coolieno1 Forum Posts (546)

protection

ah my dear good things comes in small packages.

protection

well if i used the big hat on a small head an the wind blows well goodbye hat.

protection

as men we need to protect ourselves from the harmful rays of the sun, so buy a hat don't matter what size especially when sun bathing an if we see a beautiful woman who would like to make an investment in us, an she wants a donation we give sign an seal just make sure we don't go bankrupt.

good eye sight

a man comes home one day, to find his wife staring at herself naked in the front of the mirror.
when she sees her husband she says" i'm getting old, wrinkled, fat and ugly". so she told her husband i need you to say something postive about me right now.
the husband thinks for a second and replies" nice to see you still have good eye sight'.

RE: Name 5 persons you want to smack their faces.....

am a peace loving guy, so i don't need to smack anybody, but i know of five women who would love to. KICK ME IN MY BALLS.

RE: just for indy....and dude, sorta...lol....

RE: buy black experiment

thank god i don't have to cook any food to bring for you, you give me one hell of an order, am grateful you can buy all your stuffs at the nearest roti shop.

RE: HATE IN THE AGE OF OBAMA

This thing still going on, well yes all yuh good.

RE: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LOVESONG?

thats easy sean paul pepper pot u done know.

RE: DO MEN NEED ALONE TIME?

NOW YOUR TALKING,

RE: DO MEN NEED ALONE TIME?

ah yes baita let me explain, when man work from monday to friday and after work they does get thirsty, so we stop by a bar an have a few drinks before we come home with our friends, to some women thats not a problem but then there are some women when a certain time past an they ain't see there man, they does start to get angry an if we take of our cell phone worse again, you know what am talking about. so yes when men get a chance to be alone we damn well take it an let we drink we rum in peace.

RE: Do you believe in love at first sight

funny love at first sight, i remember i told a girl that once, she bit me after an ran away, hurt like hell, so love at first sight no, love at first bite yes.

RE: My Wedding Plans

well yesss

RE: "GIVE ME ONE DOLLAR".....PLEASE.....

why settle for only one dollar when u can have fort knox, baby for you am willing to blow myself up just for u.

RE: True Love?

hey man i found true love until i realise that funny feeling u feel in your heart an butter flies in your stomach once rub goes away then i realise it was only gas

RE: IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

i now finished cook my dear i made fried rice with shrimps, stewed chicken and potato salad with a bottle of white wine wat u made don't tell me PEAS an rice.

RE: IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

oh my god, patrick have to make way for hazel, there goes the father of the nation.

RE: CFO for freddie mac, david kellerman found dead

sorry for his family.

RE: What do u think of Capricorns?

nice people open and honest.

RE: How BAD is Obama as president?

RE: Jamaicans

who jah bless no man curse, that's small thing, u know we trini's love ya.

RE: What do women want?

all you have to do is listen to them.

RE: WHAT WOMEN WANT

nah gal
Not ah tiger a pot hound.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE WERE RUN BY COMMUNISTS.

would it be a good thing or a bad thing. what would really have happened? giving the state of the world's economy would we end up in a catastrophy.

RE: Would you ever wear hair extensions, wigs or a toupee?

well thats too bad call wendy rahamut or buy she cook book. or better yet buy a roti at your nearest roti shop.

RE: Would you ever wear hair extensions, wigs or a toupee?

like yuh thief kiss baking secrets. u bake

RE: Would you ever wear hair extensions, wigs or a toupee?

yep the one on my head is while the other is bald thank god.

RE: Would you ever wear hair extensions, wigs or a toupee?

today i made crab an callaoo, baked chicken macroni pie potato sald wat u cook don't tell me u call kfc.

RE: Would you ever wear hair extensions, wigs or a toupee?

oh my god, oh my god don't tell your bald an you brought a weave.

RE: Do you even acknowledge Palm Sunday!

being a christian yes its an important time in our lives.