New Blonde Joke

I'm blode too what a dumb joke,,,,,,,doh cheers

New Blonde Joke

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New Blonde Joke

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New Blonde Joke

Ok, new blonde joke:
A blonde was walking along when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it is directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open or that would have hit me right in the face !!"
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The Weight of Gold VS. Love

doh
Now why didn't I know that ? Must have love on my mind an Sugar in the mornin'..devil

The Weight of Gold VS. Love

How many Rainbows are there in Ireland.heart wings

The Weight of Gold VS. Love

Considering how heavy Gold is, could it ever outweigh true love ? Ever notice that the " G" in the word Gold is always capitalized where the " L" in love isn't unless that word is at the beginning of a sentence or Title ? I value love beyond Gold. Do you ?heart wings If not, why ?

Two Little old ladies

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I have two used vehicles parked in front of my home. To my dismay when I got up this morning and went outside, they were both empty. I must have done sumpin wrong since I had hoped to have a little sugar with my coffee..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Two Little old ladies

Used Car


It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

'We can't drive.'

'Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed. So we're just waiting.

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Enjoy,
Tom Diamond

RE: Great one read this people

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RE: White baby black sheep.

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RE: Poison Ivy Rash...Need A Cure...Please Help

lillylady, try Goldbond. Most Stores like Walmart has it. Epensive.head banger

RE: Upgrade gone wrong...

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The Alternative ? What Is it ?

I am amazed at the equality all women all over this earth have fought for and won. The fight has been hard but a good fight. Seems to me the harder they fight the tougher they become. That is good. This world would be much better for it if my species would just wake up a little more and pay attetion.professor
Tom Diamond

The Alternative ? What Is it ?

Thank you darlin'.
I am the type of man who walks erect and proud. I am self aware at all times to events and circumstances surrounding me. I am also aware of the profile I cut in life. To be any less demands disrespect as all people are judged by how they act,look, re-act and live by other individuals as they fulfill or don't, their expectations..
I am no simpering man.
I once roped a wild Stallion on the High Plains in West Texas. I ran him for over 20 miles to rope him. All the time I was riding after him his head was held high and proud. He knew as well as I who would win, yet he was proud when I pulled up with him.
I hated to bring him in, but the alternative was starvation or dying from thirst. Yet he surrendered with the same pride and honor in which he had when he ran free.
He survived the terrible drought and sired many wonderful Colts.
So then, I am proud of me as well. I'm my own best friend and depend on me.
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Tom Diamond

RE: what is war?

War : Somebody wakes up and decides to excercise their complete control and domination over a weaker entity. The weaker has got to fight back in order to survive. Sides and pals are chosen by both parties unitl a final decision is reached,winner or loser.
A predater breaks into a home he feels might be undefended but instead ,gets into a gunfight with the dweller. The dweller prevails and the issue is decided in the Courts.
The above are but a couple examples of War.
I am determined to defend what is mine regardless the cost or costs to me darlin'.
Everybody on this site lives in a Country which has suffered war at one time or another.
Be sure a war fought in or for you home is won by you.
Bullets and bombs don't kill,,,people do.
Think about it.
I have been there.


professor
Tom Diamond
Viet-Nam Marine Corps.Combat Veteran, Purple Heart Recepient.

Gone Drinkin' -n-dancin! Gal Trubbles

Welp gals I gotta go have a few Bud's and do some dancin' cause ya'll done left this critter all alone for another week-end here in FT.Worth TX..
Gal trubbles,,LOL

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The Alternative ? What Is it ?

I had a woman contact me from Houston Texas. Great! A really intelligent woman and stunningly beautiful. I replied but found she is actually living in Southeast Asia !
I ,like many of you respect truth. We all need to use good judgement. I guess tonight I'll have to go out and grab a few Buds and do some dancing to get over my ,lying Beauty,LOL.

cheers
Tom Diamond

The Alternative ? What Is it ?

So as an American Woman you think tis' okay to loose your men to other Countries ?I would think that you would be protective of your own vanishing available men which far underscore in count, single females in this country and across the world??
We are few, yet you are so very many.
professor
Tom Diamond

The Alternative ? What Is it ?

Considering the millions of single available women on this planet that are searching for mates, one must consider there's less as many males seeking that same fulfillment.
Therefore, in any given country I would suppose that the odds and numbers of both available groups in percenatge and ratio stats would be about the same ratio wise.
I have been on several dating sites and have found myself to be more attractive to Foriegn women and contacted by them. While I have no issues with that, then I wonder why more American gals ignore my profile and look, yet fail attempting to converse with me whereas, so many other beautiful women across the world are attracted to me and contact me?
I wonder therefore how many other single men have the same situation developing ?
I myself find this Phenomena very interesting. I also find more chat in my mail than real interest. Considering I'm tall ,handsome, honest and secure causes me to wonder exactly what my own American Women are after?
Gone are the days of the Front Porch Rocker and the shared two straw Milkshake at the local Drugstore. Instead a huge vacuum seems to have replaced local values and commonsense. I mean, what man or woman wants to spend their lives whizzzzing around the world seeking a soulmate ?
Looks almost like the alternatives for many men and women would be "The Mailorder Bride" or a cheap" Blowup Doll".
professor
Tom Diamond

RE: why r hard guys so good to find?

cheers us straight guys have it so hard,,,,,,,,,,,why can't gals understand ?dunno

Retirement Plans Made Simple

Retirement plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the '401-Keg Plan'.







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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Now I gotta bodyguard ! Thanks Bro !
Tom Diamond
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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Standing room only ,LOL
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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

wave

Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Thanks Brother Texan ! Have a cold one on me!
Tom Diamond cheers

Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Thanks so much lil' Irish darlin'.
luck to you too !
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Howdy from Texas, I'm new here

Darlin you have been branded with the love of two wonderful children. I pray good fortunes come to ya;ll.
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