At first, I was ashamed I was mor-ti-fied Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me How I cried, and cried. Then I spent so many days Alone, out in the woods With a Thermos full of gin And a flask of dry vermouth
I hatched a plan This also ran I was back for more the only way that I can Mueller's gonna' lock him up And throw away the key But my clever scheme fell flat So, now it's up to me
I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away? As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine And I'll prevail I will preeeevail... woof, woof!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van
But now you see, a brand new me I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose
So just come out...and vote for me Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C. Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me
Oh, no, you see... I will prevail You're gonna' vote me in this time Or you can all go straight to H*** I'm tired of all this pandering To get what I deserve Everyone of ya's deplorable And you're gettin' on my nerves
I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo! I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!
Like acid reflux that you get after having eaten that questionable microwaved burrito from 7/11 at 2 in the morning after the bars close... Hillary keeps gurgling back up.
Elvis was NOT the kind of man his entourage could say "no" too. Would you dare tell any 'King' (much less the King of Rock) no?
Could you imagine Elvis at 80 singing?
"Uh, Ladies and gentlemen... I'd like to sing a medley of my greatest hits"
'You ain't nothin' but a worthless hound doggy... barkin' all the time... (audience applause) Thank you, thank you... You ain't nothin' but a.... Return to sender,,, That's right baby, address unknown,,, take it back... No such number.... no such zip code zone... then his momma cried.... For if there's another thing she needs is another little babies mouth to feed in the ghettooooo… Dancin' to the jail hose rock, dancin' to the jail house rock, dancin' to the jail house rock, Do the clam... do the clam.... grab your baby backwards by the hand...Girls, goin' swimming;, Girls in bikinis... walkin' in a hoohah haahhh baby… I'm just a red blooded boy and I can't stop thinkin' about them girls...girls...girls... Huka hukka Burnin' love... I'm just a hukka hukka burnin' love"
He's already come back, SEVERAL times, but no one knows it and that's ok, because its obvious that He doesn't want the world to know only a select few. IF YOU MEAN HIS COMING IN GLORY... then you may have to wait a generation or two. In the meantime He comes and goes according to His pleasure.
I've probably said too much. I'll finalize with this.. "With God, ALL THINGS are possible."
Having grown up in Madrid Spain... and frequenting the bull fights, I wanted to be a bull fighter. The pageantry. The accolades. The pretty senoritas. Yes,,, that's what I wanted to be. Seems my boyhood dream has come true. I'm on CS fighting bull.
Bad thoughts come from evil spirits whispering to your soul.
If you believe the Bible, one third of the hosts of heaven were kicked out of heaven with their leader Lucifer. Where were they kicked out to? Here on earth. Since the other 2/3rds were allowed to come here to receive a body for their next estate; and theirs been billions of people on this earth since recorded time... then one third would equate to a substantial amount of evil spirits here... approximately 250 for EVERY LIVING SOUL on earth.
"I Will Prevail" by Hillary Clinton
(Sung to 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor)At first, I was ashamed
I was mor-ti-fied
Knowin' Donald Trump had beat me
How I cried, and cried.
Then I spent so many days
Alone, out in the woods
With a Thermos full of gin
And a flask of dry vermouth
I hatched a plan
This also ran
I was back for more the only way that I can
Mueller's gonna' lock him up
And throw away the key
But my clever scheme fell flat
So, now it's up to me
I know ol' Joe, swears that he's fine
But I'm layin' odds at two-to-one he strokes-out before July
I'll accept my party's draft, and proudly save the day
Do you think I'm humble, did you think I'd go away?
As long as I'm still in the race, They won't put me in jail
I don't have too much time, Yet I want what's rightly mine
And I'll prevail
I will preeeevail... woof, woof!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Whenever I'd wear pantsuits I tried so hard not to fart
Toppled down so many steps, It's no wonder I can't stand
And when I start to tee-ter then they toss me in the van
But now you see, a brand new me
I shuttered my Foundation, and the Clinton Dynasty
I'm not beholden to Arabs,the Russians, or the Jews
I can sell the Oval Office to whomever I so choose
So just come out...and vote for me
Whatever Bernie promised you I'll double it, for free
I want to be POTUS, I'll even out-do A.O.C.
Do you think she's craaazy? Wait till you get a load of me
Oh, no, you see...
I will prevail
You're gonna' vote me in this time
Or you can all go straight to H***
I'm tired of all this pandering
To get what I deserve
Everyone of ya's deplorable
And you're gettin' on my nerves
I'll will prevail...cu-ckoo!
I will prevail! (where's my shoe?) I will prevaiiiiiiiil!