I laughed but sure enough Bones had in his cell A BRAND NEW SEALY POSTERPEADIC MATTRESS!!!!!! What???? How ????? Well, in prison you don't ask questions. I knew there was a Mattress factory in the prison. But convicts could only have "submarine mattresses". These are mattresses that are used on submarines. Very thin (about 3" thick).
I asked Bones... How much did he want for that mattress? He said One carton of cigarettes. Expensive... but certainly worth it.
What I didn't know was I was being played. 3 mattresses had come up missing in the factory and now the whole prison was being searched wing by wing. 2 had been found but they couldn't find the 3rd one. Bones knew he'd be in serious trouble if caught with it, so he played me and got a carton of cigs out of me to boot.

I believe we've all heard God watches over children and fools. Needless to say... I was no child. The next thing I knew I was getting a call... My transfer to A wing was approved and for me to get a rolling cart (like you see at Home Depo) and put all your stuff on it with this transfer paperwork and go to A Wing immediately, before head count as my name & number 4480755 are now associated with A Wing. You could be listed as an escapee if you are NOT where you are supposed to be at head count. That my friends is an additional 5 years. I got a cart, loaded the Sealy mattress covered with sheets and blanket and all my personal stuff on top. As I said my good byes I made my way to A Wing with my transfer pass. As I was going through the halls I saw what looked like S.W.A.T. storm troopers heading to D Wing. Little did I know they were looking for the 3rd mattress. They had already thouroughly searched A,B & C Wings. In my ignorance I pushed right past them and went to my new cell in A Wing where my new cell mate was an older guy who owned a bunch of Snelling and Snelling agencies (an employment firm) who didn't pay in taxes or some other federal reason (I actually forget). I began fixing up my side of the cell and all the mob bosses and cartels and bankers and everyone... saw I had a brand new Sealy mattress. Ahhhhhhhh.

RE: Movies you watched recently

Last night NETFLIX. The Outsider. post world war 2 Japan Yakuza movie.
Jared Leto is an American officer that ends up joining the Yakuza (Japanese mob) It wasn't Oscar worthy, but it wasn't a stinker either.

RE: Growing up in the North

A friend of mine in the late 70's was from Ireland. We worked together. One day I found another ID of his from Ireland with a totally different name. I asked him about it and he just dismissed it and wouldn't talk about it. I suspected he was either IRA in hiding or an informant in hiding. For a small guy he was as strong as a bull as we would often wrestle and he'd beat me. I couldn't believe his core strength. A regular Conor McGregor he was.

RE: I was told I look Romanian ....

Just joking... carry on.

RE: I was told I look Romanian ....

I would say more like a Pomeranian.

FACT CHECKING THE FACT CHECKERS

Baaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

How do you piss of a leftist? Tell him the truth!

RE: I am So Famous on CS That =

I'm so famous om CS....
That every 'LIKE' I get is from a 23 year old hottie!

Wrong Lyrics

From Hendrix's 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' from Purple Haze to The Association's Cherish lyric: 'when all they wanted was to touch your face, your hands and gaze into your thighs'

So is there a song that you've been singing wrong all this time?

Here's British comedian Peter Kay with his examples. Funny stuff.

In case you missed it: Shakira & J. Lo's FULL Pepsi Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show

In case you missed it: Shakira & J. Lo's FULL Pepsi Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show

RE: How much money do you have in the bank?

RE: Needed a computer Geek

I told ya! banana

Boom-Shack-a-Lak-a

Our schools girls dressing room had a large fan built in their wall. I guess the architects didn't think it through that when a fan goes around and around at high speed its like nothing is there. As boys we used to go to that part of the campus and watch the girls get undressed for PE as the fan was on Hi Speed..
Once a teacher caught me... and I had to pick up trash on the campus for a week.
It was only later as an adult I began to question.... Why was the teacher back there?

Boom-Shack-a-Lak-a

10 Reasons Why Blacks Need to Leave the Democratic Party

Based on Trump's Attempted Impeachment... Why Wasn’t Obama Impeached for IRS and Fast & Furious Scan

RE: Needed a computer Geek

Ask Stan who posts occasionally. The guy's an electronics guru.

FACT CHECKING THE FACT CHECKERS

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