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Who is a pharmacist

Who is a pharmacist

One day, Akpos was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?Only Akpos raised up his hand.TEACHER: Is it only Akpos who's in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Akpos.TEACHER: Ok Akpos, answer the question. But before you do, take this cane and beat everybody in the class with it.Akpos, filled with happiness, did as his teacher said and beat all his classmates with the cane in his hands.TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Akpos. Tell these dumb students who a pharmacist is.AKPOS: A pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.The teacher fainted!

Have you notice?

Have you notice that people with good heart are always unlucky when it comes to relationship?

Can you forgive

Can you forgive your ex and continue the relationship from where you stop before.?

Is it wrong

Is there anything wrong with stealing a good woman from a Careless Ungrateful man?

Drinking ENERGY DRINK

After drinking fearless energy drink
I went to fight and that idiot nearly killed me

That drink is fake.

As a WIFE

As a good wife/GF , do you always return the money you find in your hubby's/BF'S pocket while washing his clothes?

Bad Husband

One day, a woman fried an egg for her husband:
HUSBAND: I wanted it boiled!
WIFE: I'm sorry honey.The next day, she boils an egg;
HUSBAND: Oh no! I wanted it fried!
WIFE: Sorry honey.The next day she boils one and fries one;
HUSBAND: You should have boiled this one and fried the other one.

Good for nothing

FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.
SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.
FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!

What color car

I was asked to choose between my girlfriend and 8 million USD
Am confused
I dont know which car to buy...

Slaop

You slap her..She slap you back,
Bro marry her..she's the only one that can discipline a mad man like you.
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THINKED

A boy went for an exam and was asked the past tense of think. He wrote thinked. When he came out of the hall, the following conversation ensued...

FRIEND: How was the exam?

BOY: It was easy, I was asked the past tense of 'think'.

FRIEND: And what did you write?

BOY: After so many trials, I thought and thought and thought and I wrote 'thinked'.

Birthday party

I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting at the front.Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn't get to me.I was so furious that I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing fried turkey.When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands... but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl... Guess what was in the bowl?Toothpicks. #NONSENSE!!!!

Women nowadays

Most girls dont cry after Breakup these days...They behave like cashiers in the Bank

Next customer please

Short people

You are short and you are complaining that people look down on you

Now tell me..If they look up will they see you?

Not romantic

My girl is not Romantic at all
I switch off the lights lastnight and put on candles
She asked me if i want to use her for Rituals.

selling goat

I think my girl friend is selling Goat secretly..I answered her phone just now...And one man ask her..Is that goat still there?

Heart breaks

If he breaks your heart
Dont come online to disturb us with quotes????
When you were eating pizza and KFC
Did You call us?

Terms and conditions

You dont even have a boyfriend....And you are already looking for a Husband..How? Do you want to skip terms and conditions?

Accept the ring

in this case all three of them

Accept the ring

good point but better to give him the wrong impression than embarrassing him don't you think?

Accept the ring

Just accept the Ring and return it later, please don't embarrass someone's son in public.

Both sides of the story

Next time i take a lady out...i will invite her Ex..i want to hear both side of the story..U ladies lie 2 much...when you see food.

How many of you

haha welcome to the club

How many of you

How many of you here can beat ur chest and say "I'm not cheating on my partner" as for me i have chest problems so I cant...

Dangerous Fact

Dangerous fact: a woman can stay with you , while she already dumped you in her mind many months ago.

The Zoo

Why would they put fence around a zoo?? ....
I mean who would really steal a Lion.?

How do women do it

A lady can leave home with 2k but come back with a Bucket of KFC chicken and a sum of 100k.
Sisters, which God are u serving?

The Relationship

The Relationship you are in now, Did you steal it or it's rightfully yours?

CORONA IS LIKE

Corona virus symptoms are basically the same feelings men get when wifey is checking their phone!! Difficulty in breathing , sweating profusely, weakness, headache, stomach ache and when she ask who is queen ????? Dry cough will start.