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RE: Men, Please Explain "Nagging"

Nagging is when a woman won't let things drop. She has to get the last word. She can't just ask you to do xyz, she has to remind you how long it took you to do uvw and stu. Basically, imagine your wife or girlfriend treating you like they are your employer and asking for things in that tone....

I need you to do.......

rather than

Hey, if you get a chance, could you......

RE: what's the best/worse decisions you ever made in your life and the best/worse things you ever done ?

Without a doubt, the worst decision I ever made was not looking both ways before crossing the parking lot last month. It has changed my life forever.

RE: Another ... Would You Date ...

Yes I would. Noone knows how long they have. I could be dead tomorrow. Would I have children with her - probably not, but it depends on if that is what she wants.

RE: It is best to never say this to a cop.........lol................

I haven't been pulled over a lot, but when I am, I have always called the Officer "Occifer."

That immediately illicits the question, "Have you been drinking?"

to which I always reply, "No, I am sorry, I am not interested in you buying me a drink Occifer. I haven't had a drink in 18 years."

I have had 3 cops who cracked up, one who wasn't amused. The one who wasn't amused wrote me a ticket. The other 3 let me off scott free.





One thing you never say is, "Can you hold my beer while I get my drivers license out?"

RE: Why do birds suddenly appear?

Well, it could be because they drove by me with their middle finger in the air.

RE: Why do birds suddenly appear?

I usually see the most birds while driving down the highway. Sometimes I don't even know what I did wrong.

RE: Terror as plane plunges 20,000ft

I have heard it said that there should be no fear of flying because if it is not your turn to go, it is not your turn to go. But I am saying, what if it is the pilot's turn to go?

These people were fine because after all, they had their seat belts on, their seat backs and tray tables were in the upright and locked positions, AND their seats double as flotation devices.

RE: John's Dream

Dreams are not reality. What is real is this person is probably a die hard liberal who is filled with hatred for George Bush.

RE: hello friends of gillyloves69 is anybody doing/done anything been to/going anywhere exciting this

Gilly,

About a month ago now I got hit by a car and I have been in and out of the hospital ever since.

I had my hip replaced last Monday and am at home now, but St. Lucia wouldn't be much fun in my current condition.

One of the things I was looking forward to was snorkeling.

RE: hello friends of gillyloves69 is anybody doing/done anything been to/going anywhere exciting this

I was scheduled to leave out in the morning to St. Lucia for 2 weeks. But, with my recovery I have had to cancel.

RE: Are you a pack-rat?.................

I just bought my house 4 years ago. Since I live alone, I don't have much opportunity to collect stuff.

RE: Are you a pack-rat?.................

I dont have a lot of stuff. I donate anything that I am not using to various places. I would imagine if I had kids, I would have a lot messier space.

RE: Long Distance Relationships

I guess I just look at it that Love is only an experiment until you are married. Until then both parties can get mad and choose to leave without any repercussions.

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

Claayer, If I didn't know better, I would say that this sounds awfully Manic.

RE: Long Distance Relationships

I guess I don't understand...what is the point of falling in love again if marriage is not an option?

I long for the day when I can be in love again and seal the deal with marriage.

RE: Long Distance Relationships

Not necessarily a risk taker, My roots just don't go very deep. The only thing that has really kept me where I am is that I have a strong clientele with my shop and a lot of friends that I have made. But overall, I have no family here, and this injury has forced me to close my shop for at least 6 months.

I don't have anything really holding me down....my pets will travel, although I am sure the turtle will pitch a fit.

RE: Long Distance Relationships

I haven't, and to be honest, I won't.

For me, if I find the right gal, I go visit her, it looks like we are good, then I will move to her area. I hate goodbyes.

RE: Hey Guys ,,Should We Clean Our Residence Up for A Date?

I keep my place spotless at all times anyway. I am a neat freak.

Most I would need to do is cruise the floors with the Eureka and maybe dust depending on how many weeks it was since I last dusted.

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

We have guys who are 5'2" on here?

geesh.

I was 6'1 before the hip change. I will probably stand different and be 6' now, at least till I am strong again.

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

Yeah, I ahve to say, I am a practical joker. But I am not nearly as perverted sounding as I am on the forums.

RE: Never mind how much you can tell from a picture read the forum and you know all.

How so, can you give some examples?

RE: Ok I need some advice

kick that sob to the curb.

did he not sleep with you during your marriage? He has enough information. What a moron. Where does he live? I will have a couple friends pay him a visit.

RE: Write a line------that has inspired you , from whatever source.

"I am for change, because change yesterday, means a better today, and change today means brighter hope for tomorrow. And change is what we need, uh, uh, I, uh, just really believe that change is the catalyst for hope, hope for a brighter future, because yesterday is in the past, and today is already here, and tomorrow hasn't come yet."
Barrack Obama, 2008

Fav Movies

Red Dawn was another good one.

RE: If your date has children and a good job and wants you to pay for babysitting what do you do?

I would offer to pay for the children. If it is someone I am interested in, and they have kids, then I need to warm up to the idea that they are a make or break deal in our relationship as well. I have never had anyone have to ask me to pay for them.

When scheduling the date, I usually ask, what about tommy and susie, do you have a sitter? I will pay for the sitter if you would like.

A lot of times they know someone who is more than happy to watch the kiddos while they go out.

Fav Movies

oooh, Gladiator is right up there on my list too...good movie.

RE: read a lurn how I feel

Nyce giys arnt hard to find, I R 1

Fav Movies

Alright the quote thread started this...

What is your fav movie/s and why



Tombstone - love the story, love the actors, love the dialogue

Friday Night Lights - powerful movie

Batman Begins - Christian Bale is awesome in it - good action
on the flip side, I hated the heath ledger batman that was just out. Acting was good....too good. It was so macabre it made me uncomfortable.

RE: Trials and tribulations of getting or receiving that first kiss.

diogenes,

If you have to ask, you didn't do something right.

RE: Trials and tribulations of getting or receiving that first kiss.

Fireliter, maybe you just need practice bro. I am sure Cardsfan will practice with you.


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