RE: Me teaching you guys all these years....!

Um...for what?

Don't temp me....

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My Favourite Video Clips.

One of the most romantic endings in movie history - a masterpiece of editing, lighting and screenplay discretion.

My Favourite Video Clips.

Omg....that's brilliant!!

RE: We all have one or more

I tickle people who wiggle their toes....I cannot stop myself, it is a clinical obsessive-repulsive disorder. Please help.



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My Favourite Video Clips.

Memorable quotes and their Authors

'Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat the marzipan ones first and then you're stuck with the boring ones.'

-- Forrest Glump.

redclown

RE: Why do we have to die...?

The idea of living forever traumatises me. Imagine being a shrivelled, whizzened and hairless 200 year-old with false teeth and a cane, trying to get a date, any date, on ConnectingSingles? Oh the horror, the horror!
We need to die because nobody would want us any more. It has always been this way. The San leave their frail and indigent in a closed-up hut with food, until the hyenas claw their way in. If you can't keep up, you have to cash out. It is the law of nature. It is us alone, who try to live beyond the bounds of what nature gifts us. Endless Medicare and Medicaid will be the death of us all.

My Favourite Video Clips.

An unconventional, but sweet, proposal...

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

Oh, thank heavens for small mercies.

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

W#hat??....you've met him?

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

Lee Charming has an obsession with my height.....he calls me 'shorty.'
I'm 5' 11".....how the hell short is he?

Is this some sort of 'projection' problem here?

"Psychological projection is a defence mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. For example, a bully may project their own feelings of vulnerability onto the target. It incorporates blame shifting and can manifest as shame dumping."

How short are you really, Lee? Is this what it's all about? You feel inferior? dunno

My Favourite Video Clips.

Oh how I do love movies....

But only the very best.



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My Favourite Video Clips.

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

Even if you don't want a watch, this is the best reason to own one.

Number Crunching

Oh be still, my beating heart! smitten

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My Favourite Video Clips.

Is that the best that you can come up with? There goes the neighbourhood.


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Memorable quotes and their Authors

“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

—Emily Blunt as Emily Charlton in 'The Devil Wears Prada.'

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

Sometimes I'm glad that I screw up, and don't manage to actually post what I write.

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My Favourite Video Clips.

Be my guest. CS is a collaborative enterprise, after all. cheers

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

My Favourite Video Clips.

It's awesome, it's a screenwriter's masterpiece. Not to speak of the acting.

Number Crunching

We're screwed!

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My Favourite Video Clips.

My Favourite Video Clips.

My Favourite Video Clips.

Number Crunching

More data:
1. 99% percent of those online profiles are in another country.
2. 99.5% of them are 25+ years younger than I am.
3. 55% of them are probably scammers.


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Oh geez....never seen the Deutsch version....hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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Karlo, you need to behave, baby.

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