RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

a color by number over 50 manual, so she can be prepared for the big day.................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

a boys cofession

boys always have a strategy on gaining information..........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

a boys cofession

my Monday laugh. you are welcomed.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

a boys cofession

A BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'


'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

pearls

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dam I'm getting slow.......sorry

steaks





SPEAKS

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sealers

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eaglets

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propriety

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word now is prosperity............come on, you can do it!

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prosperity

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property

RE: Roll Call

here I is, Buckwheat!

RE: So you decided to live together or get married! Would you sign a prenup or similar contract?

Absolutely. I feel it is a good thing to protect what you've strived to earn, or have, over your lifetime. I lost, ( voluntarily) everything, when I got divorce, only to maintain my sanity, and remove my name from anything associated with my ex, and I'll be dammed if I'll ever do that again. stupid, stupid, stupid, me.doh doh

It's the way of today. One never knows what tomrow may bring ,and how that person will act when things go wrong, ( if they go wrong). be prepaired for the unexpected I guess is reason for it. Today we love, tommorow, they want what I have. I dun think so!
they can have anything we've earned, or made for each other while together, yet what I have prior to US, is mine, what you have is yours.

RE: do u believe your soulmate exists?

I'd much rather find somene compatible, that togeher we have chemistry, who's great in bed, and who will go through thick and thin, and realize, that LIFE is not a bowl of cereal, that you can dump, when the milk gets warm.


" and that's all I've got to say about that"

RE: Estate Planning... this gave me a good chuckle!

and the laughs continue. boy! you're on a roll this morning. I'm rolling, just a tad bit short of tears.................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

Raymond.there is a website called , It's FREE, and absolutely worth your attention. Just go take a look. it is absolutely awesome. you'll get exercises to do, and it motivates you to be a better you. take action. that is the first step in achieving success in anything you wish to partake in. Feeling angry or upset at your past is not doing any good, yet you must acknowledge they DID exist, yet let them go. someone said go yell at the top of a mountain. Why not just yell right here, right now, and get it over with. Live my good friend, because there is never a time when tnings are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad that we can't look it in the eye and say............" well! there's no where to go but UP! you can do it, and the website can help get you on track to a better you. I have no doubt in my mind. best to you, and as everyone also mentioned..........................here, you've got friends, and just think about this too. We'll never ask you for money, we'll never take your girl, we'll never raid your fridge, all we'll do is support you in what you choose to enjoy doing with us all. OK, so every once in a while we'll get into a heated discussion about hopeful presidents, and such touching subjects as religion, and who gets in the shower first, yet, we are here for you, so I extend my hand in freindship to say, come join the party....there are some great friends to be had out here, and they welcome you with open arms.
please do accept our extended hands, and grab hold. You've just made a great number of freinds. see! you've accomplaished a great deal in a day or so. what can you accomplish tomorrow. can you see it getting better already? I think we all can, let's do it together.

RE: Estate Planning... this gave me a good chuckle!

Great way to begin a Sunday morning. thanks for the laugh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

stamp

RE: At the end of the day...

As in the real world. we have good days, and there will be bad days. Here, I tend to just take everything with a grain of salt. I rather have fun, then get into serious discussions, yet times will be, when a subject hits me in a way, where I have to state my case. being respectful of others opinions is something I tend to do as well, yet never showing my anger, nor geting upset because this one doesn't see my point, or doesn't agree that Obama will be a good president, as will Mccain, yet my choice is the one they feel will not be.
Productive? maybe entertaining might be best suitable word for me to use here. I come here not to be productive, but to be entertained, and be the entertainer. Next show starts in an hour!

RE: Some tips please, for long distance travel soon

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Italy! ok, I retrack my statement. so instead. sleep while you fly, drink plenty of water, no alcohol. lets' see now, Tylenol PM in the morning makes you groggy oin th afternoon.

OK. Just have safe trip, and enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

RE: do opposite's attract

Only for the first 24 hours..........................really! then they repel........and shoot off fireworks..............rolling on the floor laughing

RE: dating sites

well you can do one of many things, but in this case, right this very minute, I'm going to discuss only 2. One you can feel sorry for yourself, find a nice high bridge somewhere, and go jump.


OR, you can take inventory, and simply change your ways of aproach. everyone says good things, but for it to work for you, you've got to stop listenig to foks like us, who are on the same boat as you..............and simply have a great time. laugh, sing, dance., but don't look for love, or romance. JUST HAVE FUN! Love WILL find you........... it will, it's me everyone should be worried about................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: one wish

that calls for me sharing my wish.

RE: Christian the lion...

fascinating things, of the wonders of life, in our world.............. Thanks

RE: Cast Your Protest Vote!

Can we discuss why you feel McCain has more experience in politics?

RE: What would u do FOR the one above u ..

kids.........................do not try this at home...............scold

RE: one wish

I got ten....................anyone need one? yay

RE: one wish

my wish would be for ten wishes banana

RE: Christian the lion...

I've seen this before, and it is a really touching story. thank you for briging it back to the forefront for all to enjoy. applause

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