Does it exist.

RE: I miss the nice women

tip hat

RE: I miss the nice women

dunno

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Oh thankyou Ded, i rather fany Tinkerbell, smitten since when did you do anything in a nice waylaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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What of the wolf???

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The real story.

Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf (1982)
Roald Dahl

As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma’s door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, “May I come in?”
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
“He’s going to eat me up!” she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, “That’s not enough!
I haven’t yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!”
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
“I’ve got to have a second helping!”
Then added with a frightful leer,
“I’m therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood.”
He quickly put on Grandma’s clothes,
(Of course he hadn’t eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma’s chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

“What great big ears you have, Grandma.”
“All the better to hear you with,” the Wolf replied.
“What great big eyes you have, Grandma.”
said Little Red Riding Hood.
“All the better to see you with,” the Wolf replied.

He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I’m going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She’s going to taste like caviar.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, “But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.”

“That’s wrong!” cried Wolf. “Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I’ve got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I’m going to eat you anyway.”
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature’s head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, “Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.”
Image © Roald Dahl by Stephen Hyde (1982), National Portrait Gallery, Londo

RE: I miss the nice women

Darling Selinite, you usually have a fantastic sense of humour, but it is enough that I have offended you, I apologise to you and all women . (you know I distinctly heard my mother say, I should hope so), and she has been dead many years.moping

RE: My Taste In Music

Yes he's good, like Elvis' version too

RE: My Taste In Music

Beautiful song.

RE: My Taste In Music

I knew that Trufartass!!!!!!!!laugh

RE: My Taste In Music

Have a dance old manlaugh laugh laugh

RE: My Taste In Music

Cheeky monkeytongue tongue tongue teddy

RE: My Taste In Music

For my darling Rainbow,

RE: My Taste In Music

Does it exist.

Is a mothers unconditional love for her child on a par with true love, indeed is mothers unconditional love universal and what abour a father's love?

Does it exist.

My own take on this is in line with that Ali, with tis proviso by a friend.
Yes, true love exists, but it's not nearly as common as people like to think it is. Love doesn't always equal compatibility, nor does it mean that people are meant to stay together for a lifetime. I believe people can have more than one true love in their lifetime.smitten

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So sorry you got dumped. and it was very courgeous showing the actual picturesgrin

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Errrr is that for tue love or against it????confused

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I thought that's where you gave up hopelaugh laugh

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Yeh I've been amazed how many of them like a bit of spice toocheering

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I might disagree with your answer but, well formulated. I think our brains , heart need the concept to help humans to commit to each other and produce children
smitten

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How many times must I tell you I'm a lesbian nowlaugh laugh laugh tongue

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Sorry to hear that Galsad flower

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So what is your answer, haven't got a clue is fine for you Galgrin

Does it exist.

Does true love really exist, in your experience, or is it a myth,

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RE: Thoughts For The Day

As Lauren Bacal said , just purse your lips and blowlaugh laugh laugh laugh

RE: Herd question

Spoken like a real poo pantslaugh laugh laugh laugh

RE: Herd question

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

We shall remember them

I thought I'd say something about the Irish Empire, but there isn't onelaugh laugh

RE: Happy Veterans Day to those who’ve served

Have you read the vets post on CS, you're about six hours too late againlaugh laugh laugh

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