RE: What's on your bucket list?

you can do it! You must do it! I know you can!

repeat after me..............

I know I can, I know I can, I know I can, OH NO! WAIT! isn't it?
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home....yeah! yeah ! that's it!rolling on the floor laughing

smile..............it all gets better with time............grin

Currency Exchange

An Asian guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yestoeday, I get two hunat dolla fo 600 yen… today I get only a hunat eighty?'

The teller replies, 'Fluct-u-ations'.

The Asian guy says, 'Fluc you white guys too!'



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I laugh at myself sometimes.

RE: Pushy Salesman

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

one of my favorite

RE: Angels and the Stars!!

good to see it all gone now.....................good for you for letting it out.applause

RE: What's on your bucket list?

I went
sky diving

I went
rocky mountain climbing

I went 2.7 seconds
on a bull name fumanchoo

and I
love deeper

and spoke
sweeter

and I gave forgiveness
I''ve been denying


and I hope some day you get the chance

to live like you wre dying

my bucket list is to just plain have fun and live a good life.
" and that's all I got to say about that"

taken from the song by by Tim McGraw " live like you were dying"

RE: Back pain advice "I need some"

try webmd.com there you can put oin your symptoms, and see what it tells you. A great site for preliminary knowledge of a condition, yet nothing beats an actual doctor visit. Doesn't your daughter deserve to be picked up? JUST DO IT! JMO

RE: profile pics

Like trying to find a needle in a haystack, you'll never find success, less you try.......................just a part of cyberspace, you must live, or put up with............

RE: profile pics

sorry, but that is something, that even if they were a great deal of fun, I could NOT overlook. I've gotten accustomed to one thing, and believing they are honest as I am with them, only to find out different?

NEXT! yay

RE: profile pics

It has happened on multiple occassions, and me being the gentleman that I am, go through with the date, and have even asked some, why they lie when trying to date someone, or start a possible relationship.
Best response to date has been........( she stated she was 47 and in reality was 53, and looked it) her resposne to why tell a lie before meeting someone...." I wasn't getting any ACTION." I just about spit my mouthful of drink on her from the burst of laughter I let out.

RE: profile pics

pictures of animals and such are fine, because they are not misleading, what gets me, is the ones that place that pic that sends you through the roof, only to find when you meet, it was 8 yrs ago, and all the while you are complimenting her on how well perserved she is......................AYCARUMBA!

RE: Advice from women

I was reading this thread and wondered when that word " SPACE" was going to be used.

as to the OP..................Far too early in this to call in the calvary, since you've only been talking for a few days. I can't see you falling in love yet, but then again, who knows but you. give it time...............it will all unravel in a few days if that.

RE: something I would like to know

OK class, who brought what for show and tell today?

RE: kkitty

sorry to hear your hearts been broken, but think of it this way. you being you, I'm sure you'll take the POSITIVE from it, and grow as the woman you are.....keep your chin up ,and be as cheerful as you always are, and before long, your heart will be as good as knew again.
then you can dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

thanks Des............ditto..........got an early morning and got to get some sleep

but first a word from our sponsors......................cuervooooooooooooooooooo

coronaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

teddybear back atcha

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

dam ok just one more

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

ok folks got an early morning tomorrow..sure has been fun..babydoll, ya gots a great place here..see ya next week................ya'll have a great weekend.....be good,and if you're gonna be bad.............be good at it....good night......................

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

hey babydoll, while you are there, may I have another as well...........grin

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

hey baby....work tonight?

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

sure we got tequila......and a back room too..............but dude, you are a good man.....with a good woman.................don't blow it in cyberspace................please

dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

thank you...thank you very much......................dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

ok then I can see your point......leave the stripping to me, but you can still throw down a few shots....she's not here, and I'll vouch for you...........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

you go girl...got your act together I can seeeeeeeeeeeee...dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

yeah! barkeep anything she is having is on me................pour it all over me...........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

wow! it is getting hot in here........these videos will make us RICH!

RE: be brutally honest...wud u date a curvy woman?

absolutely.......dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

get your beauty sleep, we'll be seeling videos tomorrow.

night! dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

I know the feeling....so throw down a few shots, and strip for the ladies, they've been waiting for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

rock the house..............dancing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

switch to VERIZON got more bars.......rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ITS FRIDAY....... BABY'S IS NOW OPEN

just grab a woman.............if someone smacks you, let her go, cause she's taken.............rolling on the floor laughing

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