RE: Second Hand Wife/Husband

You look very tanned in the background Raphael laugh wave

RE: Second Hand Wife/Husband

laugh laugh this post wins .

RE: Say Anything

Connecting Singles Twitter Man laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh dying , absolutely DYING!!!!!! You my man , are the reason I came back to this chocolate starfish , we'll that and boredom and an email telling me to update my details . Anyway , keep on keeping on head banger

RE: I have money, you have beauty - it's a deal.

It's called a lack of tact , I looked it up and there was my face laugh You know what though , I've always liked that about myself , the openness .... Nessesesss. laugh yeah that .

RE: Have you any scars...?

Both variety's , and a blue freckle ...... That's the weird one laugh

RE: I have money, you have beauty - it's a deal.

You know what , nothing I will say here will be a good thing laugh I've forgotten how to human roll eyes

RE: I have money, you have beauty - it's a deal.

See but ugly is skin deep, not the outside , the inside . It can have long long lasting effects . If he's ugly inside I want no part of that .

Hello Kaat angel

Men ......

Brb , dotcom man is here applause

Men ......

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Stop it , ok so I slit my thumb open , well I think I have , I wrapped it 2 days ago and havent seen it since but it bled like a stuck pig . But I'm ok . Not dead yet laugh

Men ......

Yes , I love this applause

How f.u.c.k.i.n.g remarkable are we laugh applause

Men ......

Like chocolate fingers and Bourbons? and your Twixes laugh bouquet

Men ......

laugh well no , but I heard my nan tell my notgrandad this all the time , so It must be true laugh

Men ......

laugh a cinnamon bun is not something I'm going to eat anytime soon now , never mind being offered a Scottish one laugh

Men ......

Hats off to you then , because I felt the 1st twinge and freaked out , 'sedate her then lets go to lunch'

laugh

Men ......

But , you didn't answer drinking and that's the strange bit laugh

Men ......

laugh why , it may save your life one day to mind , you dont bleed out , just shove it in a tuperware box and he'll be snug as a bug laugh bouquet

Men ......

I was epiduraled up and look half cut in my pics laugh

Men ......

Eh well yeah , he's rather a fragile burrito then as he lost a meatball in a car accident few years back , and now he calls it his 'crystal ball' laugh laugh

Men ......

Omg , I assumed it was because she was hardwood flooring like myself uh oh lets skip this one ,k rolling on the floor laughing

Men ......

Burnt alive !! How is this even possible to live through , never mind push and tell nurses your bloody trying to push!!! laugh

Men ......

Smell becomes family smell , that's the comfort part we rarely understand . Like being homesick , but for a person . Speech , eating and then thinking . It's when they start to look alike that freaks me out uh oh laugh

Men ......

Yup AND they had to add to the size to 'even things out' laugh

Men ......

laugh laugh my sister calls , the Vag , her taco laugh

I've spoken to a few penises and Vag's in my shortlifetime laugh but never have they answered back , still waiting laugh

Men ......

Did you know that not all men and not all wiman are the same ?! But if you live in close quarters for a long period of time , apparently we start to mirror each other . Like speech and smell ..........

Men ......

Did you know that men only have 2 alerts to danger - fight or flight .

Did you know that women have 3 ?! We also have the 'negotiate' alert .

Men ......

Did you know childbirth pain rates way up there with being burned alive ?!

Men ......

Really bored here today and Ive no paint to watch drying , hence the thread drinking

Men ......

Why are you afraid of the Vag ?!

In Scotland, men that whinge like the 'Mens men' on here are dubbed 'Scared of the Baird'

Example ......
"Naw dont ask Wullie to be your wingman , he's scared of the Baird"
"Tonys no got a bird , cause he's scared of the baird"


Lets talk about it popcorn

RE: DON’T Let Women Tell You How to be a Man!

I'm tired , all this typing has tired me out so I'm off for a nap . See you in the next episode drinking

RE: DON’T Let Women Tell You How to be a Man!

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Hook line and sinker . Classic signs .

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