RE: Men

Where are you? I'm getting cold.

RE: Men

Always check the label before you put a fragrance in a man's body, ali. That's very important. scold

RE: The memorable one

Lee, you're forgetting that everybody here knows you. You should save this story for strangers, who don't know about your vivid imagination. roll eyes

RE: Can a fly,,,

At the moment, unfortunately yes. It's making the face masks small enough that's proving difficult.

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

There are an awful lot of words on the street where you come from, Dedo.

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

Lee is in recovery at the moment, he got into something above his head last night that's left him in a rather weak state. I don't think he'll be fit to receive "special treatment" for a while yet. sigh

RE: FAKE

I admire your self control; I can never resist.

Quite so, but I don't think he poses much danger to the public.

RE: FAKE

So it really is that small? wow

I heard it was at its bare maximum. drinking

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

You're too sharp for me, Tom. sigh

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

Love you, too, darlin. smile lips

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

Is it a nut case? hmmm

RE: Nigel Farage returns...with reform party

The standards of decency. professor

RE: Nigel Farage returns...with reform party

No, he's a slightly more civilized version of Trump. But, no doubt, just as dishonest and morally bankrupt. And more intelligent, but how could he not be?

RE: Nigel Farage returns...with reform party

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RE: What would you do if you found the person above you in your bed?

I'd tell you to get out and put the person above you in.

RE: What will happen if joe Biden becomes president?

Says the man whose train of thought lives in the same shed as Thomas the Tank Engine.

RE: Crispy bacon for breakfast

Probably more the Rentokil man. hmmm

RE: Crispy bacon for breakfast

My true colours have always been on display. I expect to be going out very soon, so I'm working my way through my hit list, while I can. But fear not, I won't neglect you while I'm here. devil

RE: Crispy bacon for breakfast

Offer him your face, instead. idea He'll never know the difference. smile

Who looks more like a toad?

Farage has a clear lead, and is already claiming victory, but Icke is making allegations of voter fraud. Mr. Toad maintains a dignified silence, and when pressed for a comment, would only say, "may the best toad win".

frog

RE: We shall remember.

I'm not from adam. dunno


I don't have a view on Remembrace day, or any "approach" to it, so I fail to see how I can be cowardly in connection with it. Your using of Remembrance day for the purpose of making you appear to be a decent human being, when you are not, is hardly a respectful "approach" to it.


If the people in the South want to do something for me, they need do no more than stay in the south. drinking

RE: We shall remember.

Well at least we don't eat poppies up here. snooty

RE: We shall remember.

Yes, I remember feeling the same way about corn flakes. I switched to toast; I never thought about poppies. hmmm

RE: We shall remember.

Is it poppies for breakfast today, Tom? drinking

Was the Pied Piper a good leader?

To be fair to Galrads, he hasn't actually consented.

Was the Pied Piper a good leader?

Just giving Galrads a hand. smile

RE: What endurance sports would like to participate if given a chance?

Buttock wrestling, which is a similar principle to arm wrestling, is, I hear, becoming very popular. I'm not sure I would want to participate, but they do say it is a very entertaining spectacle. I think it may count as an endurance sport because of the incredible length of time some of the bouts last.

Who looks more like a toad?

Farage and Icke are only toxic to other human beings. I do not know if they are edible to dogs; perhaps someone should conduct an experiment.

RE: Have we enough time spent on Earth?

As much as that? sad

I was hoping there would be less than that. moping

RE: Have we enough time spent on Earth?

Your name isn't Trump, is it? uh oh

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