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RE: what made you choose your profile name?

Que sera sera - Whatever will be will be

Seemed about right for a dating site roll eyes

When should you report someone on CS and how?

I blocked but hadn't deleted so have just reported him.

I'll let you know if I hear anything conversing

When should you report someone on CS and how?

Thank you I Did try and find how to report it yesterday but couldn't find it.

I have reported it

handshake

When should you report someone on CS and how?

Yesterday a guy spoke to me on IM,
There was no pic but then his web cam came on
I exchanged “Hi”, “how are you” and I told him he was too young for me (he was 33)
I was typing "Thanks but no thanks" (looking at the key board) When I looked up to click send he was pleasuring himself! mumbling
I immediately blocked him.

Should I have blocked him as soon as web cam was turned on? doh

Should I report him? If so how?

RE: I'm Back

wave

Good luck

Looks like I'm back...

Nothing much changed there then

they'll be back the bad uns always are grin

Looks like I'm back...

Who me?? uh oh

Looks like I'm back...

Que sera sera

I bounce don't break

very happy

Looks like I'm back...

Thank you for replying was begining to think I was invisable!!

wave wave wave


Hi Graham nice to see a you,

had year off for good behaviour angel

how are you doing? hug

Looks like I'm back...

Thank you all for making me feel so welcome crying

RE: NON-Posters, in the Woodwork,COME OUT!

Hi

I did come out of the woodwoork a few hours ago and but no-one replied crying

So I've gone back in hole

Looks like I'm back...

Hi All wave

Looks like I'm back in the CS mad house nice to see your all still having fun

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RE: My Poem

Mair is evil
Mair is mad
Men should run
cause Mair is BAD


rolling on the floor laughing tongue

Hi! from Wales

Hi wave

Hi! from Wales

Hi
Couldn't visit Scotland it hasn't got a forum nor has Walescrying

Hi! from Wales

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Hi! from Wales

Vikings? what vikings I aint blond never have been dunno

Hi! from Wales

Why? Are you smoking?batting

Hi! from Wales

yay

Hi! from Wales

Do you want to dance?dancing dancing dancing

Hi! from Wales

Shall I switch it off again? blushing

Hi! from Wales

lightbulb Is that any help? grin


Are the Irish forums slow the uk one is.
I usually use the International forum

Hi! from Wales

just visiting perhaps you can show me around and introduce meconversing

Hi! from Wales

Just popped over from Wales to say shw mae (hello) to my fellow Celts
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RE: Not as much new as improved!

Hi wave

RE: Hello friends .

Hi wave

Embarrassing moments

A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the Most embarrassing moment in listener's lives. The final four were:


4th Place

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself, right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willie last night.' After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.


3rd Place

It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family parents, grand parents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties.


2nd Place

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally Got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'Price check for Tampax supersize.'
But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' , and replied in a business like tone, his
voice booming over the same public address system: 'Do you want the kind
you push in with your thumb or the kind one you belt in with a hammer.


1st Place .
And the winner is . . ..

This happened at a major Australian University , during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, yes, that's correct adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without another word, walked out of the class. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat'.


jaw drop grin

RE: when laying in my bath

Kissin' not boppin' how could you be so mean to little field mice?

dunno

RE: when laying in my bath

Just for you Crosstown

Sesame Street

Silly Squirrel Dance
Got a brand new dance that I'm nuts about
(A new dance that she's nuts about)
Well, first you suck your cheeks in
Then ya puff 'em out
(Suck in your cheeks; then ya puff 'em out)

Raise one hand, then the other
Like you're climbin' a tree
Yeah, pretend that you're a squirrel
It's the thing to be!
Come on and take a chance
And do a Silly Squirrel Dance with me!
(Squirrel Dance with me!)

Now give your tail a shake
And then you shout "Yahoo!"
(Shake it, baby, and shout "Yahoo!")
Hey, if you don't have a tail
Then your leg will do
(Don't need a tail, your leg will do!)

Now hop on one foot
Then collapse on the floor
Come on, everybody, whatcha waitin' for?
It's time to take a chance
And do a Silly Squirrel Dance with me!
(Squirrel Dance with me!)

While you're lyin' on your back
Start to rub your tummy
This dance'll make you happy
When you're feelin' crummy

Stick your thumbs in your ears
And wiggle your fingers and shout:
"The Squirrelles are our favorite singers!"

Thank you!

Now our dance is nearly done
There's not much left to do
(There's really not much left to do)
Except to get back on your feet
And take a bow or two!
(Back on your feet and take a bow or two!)

We had such a good time
We don't wanna stop!
So, once again, let's rub and puff
And climb and hop!
Come on and take a chance
And do a Silly Squirrel Dance with me!
(Take a chance and do a Silly Squirrel Dance!)

Come on and take a chance
And do a Silly Squirrel Dance with me!
(Squirrel Dance with me!)

Take a chance
(And do a Silly Squirrel Dance!)
Come on and take a chance
(And do a Silly Squirrel Dance!)
Come on and take a chance
(And do a Silly Squirrel Dance!)

(repeat and fade)

banana

RE: Hi to everyoneeeeee!

Hi wave

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