Leibherr580 Forum Posts (31)

RE: Is there anything wrong with a friend with benefits relationship?

Nothing at all . Until it go's green and drops off

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Woman go's into hospital for a pee flap reduction job. Next day a Nurse go's into her ward. And say's welcome back to the real world Mary. You have had your op all went well. You got 3 lovely cards and 3 lovely bunches of flowers. Mary ask who are the 1st lot from. Nurse says there from your husband wishing you well and can't wait to take you back home. Then she ask who are the 2nd lot from. Nurse says there from the Dr who performed your op wishing you a speedy recovery. Then she asks who are the 3rd lot from. And the Nurse says ha. There from Patrick down in the burns unit. Thanking you for his new ears

RE: Yet Another Varient!

Get over it . As long as you still wake up mornings . And breath gods fresh air . LIFE GO'S ON

RE: What's the most useless talent you have? ...

being able to log on here

RE: What makes you laugh? .

Connecting singles

Why can't people just get on with each other on here

There seems to be a mini war of word game going on this site. Between certain users . Yes say state your point . But be ready for the backlash . If you can't take it . Don't give it . You get more satisfaction if you don't respond to a vile comment . Because they have no more fuel to throw on the fire. Be the bigger person and RISE ABOVE IT

RE: " Love Is "

LOVE IS BLIND

RE: What's the cure for worrying...?

Man up will ya . worrying's for wimps . you should get up every day . and take that day in your stride make a negative situation into a positive one

RE: I hope I'm doing good

THINKING ABOUT IT . IF HE DOSE THAT AND WEARS THEM BACK TO FRONT THAT'S FOUR WEEKS 100% REDUCTION

RE: I hope I'm doing good

TRY ONE MONTH BY THEN. WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF . THEY WILL WALK ON THERE ON TO THE WASHING MACHINE

RE: learn German language

NEIN

RE: EU sentenced Belgium to pay €13000 to illegal refugee !!

if this was still the common market . that would never have happened in a million years . but the BIG EU won the day . and now if your doing anything and you want it done right. do it the wrong way and by EU standards you will be right THANK GOD WERE GONE

RE: UK and Brexit

well think again lol

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

because she's the local bike . and every blokes riding it .

RE: Plans ?

If I've learnt one thing in life . it's never ever make plans for anything . go with what ever makes you happy . you will make some positive choices . you will make some negative choices . but if you have not planed it . it's less of a disappointment . and with some quick thinking you can always turn a negative to a positive .

RE: Liberty and my rights...to die?

Get you stood on your soap box lol . and what should you do when finished with said face mask dispose of it correctly . only today while walking the dog . i passed five just slung on the floor . were not going to get rid of this for years

RE: Is physical punishment good for children?

one good beating . is normally enough to stop you wanting another one

RE: If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age

that's all well and good so long as your not the one down stream . trying to get clean and there's a massive turd coming your way

RE: Bad Luck

hang on a minute your 25 years old been here a long time . lol . you would not know what bad luck is if it run you over in the street

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

German trucker in a English pub . starts shouting about how lazy the Brits are and how they know nothing about hard work then he says I left Germany two weeks ago and I'm still here waiting for a load back home . then a old boy sat at a table next to him said . you know what lad I use to leave England for Germany at eight in the morning and be back home by twelve . the German what were you driving . old boy A LANCASTER

RE: Ladies of CS?

And when he dose get her up the duff . and the wheels fall off the relationship and she starts shouting maintenance money. WILL HE SAY YOU TRAPPED ME

RE: Grudges

as a rule i don't old a grudge against anyone
but i do how ever wait for the day i can pay them back

RE: I am only interested in talking to real people.

THEN GO TO A REAL DATING SITE .

RE: We are all special.

YEP were all special all right . through no fault of our own were EXTRA SPECIAL . cos if your on this dating site it means your sad and lonely. and craving a conversation with that one person who just may have a genuine interest in your profile . I only come here now for a LAUGH and to do as all the rest do . WAFFLE CRAP

RE: We are a very patriotic country.

Can I just put you right there a moment fella . We live in Great free hand outs Britain. and those who have made it by hook or by crook to this country . now bleed us dry or steal anything that's not screwed down

RE: ''Friends with benefits''

THINK you would have more friends at the S. T. I . CLINIC

RE: A man and his dog

nothing wrong in owning a DOG . look at it from another angle . you drive into town park up . leave the wife and the dog there for four hours . now who do you think is going to be really pleased to see you when you get back ::dancing_dog:

RE: What do you say to a dying person?

life and death share the same street FACT. GET OVER IT . I lost my mum and my wife last year . you just got to deal with it in your own time in your own way

RE: My sister wants your feedback

simple cut out the dead wood (the father who is clearly in denial ) and get the child the help he needs

RE: Where is Paradise

under the duvet fast asleep and not giving a toss about the world outside