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RE: How to get rid of a dog?

Put it on the ferry at Calafat. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What do you think would happen if you put a hundred $ (£, Euro, SFR, LEV) bill

So anybody else got an opinion on this?

Spain, Malta, Romania what have you....

What do you think would happen if you put a hundred $ (£, Euro, SFR, LEV) bill

yeah that's the point of my thread - in what countries would you definitely be in trouble and in what would you get waved through, minus the dough.

In Bulgaria the cops only stop you on the highway in the hopes you'll pay them something. At the airport in Sofia there are big signs warning people not to offer bribes. Whether they're meant to be taken seriously is something I wonder every time I'm standing in the line at the passport control.

What do you think would happen if you put a hundred $ (£, Euro, SFR, LEV) bill

... in your driving licence or passport when you got pulled over on the highway or you stopped at a frontier checkpoint?

RE: Mother factor

Mother factor....................

was looking for a play on words for a sec there, but disappointed!!

RE: Pretend for a moment that you are blind, and describe your perfect date

Somebody to get you off of m**turbating ? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Old drama: Is God male or female?

Yep, a guy has to believe in sump'n.

I believe I'm gonna have another beer.

RE: what are the 10 most important things / also people that helped shaed the world ?

Cristofero Colombo, definitely not, I'd say. What's so special about him? Jesus Christ neither.

Definitely the discoverer of penicillin , The Scot Alexander Fleming, but also the discoverer of vaccination (or more exactly the main person responsible for the introduction of vaccination, since the theory of injecting people with the pus from cowpox blisters may have been put forward by others as well), the English doctor Edward Jenner. I think these two saved countless millions of lives. What an achievement!

RE: Old drama: Is God male or female?

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Oh no wait, that was Santa! Or are they one and the same?
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No seriously, "Santa - God" knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Santa-God is coming to town!

laugh laugh laugh

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Yeah Larry King is on every day I think. Here in Europe it's in the morning. Whether that's live or recorded, I guess recorded.

My gripe is with the commercials. They seem to start every couple of minutes. They'll say things like:
Coming up next blah blah blah That means more commercials.
They used to say at least "after the break".
And they invent new phrases like "Next up". In case anyone hasn't figured out, that means: ads coming next.
They will play any ads. I'm sure if Bin Laden paid them enough they would run ads promoting Wasiristan as a tourist destination.
My gripe isn't that they have commercials. I know that pays for the content.
But couldn't there be a cap on the number of minutes per hour?

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Yeah I figured that out eventually!

Was he the one who "gave away" a billion $ ?

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Oh I get it, I think... Well no I don't actually. laugh

RE: do you believe in horoscope and astrology?

guess so.

btw, OT, but was that SF novel the one where the people live in filth and squalor but wear these cusps over their eyes that make them see luxury and opulence?
Our hero steals a pair but gets caught. Great story.

RE: do you believe in horoscope and astrology?

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do you believe in horoscope and astrology?

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nope

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Btw it's easy to say switch it off, but it's the only English-language news channel I get!

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Well I can't believe noone has brought it up - the irritating commercials!

They really are the pits. And so frequent!

You grab the remote and in my case watch a couple of channels that are adjacent. Then you go back and next thing you know - more commercials. Here in Europe they really are abhorrent for the most part, content-wise. You get desert sc**b*g states extolling their virtues, the tourist boards of places you've never heard of inviting you to go there and so on. They repeat them mercilessly too, the same crap over and over!

RE: Great Love Songs

Afterthought:

Annie Laurie

Oh Maxwellton Braes are bonnie,
Where early falls the dew.
And twas there sweet Annie Laurie
Gave me her promise true.

Gave me her promise true.
That n'er forgot shall be ....

Given Rabbie's reputation with women, it's a safe bet it was more than a promise... laugh

RE: Great Love Songs

brilliant laugh

Obviously not from R. Burns though:

I wish I was in some lonesome valley
Where womankind can not be found

He lived for women and having a good time, remarkable since life was very hard and he died young and in very straightened circumstances, poor guy.

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

Thjat's the (only) part I like!!! laugh

RE: The Bible, just PARTof why I believeā€¦

couldn't agree more. effin bs mate.
And they point the finger at the mullahs!
pfooey!

What do you like/dislike most about CNN?

I have some pet peeves but first I'd like to hear from others what they dislike or like about CNN.

RE: How Old Are Your Pics?????

Yeah mine are just a week or three old. Except for the donkey, that's about a year old. laugh

RE: How many foreign languages you speak

My daughter was applying for a job and asked me to look over her job application, knowing that my eagle eye would spot spelling mistakes etc.

What's this, I asked aghast:

"I speak and write fluent French"

Are you kidding, I said, I can just about make that claim after half a lifetime of hard slog? I knew for a fact that even after 6 years of French she would be able to order a coffee and a croissant in La Belle France, and that's about it.

Ah, don't worry, she said, you have to blow your trumpet, nobody else is gonna do it for you. Besides, everybody lies in their applications. You have to do it too, just to keep a level playing field. They don't check anyway. Do you think the guy reading this speaks French?

And what about this: Microsoft Word and Excel? Are you kidding me, Excel?

At that she grabbed her letter and rushed out the room. Big help you are, was her parting shot.

RE: Great Love Songs

OK this is by Rabbie (Robt.) Burns, the famous Scottish poet and songwriter.

His most famous song is of course "Auld Lang Syne" - sung the world over on special occasions.

but "My Love Is Like A Red Red Rose" is equally famous in Scotland, as are "Annie Laurie" and "Ye Banks And Braes Of Bonnie Doon".

"My Love Is Like A Red Red Rose"

Oh my love is like a red red rose
That's newly sprung in June.
And my love's like a melody
That's sweetly played in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonny lass
Sae deep in love am I,
And I will love thee still my dear
Till a' the seas gang dry.

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear
And the rocks melt wi' the sun.
And I will love thee still my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee well, my only love,
And fare thee well a while!
And I will come again, my love,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

Tho' it were ten thousand mile, my dear
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.
And I will come again, my love,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

RE: Europe...

Well thanks for that.blushing

RE: Europe...

I've got an idea!

What about a no holds barred rant/slanging thread where people can work out their issues but it doesn't go outside of that thread!

Like those rooms in Japanese companies with an effigy of the boss(es) where staff can go and kick and punch the effigies?

RE: Europe...

I don't get it, sorry.

A potentially interesting thread. I am relatively new here and unaware of some possible issues, which I think would be a pity. We are a microcosm of Europe here so how can we want a better Europe for all if we squabble among ourselves?

I personally apologise for being short-tempered sometimes. We should try to forgive and move on. laugh

RE: Europe...

maybe I should say, about what Europe. Different people have different views on that.

Anyway, talking to myself's no fun and I have a busy day today. The gas fitters are coming with my hopefully working water heater for my ch, and I have to find a water pipe near the spot where it's to be mounted on the wall of my annex. So I've got a pickaxe and other tools and wheelbarrow ready to start digging.
Should have thought of that sooner really.

RE: Europe...

Sunday morning blues eh? laugh

RE: Europe...

Well howdy. Well it's dry but a little bit cool. Nice though.

The thread seems to be about Europe, but my question was, what about Europe?

laugh

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