By then all the oil will be gone We will still be in war with some country Everything will be flooded And all the human population will have some sort of skin disease
So by then we'll be saying BRING IT ON So i say crack open a beer and say CHEERS and wait for whatever is suppose to happen ina lawn chair naked listening to oldies music WOOOOOOOO
beause i just see the good in people i dont see bad so really......... ill add anyone to the list unless it says like hey im a terrorist wanting to kill everyone then ill have some doubts about that person
This list is compiled of all the nice honest guys and girls. I will start out with adding myself as the first on the list. If you want to be on just message the thread. This will weed out all the fakies and jokes
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Hey! Aren't you the guy from the village people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 MPH to keep up with me! Good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. No donut for you!
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Hey! Didn't I see you on 'Cops'?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they cannot get a job at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary, dammit!
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around. That's how far behind them I am!
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of heroin, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
hey everyone im new to this stuff. Im a pretty cool kat and lookin for a pretty cool lady well hope to see some buddies the next time im on Until then........CHEERS
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RE: Good Guy and Good Lady Lists
heyheyheywhats up thought id check out your good guy list
i woujld lvoe to make it on there
i meet all the criteria