It seems you escaped at the right time.. Reminds of a story I heard when living in Cork..
Jimmy was on his way home from the pub one night when he stopped to relieve himself behind a bush on a quite country road, along comes Dolly the friendly ewe, as he was a bit of a curious sort of fella and feeling a bit frisky, he grabbed hold of her and tried to have relations, a passing Garda car spotted him and he was rightly arrested and brought to the station.. After a few hours in the cells the cops charged him and let him go..
He got home changed and hurried out to work before the missus was able to question him about his late night, he worked all day and was looking forward to a big slap up dinner when he got in..
So he gets home washes the hands and takes his seat at the dinner table then calls out to Mary to bring the dinner out to him, Mary comes in with a big plate of grass, seeing this Jimmy ask's Mary "What the heck is this?" to which Mary replies "If it's good enough for you're fancy woman, then it's good enough for you!"
Class Bod, I'm a man that would eat anything meself, don't know if I could on the boat though.. A bit of pizza has saved the day many's a time for sure..
That's what's wrong with the world today, people need embrace the pizza as a vehicle, like a great big calzone filled with sausage egg bacon and tomato, a bit like an all day breakfast of champions..
He said he can't remember as he was drunk, but the police are outside the local pizza parlour and there's a balaclava on his floor.. I'm guessing he may make the best of it anyway, near lunchtime now..
RE: What is more attractive to women?
Bless Chuck the Buck..