nash_node Forum Posts (19)

The Chinees Detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man.
So, he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report
any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:


MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.
SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE.
SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

RE: How do you make a person stop following you?

savagery is sometimes a bliss

RE: How do you make a person stop following you?

Down here (i mean ... way down here where I live) .. we handle such matter in a different way.

If a woman stalks a man.... we run like hell.

If a man stalks a woman... usually her cousins or brothers WHACK the day lights out of the stalker with a BIG STICK and ask "can you kindfuc_ingly stop stalking? "

So, the guy is usually left with a binary choice. Say "ai" and live or say "nah" and die !

Usually such matters are solved within a matter of minutes

RE: How do you make a person stop following you?

I just fell off my chair !

RE: 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

Second that !

After a stalking girl friend whom I barely got over... NOW .. I run like hell as soon as I get uncomfortable !

RE: How to have a scary finger.

You do realize what finger you are waving at me right?

anyways.

I adopted a very sickly and just on the verge of death "WILD CAT" and bought her up.(yup..it's illegal to bring up wild cats.. just don't tell anyone.. ) "SHE" gave birth to a litter of 3 more "meows" and now I got 4 fur balls romping around the house, destroying/ scratching EVERYTHING.... and eating me out of my house and home !

The only "order" I could get those little cyclones to follow is my FOOD WHISTLE... other than that.. I really do need think I out to send em to the Juvenile for some behavior corrections !

Got some pics if you all wanna see.. No gimmicks or tricks here. Just some pics uploaded to the Imageshack.

RE: How to have a scary finger.

You EVIL EVIL EVIL person !

RE: Any Writers out there

The Necklace

I can give you a comprehensive one for that.

I did the same for my high school.. if you still got the requirement, drop me a mail and I will dig through my old books and see if I can find it for you.

I am sure it's around somewhere buried deep under old forgotten books in the basement.

RE: Why Is It So Hard To Come From Behind

OH Man !

And I settled down for a good read !

damn !

RE: Do Bhuddists have life insurance ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

oh ! ... so is that what happened?

Anyway, life in colombo is as usual heavy with solid 10 inches rain everyday and baking sun in between.

The months of pure fun is coming up... with all the musical gigs and carnivals .. other than that.... life is as it is.. rolling on amidst of the constant death threat from BOMBS

RE: Do Bhuddists have life insurance ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

I simply don't get what's the difference of being a Buddhist and a Christian has to do with a life insurance ?

Buddhism should not be taken as a religion... it should be taken as a Philosophy and more than in one way "Science".

A Philosophy which connects the dots between how all things are interconnected to each other. I think it's the people who misinterpreted the whole thing here.

For example, there's a preaching called "Patichchchasamoopapadaya" (yeah... I know.. crazy long name) .. but in reality of laymen talk what the preaching teaches you HOW is that a baby spoil diaper hits' your face when it's thrown off a moving car

Mind my weird example.. but in reality (with much more deep and more solid reasoning) it teaches you in depth connections and workings of Physics. (some of which many people still don't understand... truth being told, that preaching has a section for Atomic energy and physics explanation on how to harness solar radiation for power)

and imagine that was all preached 2600 years ago


BUT, in general, Buddhism teaches you on how to find inner peace without relying on external GOD and mythical beliefs. It SHOWS you (note the word...not Teach or force you to believe or just SAY) .. it SHOWS you that there's no such thing called GOD, set Destiny blah blah of all what we Christians believe.

I am not an Buddhist, but I have avidly studied the science part of it during the past 10 years and I am finding something astonishing every day to keep me going.

RE: Should this woman marry a man who already had three serious heart attack?

is the guy rich ? first marriage and no kids before through legal or illegal means???

On a more serious thought, if she really loves him.. then it's their business and other "on-lookers" should mind their own damn business.

RE: My heart is sooo very sad ...

whoa. really sorry to hear about the loss.

Tragic .. simply !

RE: Hey...do you make your beds in the morning?

I do two times a day !

Once in the morning..

Once in the afternoon when I get home, cause during the day time.. my Four Cats take fancy messing up everything ! (the entire darn house for that matter)

RE: Can you give the philosophy of life in a sentence ?

I guess that's from the Richard Garner's life movie - In pursuit of happyness.

RE: Who do you think is the greatest living person?

Nelson Mandela

well, read his "long walk to freedom"

amazing man !

RE: How would you finish this sentence?

Believing in one woman and her love

sheeezzzz... I think Webster added my NAME to the meaning of REPENT after that !

RE: are you available ?

just for friendship

RE: to who i look like!!!

I am young...reckless and sometimes Utterly stupid as well !

Yeah yeah.. i know.. shallow, lame.. insulted my self... DROWN ME !

But, Heck.. all about being "under 30" I guess