MetalGuru Forum Posts (8)

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Jul 22, 2008

RE: not posting on forums

Where's relaxin? kizzy is running riot as thread hog tonight

Somebody should give her some competition.

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Jul 22, 2008

RE: if you were a animal ,what would you be?

My first instinct was to say a rabbit..........but might need a bit more thought.

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Jul 22, 2008

I like the old fashioned approach.

Bash them over the head with your club. Drag them back to your cave by the hair.

Whats impressive about that you ask??

Its all to do with the size of your club and how hard you swing it!

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Jul 21, 2008

RE: what will you spend your tax returns on???

Depends how much I get back.

I haven't decided what lies I'm going to tell yet.

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Jul 21, 2008

RE: not posting on forums

Night

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Jul 21, 2008

RE: not posting on forums

Wow, you're right the entire forum is relaxin. This would never happen if Kizzy was here.

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Jul 9, 2008

RE: KIZZYS CONFESSIONAL...

forgive me Kizzy for I have sinned

The other night I visited a seedy gin joint and danced naked on the bar whilst having lustful thoughts about two wenches that were on the premises. One I belive was the landlady of the establishment.

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Jul 4, 2008

RE: Hey guys are you aware girls love flowers????

Yes, we know girls love flowers. We just don't know why. You know they'll be dead in a few days, won't you rather have plastic ones?

Experience however has taught me that "flowers are not an expense, they are an investment".

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This is a list of forum posts created by MetalGuru.

MetalGuru Forum Posts (8)

RE: not posting on forums

RE: if you were a animal ,what would you be?

RE: How do you

RE: what will you spend your tax returns on???

RE: not posting on forums

RE: not posting on forums

RE: KIZZYS CONFESSIONAL...

RE: Hey guys are you aware girls love flowers????

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