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"I Will Prevail" by Hillary Clinton

(Sung to 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor)

At first, I was ashamed
I was mor-ti-fied
Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me
How I cried, and cried.
Then I spent so many days
Alone, out in the woods
With a Thermos full of gin
And a flask of dry vermouth

I hatched a plan
This also ran
I was back for more the only way that I can
Mueller's gonna' lock him up
And throw away the key
But my clever scheme fell flat
So, now it's up to me

I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine
But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July
I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day
Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away?
As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail
I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine
And I'll prevail
I will preeeevail... woof, woof!

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart
Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand
And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van

But now you see, a brand new me
I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty
I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews
I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose

So just come out...and vote for me
Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free
I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C.
Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me

Oh, no, you see...
I will prevail
You're gonna' vote me in this time
Or you can all go straight to H***
I'm tired of all this pandering
To get what I deserve
Everyone of ya's deplorable
And you're gettin' on my nerves

I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo!
I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!

RE: Where has all the romance gone

thumbs up

RE: and?

So what?

You're upset that the U.S. isn't going to lose any of its young men and women anymore for a patch of land 7,000 miles away?

RE: Hillary In 2020

Like acid reflux that you get after having eaten that questionable microwaved burrito from 7/11 at 2 in the morning after the bars close... Hillary keeps gurgling back up.

RE: The Second Coming?

If it does'nt make sense perhaps it is in the measure of your understanding and not in the message itself.

RE: Why did Elvis Presley throw it all away...?

Agreed. A person wearing a helmet fighting in a war should be paid more than a person wearing a helmet fighting for a ball.

RE: Impressive

Speak for yourself, looks like a portion of my preps.

RE: Pumpkin

Funny.

RE: CHILE: State Of Emergency

Geez, and Chile was on my list for possible land purchases.

RE: Discover what a Zombie really is in 24 seconds !

laugh

I heard zombies eat brains. Democrats are safe.

RE: dj gal .... have you ever loved a woman

A softer (and for me a better) version:

RE: Why did Elvis Presley throw it all away...?

Elvis was NOT the kind of man his entourage could say "no" too.
Would you dare tell any 'King' (much less the King of Rock) no?

Could you imagine Elvis at 80 singing?

"Uh, Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to sing a medley of my greatest hits"

'You ain't nothin' but a worthless hound doggy... barkin' all the time... (audience applause) Thank you, thank you... You ain't nothin' but a.... Return to sender,,, That's right baby, address unknown,,, take it back... No such number.... no such zip code zone... then his momma cried.... For if there's another thing she needs is another little babies mouth to feed in the ghettooooo… Dancin' to the jail hose rock, dancin' to the jail house rock, dancin' to the jail house rock, Do the clam... do the clam.... grab your baby backwards by the hand...Girls, goin' swimming;, Girls in bikinis... walkin' in a hoohah haahhh baby… I'm just a red blooded boy and I can't stop thinkin' about them girls...girls...girls... Huka hukka Burnin' love... I'm just a hukka hukka burnin' love"

RE: The Second Coming?

The capital letter in the pronoun should give you a clue of whom I'm talking about.

RE: Famous people of CS

So YOU'RE the one writing about me on Twitter. I thought it was Raphael. very mad

RE: Medici TV for the classical minded

Oh yeah?
I just got through reading the Philosophia Mystica by Paracelsus IN LATIN primarily the Comentari Prophetum Danielum.

So put that in your medici and smoke it.

gnite

RE: The Second Coming?

He's already come back, SEVERAL times, but no one knows it and that's ok, because its obvious that He doesn't want the world to know only a select few.
IF YOU MEAN HIS COMING IN GLORY... then you may have to wait a generation or two. In the meantime He comes and goes according to His pleasure.

I've probably said too much.
I'll finalize with this.. "With God, ALL THINGS are possible."

RE: RUMI POETRY AND QUOTES

Yes... one of my favorite Rumi poems...

The ever filling coke cup.

"Okie, dokie, me no jokie, me make pee pee in your cokie"

and let us not forget... the parachutist's son:

"Uh uh me no silly, me hang on to Daddy's willie"

RE: nothing is rea, just like a game

You obviously have never been audited by the IRS.

RE: Advice for the young at heart

……. advice.


Such a great song.

RE: females

ATTENTION: All women should maintain a safe distance.

While I can keep my hands to myself, I can hardly be held responsible for the alpha male inverse square law of testicular gravitation.


cool

RE: Which country has the best looking women...?

Texas

RE: if someone makes your life easier cherish this...!

Heck, I'd buy her Louis Vitton purse. gift

RE: Newcastle group get together

Ca' mon you.

RE: I Want To Be...

Having grown up in Madrid Spain... and frequenting the bull fights, I wanted to be a bull fighter.
The pageantry. The accolades. The pretty senoritas. Yes,,, that's what I wanted to be.
Seems my boyhood dream has come true. I'm on CS fighting bull.

RE: but in the meantime

I hate hate.

RE: CNN Coverage Of Democratic Debates

Stan da man. cheers

RE: Have you found your mission in life?

laugh

I remember that scene. Funny stuff.

RE: Where do our thoughts come from...?

Bad thoughts come from evil spirits whispering to your soul.

If you believe the Bible, one third of the hosts of heaven were kicked out of heaven with their leader Lucifer.
Where were they kicked out to? Here on earth.
Since the other 2/3rds were allowed to come here to receive a body for their next estate; and theirs been billions of people on this earth since recorded time... then one third would equate to a substantial amount of evil spirits here... approximately 250 for EVERY LIVING SOUL on earth.

I read a lot of gnostic books.

professor

RE: Anyone heard from Our friend who had recent eye surgery.

I haven't 'seen' her.

:: ducking ::

RE: Muslim book store

laugh

I have cool Muslim friends that would even laugh at that one. thumbs up

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