I have bugs lying upside down in my tubs. Little X'S on their eye lids. I thought about leaving them there until my Ins. Agent comes over. Since I figure they're part of the house then they should have some coverage. Maybe I can settle for some $$$$$$$$$$. The settelment might be rather small but then,,,the bugs aren't real big either.
Just for thought,,,,,,,,do you think us guys should keep our places of abode xtra clean for future prospective visits from women or just be natural and let it all hang out ? I mean,don't women expect guys to be guys? I mean does it make any difference if a sock, shirt, book,towel or stuff common to Guy Caves are out of place long as the front yard is mowed ? Garage is spic-span? Toilet seat down and clean?Does it really matter that a hair or fur ball from a dog or cat is rolling around on the Vinyl in the kitchen? Comments welcomed from both males and females please.
I love to go on dates when a woman has a thing about her Puppy. Not that I'm adverse to a puppy. In fact, I think all women should have a sweet lil' puppy. I get xxcited when her puppy snaps at me. In fact her puppy is downright cute. So fuzzy and soft. I always love to kiss and pet her puppy.
I also love to take it walking around the house. The living room, Kitchen, kitchen table, sink,couch, bed and bathroom. I help her keep her puppy fed and happy. I even get in the shower with her puppy. Going to the movies in the ol' Blue Chevy is always fun because I get to play with her puppy in the backseat.
In respects to the lady, I always give her puppy a big kiss before I leave around 5;00 in the morning.
Cinderella's Plight Cinderella was fired from Disneyworld yesterday. She was found bouncing up and down on Pinocchio's nose screaming, " Lie M*&&^% f*&*& !!!! Lie to me...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I happened to discover an interesting thread today on CS so thought I'd write a poem concerning the word or term often used,"Baggage".
After all, as I have read somewhere,"Life is baggage". In my opinion without baggage all life ceases to exist. So it would seem to me that people who add that in their profiles, actually eliminate themselves from the mainstream of life. Referred to as," The process of self elimination ". I hope you will enjoy the following poem.
Baggage By Tom Diamond
I wish I had been born today, so's I could have new toys for play. No broken heart inside of me, no bills to pay and torture me. knowing headgames are the norm, might loose my head and just reform.
House to clean, food to buy, life's just baggage, live or die.
My guts too big, my eyes are blue. my pants' wrong color , if you dissapprove, go get screwed.
Three happy kids who run and play, I get re-born most everyday. A home that I can call my own, life's my baggage, my fart's my own.
I go along my merry way, greeting strangers along the way. Adding baggage each step I take. I shrug it off and take the day.
Diamond123 Forum Posts (460)
Hey Guys ,,Should We Clean Our Residence Up for A Date?
I have bugs lying upside down in my tubs. Little X'S on their eye lids. I thought about leaving them there until my Ins. Agent comes over. Since I figure they're part of the house then they should have some coverage. Maybe I can settle for some $$$$$$$$$$.The settelment might be rather small but then,,,the bugs aren't real big either.