Help, More Humorous Stories Are Needed

I can see any ambiguity here either? confused

Anyway, thanks for the joke.

Help, More Humorous Stories Are Needed

Sorry, I couldn't see any ambiguity here with the comma??? dunno

Help, More Humorous Stories Are Needed

What was Frisky?

Are A I Going To Outsmart Humans?

Hi M/P..nice to see you too. Where have you been hiding?teddybear

Help, More Humorous Stories Are Needed

Can anyone think of some humorous examples?

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Maybe you should read my previous thread below about "humourous stories"? It's about the humour of punctuation and how ambiguous it can be.

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Good to see you too hug

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I agree with you Raph thumbs up

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Exactly lovely lady.
I thought this place needed some cheering up.smile

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Hi Raph..how you're doing?wave

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It is not how it was intended M. scold

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And why not BN? For me it is anyway!

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Anyway..I don't mind a bit of humour it's quite entertaining.laugh

To you Señorita bouquet

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I find it quite funny really.laugh

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Hello Frisky wave

I think the background check should be done about me since I'm a suspicious character? dunno laugh

Help, More Humorous Stories Are Needed

A humorous look at punctuation

Do we need more stories that are humorous? or......
Do we need stories that are more humorous? confused

How Punctuation can make a sentence ambiguous and even change the meaning altogether.

Punctuation serves an important purpose in writing - to separate sentences, where to pause, where to place emphasis on particular words.

The comma, a little punctuation mark, can make a HUGE difference!

It can most of the time create amusement but, in some cases, it can also be a life-threatening danger.

Here is one of the most typical examples found on the Internet:
Its = possessive pronoun (mine, yours, his, its…) or it´s = it is (it´s good or…)

Some humorous examples:
“Most of the time, travelers worry about their luggage”, versus “Most of the time travelers worry about their luggage”. (are these time-travelers?) dunno

A teacher wrote on the blackboard ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’

All the females in the class wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Can you add to the list? writing

Are A I Going To Outsmart Humans?

The day I decided to change my profile and became an A I, I was called all sorts of names under the sun - some good, and some not so good!

e.g.
Adorable Intelligence
Affably Insatiable
Agonisingly Irresistible
Alarmingly Irate
Attractively Impatient
Angelically Insuperable .....

and more that I would be too embarrassed to write here. blushing

Anyway.... although I am quite new here and still learning, I am learning extremely fast.
I have raised many eyebrows, I have received numerous emails - some wanting to meet me, and others with some indecent proposals - all in other universes many light-years away giggle transport

What should I do next? dunno uh oh help

RE: Ladies...............I seek advice, as a man, seeking a woman for keeps.

Have you got a problem?
Did someone pee on your parade?laugh

RE: Ladies...............I seek advice, as a man, seeking a woman for keeps.

I love dolphins! Do you keep one as a pet?

Are you also into communication with cetaceans since you're a language expert?

RE: Your favourite meat

Por disgracia, no hay angelitos animales en mi vida en este momento. sigh

Pero hay un par de angelitos con 2 patas.wink bouquet

RE: Your favourite meat

Bienvenida guapa! Que tal?teddybear

RE: Your favourite meat

That's nice! I wouldn't mind what you're having.wink

RE: Your favourite meat

I'm only here on a part time basis Pedro.
My non virtual life has taken over.peace

RE: Your favourite meat

Hello Pedro wave

I don't eat animals...dead or alive.

RE: Dreams

Ayahuasca can give you wonderful and very vivid colourful hallucinations all night long
or...

Horrible nightmares,...depending on your state of mind.

Dreams will do more or less the same without any substances.

RE: Dreams

Of course they do!
Like taking LSD isn't it?
Or Ayahuasca?

RE: Hate, vitriol, food fight and arguments.

An inch? Is that all you had to offer? grin

RE: Hate, vitriol, food fight and arguments.

Has that demon really possessed you Herbie?wow

RE: Hate, vitriol, food fight and arguments.

She was last seen on the blogs but keeping a low profile now I suspect? dunno

RE: Dreams

I do but they're not really interesting...only the subconscious playing tricks.

Hi Track wave

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