there were once three friends who were lost at sea, they drifted for miles going further into the ocean. one day one guy saw a bottle drifting towards them he picked it up opened it an suddenly a genie appeared. the men were shocked, the genie said" i was trapped in there for centuries an for letting me out am granting you 3 wishes, the first man wished he was home, poof the genie granted his wish, the second guy wished he was also home poof the genie granted his wish. then came the third guy who said now am lonely wish my friends were here with me.
that's a complicated word true love it depends on you an what you really want but love is out there, i never wanted to fall in love again, i was happy being single until i met her it took alot of time but i found her, true love is indeed out there you just have to look for it.
honest is the best policy am honest as an open book, but when i was younger always got in trouble so a little lie was useful. but not anymore its better to be honest that way your heart will always be clean.
one day a little old lady was waiting at a bus stop, when the bus came she went inside an saw an empty seat opposite an elderly man. as the man saw she was going to sit down he cried out aloud" don't sit down there you will get what i get'. horriified the old lady scream" what is it', the elderly man said" A SEAT'.
at age 8- you take her to bed and tell her a story. at age 18- you tell her a story and take her to bed. at age 28- you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. at age 38- she tells you a story and takes you to bed. at age 48- she tells you a story to avoid going to bed. at age 58- you stay in bed to avoid her story. and finally at age 68- if you take her to bed now that will be a story.
he's teaching her arithmetic, he said" it was his mission'. he kissed her once, he kissed her twice, and said" now that's addition'. and as he added smack by smack in slient satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said" now that's substraction'. then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explaination, and both together smiled and said" that's multiplication'. then dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision he kicked that kid three blocks away and said' that's long division'.
yes ppl to all the beautiful women of cs an especially in forums i would like to introduce my good friend stewie you all know him an we all love him, he's been feeling pretty down lately so lets show him we all care stew my friend don't worry yourself be strong, an most of all have faith.
RE: Number of unmarried women increases every year
well after that piece of advice no wonder pamela is always by your side.