MrBoDanglesMrBoDangles Forum Posts (270)

RE: Rising cases

I'm not a miracle maker bro. You'll be given what you're given.


pssss. It wasn't a skunk BTW, that was Dr Jill of all trades giving sleepy Joe a buoy as opposed to his usual grifter snifter gal. It's true mate, he whispered it in my ears. Could have been Chinese whispers but in Kamal Toe we trust. You're either with us or against us.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Rising cases

"Rising cases"????

Pheeeew, looks like we dodged a bullet at the O.K. Corral my brethren, sisters and the 1000's of other's that identify as/was....will be.

I wonder what the actual stats are regarding the death rate who contracted the Chyna flue and who lives to tell the tale as opposed to the 0.1% that actually died from drinking Corona?

beer

RE: Is the whole world going insane?

NEW XI LAND

In Xi we trust uh oh

RE: Is the whole world going insane?

I think it's more about MSM and to a certain extent lack of MSM. Whether you watch Fox or CMN. The media is very accessible these days. The information technology these days are going ballistic

For example: I'd consider myself as a centre right kind of minion but if I turn on the tv.........I'm bombarded with absolute nonsense and reality tv which is anything but reality

Prefer the radio these days. Regardless whether it's the radio or tv........I amongst others wont bow down to the UN or agenda benda 30.

I wish I could say that it wouldn't happen in my life time but the sad fact is that the 2030 agenda is just around the corner. Whether the free world liked Trump or not is yesterdays news......the hard reality now is that Biden is the leader as opposed to Xi

Biden doesn't speak for me or most ANZAC patriots.

RE: Happy Birthday America

Paul Hardcastle's song "the average age for Gary Glitter" was a classic

14..13...12...11...10 etc

God Bless America

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RE: Happy Birthday America

Next thing you'll hear is they'll take Manhattan in their wake whilst drinking a cuppa cha on the way to Berlin.

God damn it, think of the children......is there no sacrilege????



HOW DARE YOU

RE: High-Maintenance People

I wouldn't consider myself High-Maintenance or anything but I prefer the term 'they or them". Even though I've got a set of balls, I pretend otherwise.

Lawwwwd have mercy on those that think otherwise, other than that, nah....I'm not high Maintenance at all.

I prefer cherry blossum lipstick compared to ruby Tuesday wrapped around my bellend but that's just me, I guess


rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Happy Birthday America

God bless imaginary girlfriends from Croatia to. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Happy Birthday America

Yeah but nah champ.....so in other words......have you ever heard of Franco?

Nah, you're not only a liar, you're a dik brother

Poor wee pom pretending to be El Spano.

Eres una perdedora

RE: English women Vs Irish women

In all honesty, English Ladies. My heritage is of Irish stock but having travelled to both Ireland and England.....Ireland didn't live up to my expectations.

It's a fallacy that "Everyone loves the Oirish"

An English rose any day of the week gingerbread

RE: I'm Thinking #2

To be fair, I'm not thinking at all

Call me ol' fashioned but isn't thinking like yester years woke-stars on a tandem unicyle?

My nut gets a bit crunched just thinking about it.

Just thinking out loud......as you were. angel

RE: French women Vs Italian women

I would be the last to know of such things but legend has it that French woman don't bath and Itilian women have hairy armpits.

To be fair though, I've never met a smelly hairy Fresco.

Just my observations

psss, come to think about it, I've never met a smelly NuN either but the burqa is repugnant and hides the smell whilst hidden amongst angels......still pretty rank though

cheers

RE: KEEP ONE REMOVE ONE

KEEP ONE REMOVE ONE.

Wow, how is it possible?

Is that similar to virginity?

Is that almost yet not quite? The mystery unfolds yet doesn't in other words? The plot thickens yet doesn't?

Zero degrees yet minus degrees according to fahrenheit vs celsius?

She's a bloody mystery, it's almost like when the add lady says "but wait, there's more" I don't know about you guys but I'd rather keep mine intact as oppossed to removing one.

The Indians invented 0, impossible yet achievable

beer

RE: ladies

As a side note (pardon the pun), respect your neighbours because if you played crap gat in my neighbourhood.......well, respect is everything

scold

RE: ladies

I'm not having a go at you bro (Cowboy hat from way back)

I'm just saying my peace as NZ bans "free speech" and opinions from NZ Parliament.

You play great compromised guitar dude but you aint a natural. You're soul and heart is in the right place but without the "effects", it's cringy

Just saying bro

RE: Sculling

Backstroke is ol' school mate.

As a young fulla I mastered the art of dog paddling and progressed to breast stroking in my early youth. Unfortunately because of my breast stroking technique, I was banned.

I miss the good ol' days of breast stroking.

crying

RE: Sculling

Skulling? I'll drink to that cartwheel

RE: Good Boris

BTW Ali, your English skills and comprehension are going from leaps to bounds compared to about 3 or 5 yrs when you first posted. Well done mate.

Maybe it's me but your fascination regarding our first world law and order is touching to say the least.

Here's the kicker though, don't assume that we (New Zealand) appreciate your 3rd world customs least of all your 3rd world culture........sorry bro but your mangoes don't cut the mustard

teddybear

RE: Good Boris

What would I say? Not really sure but I reckon regardless whether Boris and his Misses is worthy of discussion concerning their kinderen is neither here nor there.

You've got a lubbly bunch of Mangoes Ali............how many wives do you have?

uh oh

RE: KEEP ONE REMOVE ONE

The Falls

Changing Season

Sheppard's pie

Cottage pie

Eye Spy

RE: KEEP ONE REMOVE ONE

Autumn fall

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Before race baiting made a difference

RE: Love / pick-up lines

Not lately, BTW your mum says Hi wow

RE: Love / pick-up lines

All that meat and only two veges?

banana

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

It's OK mate, I'm a Christian..............teddybear

BTW, obviousely goats are the no go zone but what are your thoughts regarding sheep?

Asking for a friend uh oh

RE: I'm Thinking #2

To be fair Merc and being the misogynistic, pale, stale male that I am. Seriousely, I'm not telling you how to do things but have you ever considered taking your boxing gloves off before you wipe on the long drop boxing

"the toilet paper beast will come out" Goodness gracious me. Not only have you bought carbon credits producing tree toilet paper from our coveted trees, you're producing methane gas whilst gas-lighting on the dunny.

Merc, I'm not angry.......I'm just a little disappointed, that's all.



scold

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Lord have mercy, for where art though Merc.

Just admit it my friend of Covid City aka Sydney. You were actually looking at Tracks #3025 post.

For goodness sake Merc, think of the children.......HOW DARE YOU

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RE: Rant of the day!!!

"Do you watch Home & Away"???? Is this a trick question?

I watch Shortland Street god damn it.

Kiwis coming to a home near you.......bit like Boochani without the durry and a boat

cheers

RE: Rant of the day!!!

Bloody hell, Don't call me Shirley aka surely/Shirley......

Anyways, Alfie Langer would be having kittens if he heard your comeuppance.

State of Origin is State of Origin, nothing more and nothing less. To be fair and honest Merc, no-one actually gives a crap regarding League.

It's all about the rugby laugh

RE: Rant of the day!!!

To be honest, I'm not a huge League fan but I remember you and Pat having a conversation regarding "State of Origin"

Call me old fashioned, call me whatever but surely the New South Welshman should be called Sue.

As for the Mexicans ie Victoria? You'd have to ask either Cheesny or Lee the Charmer but mark my words, Qld were a lot cohesive when "smell my finger" and Gawdan Bennet had a plan.



cheers

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