coolieno1 Forum Posts (546)

RE: Does the Atheist have a soul?

hi claayer my soul is good how you doing

doing your duty for elections.

now that's cool man!

doing your duty for elections.

relax man its just a joke, didn't mean no harm

doing your duty for elections.

relax man its just a joke, didn't mean no harm

RE: Why people here just for FUN???

u need to take it easy in here just relax an make some friends everything takes time.

doing your duty for elections.

no problem

RE: Do you lough if you see someone fall down while walking.

nah!

doing your duty for elections.

i just talked to one of my friends from denver she sounded extremely busy i asked her what happen she said" all the women in the us are shaving their coochies in support of the election their message to the world is"READ OUR LIPS NO MORE BUSH'.

for two dollars.

a doctor asked a little boy who does watch to many tv adds a question," son if you found a couple of dollars how would you spend them, what would you buy' said the doctor, the boy said" a box of tampax , why would you buy a box of tampax the doctor said, the boy replied i don't know exactly but its sure worth two dollars with tampax it says you can go swimming, horse back riding, an skating any time you want to.

RE: What do you look for...

somchick your night in shining armour has arrived why go for a handsome guy when u can have an ugly guy like me.

RE: Just got some bad news!!!!!!!!!!!1

am so sorry to hear that hope u feeling better.

expensive perfume

that's the best perfume money can't buy, sorry not being able to login as much been busy at work.

expensive perfume

an old lady was standing in a hotel elevator. she reaches the second floor an a beautiful young lady walks in, smelling strongly of perfume she turns to the old lady and with a snobby tone says' mark jacobs 150.00 an ounce, another young lady gets on, also smelling of expensive perfume an says flowers by kenzo 200.00 an ounce, now it was the old lady's turn the elevator reached her floor an before she got off she bent over an farted an said" broccoli 49c a pound".

the farmer daughter's

a farmer had three beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates, the first beau came to the door an said" i'm eddie am here to pick up betty were going for spaghetti is she ready' the farmer said" no', the second beau came to the door an said" i'm joe am here for flo to take her to the show is she ready' the farmer said" no', the third beau came to the door hello my name is CHUCK the farmer shot chuck.

RE: do u believe your soulmate exists?

found her, an i lost her wahhhhhh i want her back!!!!!!

RE: Astrology Match

wel lets give it a shot got nuttin 2 lose lets change destiny

RE: Astrology Match

go virgo, virgo in the house so who's my match is it a tempting taurus.

what does george micheal, boy george an a mosquito have in common?

well at least mosquito's suck blood, that i know.

what does george micheal, boy george an a mosquito have in common?

a tv game show host asked a guy a trick question for 1,000,000 dollars sir here's your question he asked " what does george micheal, boy george an a mosquito have in common' he said you got 5 seconds, the man shouted DENGUE

why did the chicken cross the road?

RE: Do you believe men should be the head of the household?

cooking, washing, cleaning an ironing now that is man? anyone looking for a husband?

why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road u asked? to get away from sander's wife she found out they were having an affair.

the man's wife

i can't remember the rest but its damn funny.

showing support

no cene my friend everybody needs to feel loved sometimes u just don't try an play hero.

the man's wife

once there were two men, walking down the road one man started telling the other about his wife he said" you know they used to say my wife had a face that could launch a thousand ships' he boasts, the other man said " towards or away from the shore.

RE: Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to me

happy birthday ship have a rounds on me.

RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

man just reading that gives me a headache i really hate math ever since i was in school.

RE: Whitney Houston-I Will Always Love You vs Foreigner-I Want To Know What Love Is

foreigner-i want to know what love is can't stop a classic.

showing support

hey ppl come on an show your support for cardsfan24 poor guy damage his knee which requires surgery this week, good luck stew my friend u was there for me when i was feeling down now its your turn hope you feel better good luck on your surgery.

alcohol vs women

its ok