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RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

ha ha- Jimbhoy has always let us know that he's anything BUT a nice guy!!!

I think the OP was a bit in jest- aren't we all looking for someone gorgeous? not that we'll necesarily find them, but we can all live in hope. Can't say I've noticed the women here that have a high opinion of themselves??

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but thanks for that !

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

god- i hope i can be there- don't care if i'm working, being buried, getting married the next day, i'd still hope to be there- sounds like my kind of drunken, debauched, fun with the girls prayer meeting!!

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

if you're not there you can't poke/ be poked!!

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

i could probably get my hands on a stun gun if that would help

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

ahh now don't start that!! who said you're not handsome!!

RE: Hey Teacher

isaw it behind the bike shed during your chemistry practical exam last week

RE: Hey Teacher

Miss is tired of you all and will let you take it out on each other!
as long as you each have you reports on ' why you are all 16 and single' on my desk by 4pm, there will be detention for all. I think you all know why there has been no matchmaking- GM you obviously fancy that brunette from row 2- you have been pulling her hair all morning.
bluebelle- don;t try to tell me you haven't a thing for trapr- no-one spills their capri sun on someones homework book three times for no reason

elise- johnny smith is not the kind of boy your parents would approve of, so i expect you will move heaven and earth to make hime like you

miss is going to the common room for a triple espresso and , hopefully a quick grope of Mt Saunders from the physics dept!!
class will resume later!!!

RE: Hey Teacher

oh i'm glad i went to an all girls school( supposedly for 'young ladies'!- money well spent- not!)

RE: Hey Teacher

i think a few of you will be taking the walk of shame to the principals office today- but one at a time- don;t think i don'[t know what you get up to when you go in pairs

RE: Hey Teacher

take GM int the study and give him a thorough seeing to lecture on the finer points of the female body- all fine in my view!

RE: Hey Teacher

it think you could help me talk them through it!!

RE: Hey Teacher

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
i've often seen her little lamb
but i've never seen her bare!


Mary had a little lamb
it wasn't hard to find
'cause everywhere that mary went
you'ld see her bare behind!!

see children, Miss was young once too!!

now get back to your Irish tenses and no more telling tales or mesing or it'll be double 'peig' for you all!!

RE: Hey Teacher

practice makes, well a lot better anyway you afre excuse from the rest of the class to go ..erm practice and come back and tell me all about it, gory details pleasegive the class a tutorial on what you learned

RE: Hey Teacher

I need to get a picture book. For research.



I have a video for all those not in detention by third period!!

RE: Hey Teacher

ooh- lucky you!! is it practical or theory!!

RE: Hey Teacher

Wexlady...........taunting classmates will not be tolerated. you will do the same essay, but on 'the male body'. Try not to enjoy it too much

RE: Hey Teacher

somthing tells me you didn't do your biology homework GM- don't tell me, the dog ate it turn to page 237 of 'anatomy and physiology' and write me a 2000 word essay on 'the female body'!

RE: Hey Teacher

beats me what do you know anything about?

RE: Hey Teacher

Excuse me?? who's in charge here?? I didn't see your hand up, and who taught you to say 'Hey teacher'??? see me after class

RE: Did the Cork meet go ahead?

yeah- another of our 'toddler group'- another of my friends from there killed a few months ago- terible times We may not ( all )be full of love and romance, but we're still doing okay

RE: Did the Cork meet go ahead?

I was down in 'K' recently- sadly a frennd of mine lost her husband- 5 wee kids

RE: Did the Cork meet go ahead?

yeah- me too, but i was working- next time we can go together

RE: Did the Cork meet go ahead?

oooh! don't ask- only minx and here daughters showed up

RE: reuse, refuse, recycle

makes sense to me

RE: Are you vocal in your appreciation ??

i bet you're one of those with the EEH! EEH! noises Jim!!

RE: Are you vocal in your appreciation ??

sounds like the world's worst chat up line!!

RE: Are you vocal in your appreciation ??

I prefer the points boards- like the olympics

difficulty 5.6
style 5.2
creativity 6.0
flexibility 5.2

other catagories are partner dependent

RE: Where is everyone???

paull99 said.....Ms Jampet? how come I only learn to set fire to and then assault my class mates while in school? Wouldn't I be better off at home?
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shhhhhh ::school insurance

night LM

RE: Where is everyone???

'night MrW