Are you looking or interested in ancestry?

Anyone interested in finding their Irish Ancestors?
Do you wonder if they may be looking for you?
There is information out there, but all genealogy sites charge fees, and no guarantee they will have any information.
Everyone asking questions anywhere online could help you or some one else.
I write this because so many people looking for their relatives.

Will.teddybear

RE: Whats your view on money?

What money? laugh

RE: Why are you on Connecting Singles?

Play Solitaire cheers

RE: Men, I need your advice

Put your dog on himrolling on the floor laughing

time wasting

Why are all women here time wasters?wow

RE: Between your legs .....

Beauty and the beastpeace

RE: How Do You Like Your Toast In The Morning?lol

i like mine covered in natural honey mmmmmm

RE: new profile pic.....keep it or bin it?

your best pic yet, lovely pic, beautiful woman.

men or women?

who is more likely to suggest meeting up first?

how many?

do you find its not the same as watching on your tv?

how many?

don't you think some of those sites come with spam?

how many?

how often would you watch a dvd? once a week, or more like once a month?

THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst !

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet ?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some !

10: Don't play with your meat !

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time !

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in ?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had !

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

6 degrees of blonde

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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun,
and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'

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SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'

Little Johnny's at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'


* * * * * * * * * * *


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

The Original Computer!!!!

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A cursor used profanity


A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.


You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

RE: WANTED - HANDSOME MEN SAT 27TH DUB MEET

what if your not handsome lolsad flower

RE: who's taken & who's still single

im taken at last lolyay

IN STALLING A HUSBAND

>
> IN STALLING A HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support ,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0 .
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as
> * Romance 9.5 and
> * Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such

> as
> * NBA 5.0,
> * NFL 3.0 and
> * Golf Clubs 4.1 .
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes

> the system.
>
> * Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Desperate.
>
>
>
> DEAR DESPERATE ,
>
> First, keep in mind,
> * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> * Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
> Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
> * If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
> 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
> * Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
> the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
> 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
> control of all your system resources.)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
> .
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
> recommend
> * Cooking 3.0 and
> * Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck Babe!
>
> Tech Support
>
>
>

are you having any problems with

e mails, im sending e mails, but i think their is a delay in getting them, i have beem messaged, but mine dont seem to be openining, when i check their unread, and i feel that the person thinks im rude not replying

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