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RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

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Respond?? To crap like this? :hi dear...

i had no reason to disturb your in-box with my message,but i just couldn't resist but write you a note after reading through your profile and seen your cute pics....i would really love to get to talk to you and know more about you and see what God has in-stock for us....bye for now,you take care and will be hoping to hear from you soon.
If, he had read through my profile, it is very very clear that I am only here for the forums and friendship and that I am in a very committed relationship. PICS? I have one, not plural....Obviously a scam, and not worth the time responding to even tell him to take a flying effing leap! Flipping idiot stick, and to think some people breath the very air that other's need

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Must be be because it's Monday morning...or...I am once again stuck in dumb, but I am just not getting this one. It's me, I know Therefor, not giving it any more thought, because I have limited amount of thought left and do not get a day off until after working 10 straight....and I do not have alot of valuable reasoning power left over to expend upon....you know...stuff

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sorry, at a loss...

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Thought this was good enough to share


The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

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