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RE: Congratulations Lela!!!!

cheering cheering peace teddybear

the chase

you think it never happen an u can't answer your phone.

the chase

the chase

their was a high speed chase on the highway recently where the police was chasing a man, finally they got the man to pullover, the policeman got out and ask the man" i was originally pulling you over to tell you that your tailight is out'. " why the hell did you take off like that', continued the policeman.
the man said" last week my wife ran off with a cop, an i was afraid you were trying to give back.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: cs

well looks like you gotta buy your roti now, an don't act cheap dig in pockets tongue

RE: cs

girl them man an them like blasted race horse, anyhow i was in town today but not where u working

RE: Do you care about distance

hola, i wish you all the best didi, my friend vijay an his wife hannah are expecting a baby.

RE: Do you see what I see?

right now i can't see anything except stars, no more alcohol for me waaaaay boy. or an if i come across a girl picture an she has great headlights, well who cares.peace

RE: Old men chasing young women:a good thing

A good looking old thing better than a young thing anythime.

RE: I love my dogs, but...

well some love everyday he have to pee on my car tyre and he's the only dog i know that could pee on all four tyres.

RE: Why on a first date do people have to

well my first date was never that exciting then again kfc is always boring. no wait now i remember i order a two piece an fries an the same for my girl an when i opened the box, i saw i got three pieces of chicken. exciting first date eh.

RE: I love my dogs, but...

my fluffy is my life but lately he too damn harden, only taking my slippers an running away with it.

RE: Ever u talk with eyes ?

yes but am afraid i'll get a black eye very soon. moping

RE: Ever u talk with eyes ?

one gaze is all you need to look into one's heart.

RE: Physical Attraction (kinda for men, but women are welcome of course)

ok, ok, well a women eyes holds the key to her soul, the way she look so cute when she's angry, the way she laughs, or cry after a silly movie, women are our equals and must be treated with respect wether at home or in the work place.

RE: Physical Attraction (kinda for men, but women are welcome of course)

well she must have one hell of a bumper, and great headlights.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: House Husband

yeah i guess so. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned any how bye, now reach home from work, gotta go cook breakfast.

RE: House Husband

its the truth sommer, i told her u must learn to share, but apprently she doesn't like that.

RE: House Husband

well i do cook, wash, clean and iron and am great with children and also if my girl friend finds out am writing this well i have to sleep outside again. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ONE NIGHT STANDS

It always pay to be helpful

RE: ONE NIGHT STANDS

girl u know u horn meh i horn u back.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ONE NIGHT STANDS

i had a few,women who were lonely, fed up of cheating husbands an boyfriends that wanted help so i helped them.

RE: Love...

love finds you don't give up. i lost mines long ago, the girl am with now yeah i care for her, i have feelings for her, but there's always someone that walks into your life, and take your breathe away.cheering

RE: Love...

but what if you found out that person still loves you after five years, and you already, moved on life is not easy their are choices and scarfices that we make as human beings.

RE: Love...

there comes a time in your life when you do find what your looking for, and by some strange twist of faith you can't be together then love hurts it hurts alot.

RE: Love...

once, long time ago.

RE: what type of work do you do

law enforcement

protection

don't like donuts,

protection

well it goes to show who really is the brains an who's in control while one head got knowledge the other well is headless.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What kind of car do you own and do you.....

my baby's a nissan b-14 sentra, sometimes my girlfriend says why don't you marry her.

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