RE: Innocent or guilty

I would sue the US goverment for not providing services and infrastructure for the working poor, especially individuals like this. The class-action suit proceeds would go into a fund for this cause.

Fortune-Telling for 2020

hahahaha!!!

Fortune-Telling for 2020

Here's more general advice for 2020 - try as far as possible to avoid eating snake or civet cat bought live from the market. Make sure that your grilled bat-soup is well cooked. Buy a face mask with a high particle rating.
You're welcome.

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Fortune-Telling for 2020

Read it before you get out of bed Donald.

Fortune-Telling for 2020

Yes, but you have to wait a year for it. Garantee lapses after one week.

Fortune-Telling for 2020

The world's most famous fortune-teller So-Man Fung Peter predicts your fate for the next year.
First figure out from the list what your animal sign is.

Here's my prediction for you - you should avoid travel to places east of China. Avoid staying in hotels next to a construction site, and in hotel rooms at the end of the corridor. You will survive the corona virus epidemic of 2020, by staying at home, medicating with plenty of vodka, and spending insane amounts of time being frivolous and silly on a certain online dating platform. Cash or credit card please.

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Memorable quotes and their Authors

"I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out."

-- someone on Facebook.

Mansplaining.

They just go on, and on.....and on.

Mansplaining.

Exred. the worst ones never do.

Mansplaining.

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Can there be anything more excruciating than a motor-mouth, a blow-hard, or just an adult who still doesn't understand how to engage in a balanced conversation?
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Memorable quotes and their Authors

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened.
But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Right. It's always a good idea to check that the height he puts in on his profile matches with real life. All you do is ask him to stand on the one end of the tape. professor

When you see a traveller wearing a face-mask....

Memorable quotes and their Authors

"Is it okay to take the bag of wine out of the box and stab a straw into it like a large adult Capri Sun?" - asking for a friend.

-- someone on Facebook.

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

A great story! Yours sounds almost like a movie script.....'Eat, Pray, Spain'...lol. thumbs up

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

They must be few and far between. There should be some sort of award system in place. Brownie points, or a weekend at a romantic hotel. Or chocolates. Something, at least.

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Think about it this way - when last did you read about a success story here of a well-liked member meeting their match and living happily ever after? We all need a success story to keep us motivated. Yours would be a welcome respite.

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Is that your impression?

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Tally ho, roger wilco. thumbs up

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Well, do let us all know when you finally hit pay dirt, the mother lode, or the white knight on a prancing stallion. We all live in hope. cheers

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Well, yes. And comfortably so I'm sure. thumbs up

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Wow, that's a tall order! My list is virtually identical, but at my age I think I will be forced to make major compromises. Of course, there is always the old tried-and-tested option - stay single. laugh

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

I agree. I have once been bowled over by a vivacious, scintillating Colombian, so effusive and communicative, that all else became academic. That said, she did possess an awesome rack. That did play a part in the chemistry, to be fair.

On the other hand, are five fingers.

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RE: Where is Paradise

You're a trooper!
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Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Oh behave.

I'll say it if you can't. Nothing beats a big dong.

A big dong plus climax = ding-dong.

Oh, let the bells ring out!

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Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Synergy....the etymology thereof: 'energy plus sin.'

That sounds about right.


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RE: Where is Paradise

Please direct us to your painting, for they are the key to your inner musings.

RE: Forums Posting at a Very Minimum..

At a very minimum, you could stop yanking your hotrod, Hotrod. cheers

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Ok, we seem to have quorum here. We all want a nice package. But what's the tipping point between a lovely mind and an average package? Are we prepared to compromise?

Ladies, we need to know.

Mind over body - the DNA of love.

Seemingly.

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