A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." - That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie you walk up to her and pour her a drink you open the door (of the car) for her pick up her bag after she drops it offer her ride and then say: "By the way I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
So its by force of nature and not by force of feelings to be with someone. I wondered if that dutch friend is already married or soon to settle down when he moved to another country....
one thing...he tried to avoid much thunderstorms in his own place and he might be ended to have more than 28 thunderstorms each day he live with his partner....
Interesting topic, i like it! All of the ideas coming in are all acceptable but im still looking some words that can fully satisfy my interest. Being intelligent is somewhat having a mind power to excel, to become famous, to create an extraordinary things to exist or to distruct all forces of living and non- living things. It can either produce positive or negative impact to our existence. But have you ever think what is the greatest weapon to kill your intellect? Have you been struggling sometime that you have such great intellect but end up like a fool among the foolest? There you go, its only one thing that i can say the greatest enemy of intellect....it is your heart! If your heart beats extraordinarily its either to love or to save life or to sacrifice for others....then you can say that you might just dumb your intellect for some reasons you cannot explain...and it is really coming from your heart.
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Marketing Concepts
i spoiled the expectation then