RE: FEAR

writing

Keep an eye out for the postman.

RE: FEAR

He had his chance and he blew it. scold

RE: FEAR

Where do I send my application to, Selenite? smile

RE: FEAR

If only I had a pound (£) for every head my bottom has turned, Roger. sigh

RE: FEAR

So you have a telescope, do you, Lee? uh oh

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

We've already done that gag, Lee. roll eyes

I was thinking:

LeeCharming:

LC:

Elcee:

Elsie. idea

From now on, you can be my Elsie. smile

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

That proves the benefits of practicing, I guess. smile

RE: FEAR

Don't pretend you didn't like it, Lee. wink

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

What reason do you have to think that young women would find you any less of a moron than the older women seem to?

I admire your optimism, but I fear it is misplaced.

Thanks for your email, btw, but no, I don't really want any photos of your nob.

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

He's a dreamboat. heart wings

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

It could be worse, Lee, they could be being told what to think by idiots like you. Although they would have to be pretty stupid to listen. smile

Love you, Lee. lips wave

RE: To get your day off to a good start

What about your stomach? uh oh

RE: To get your day off to a good start

I have a regular morning routine from Monday to Friday: Get up at 5:00 am., have a cup of tea and a slice of toast, then brush my teeth, Make a sandwich to take to work, and go out of the door at 6:00 am. feeling utterly miserable. sigh

RE: I was once told all women are psychos

And what did you ever do that deserves respect, I wonder. confused

At least you get the contempt you deserve. smile

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

Yes, Lee. roll eyes

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Yes, I remember doing that shoot, Kay, but I notice they've airbrushed something out; I'm afraid I breached the cream on that occasion. blushing

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Well at least nothing of any value will be lost in the explosion.

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Perhaps you would like to order me to do something unorthodox with the whipped cream. I would probably do it, regardless of what it was. smile

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Even better, I have a taste for strictness. grin

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

And looking forward to our whipped cream. :insert big spoon emoji here: pointing

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Tell me about it, Kay, I'm a martyr to mine. sigh

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

No worries, I think you might just have the edge on me.

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Are you kidding? I was born to be a Hellion!

Gimme the boots, I'll show you if I'm up to it. joy cartwheel

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

Can I join; can I , can I? cheering shimmy

RE: Why do old and previously banned members …keep returning to CS?

It beats me, Lee. dunno

RE: Which would you… prefer to date?

Okay. I prefer to date women with grandchildren under 18.

RE: Which would you… prefer to date?

How can anyone attack you for no reason? The fact that you are you is ample reason for attacking you, even were there no other reason available.

RE: Which would you… prefer to date?

And out of the blue, came that. dunno confused

RE: Which would you… prefer to date?

About what? confused

RE: Which would you… prefer to date?

I suspect you only said that to offend non-fertile women. I suppose that's a step in the right direction from offending all women. dunno

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